[podunk]

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyway, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.



I didn't write this.

[CarpeDime]

WOW

what a story!!

hey bro DON'T SWEAT IT!! GO FOR WHAT YOU KNOW SON!!

[seaborneq]

Go back to sleep.

[SBR_John]

uhh...errrr ok.

[landers781]

Where's the end?

[GRUMPERZ]

I believed everything that was written.....except for the last line

[Mr. Peepers]

Hey Podunk! Is this how it was for you and your sister??? Check out the vid...

[nobs]

podunk

[G's pks]

are you from the South?

[roasthawg]

Luke is a perv!

[The Prick]

anybody know what happened to that dude? i loved that kid

[fsugolf]

wow, how do you even muster the strength to hit the "submit" button, if this story is true.

[Kav]

im lost for words...

[wal66]

podunk, got any pics of your mom? You said she was hot, right?

[Jacey]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

did your sister get pissed when you killed your dad?

[roasthawg]

Originally Posted by wal66

podunk, got any pics of your mom? You said she was hot, right?

[Masu485]

This was actually a good story, as I just watched the Star Wars series for the first time this week. So one week earlier, I wouldn't have understood this at all! Story def needs to be reread twice!

[MJT1212]

Pretty interesting, nothing to worry or be ashamed about at all, weird shit happens when you're young. TRUST ME.

[landers781]

This went over alot of peoples heads it seems....even went over mine for a few minutes

[Chi_archie]

haha, nicely done. Haven't watched any star wars in a long time

[podunk]

Originally Posted by landers781

This went over alot of peoples heads it seems....even went over mine for a few minutes

[BarkingToad]

I was thinking the movie Eurotrip when the brother and sister were making out at the nightclub after having too much absinthe. I was way off.

[podunk]

Originally Posted by BarkingToad

I was thinking the movie Eurotrip when the brother and sister were making out at the nightclub after having too much absinthe. I was way off.

haha

[homers54321]

damn you. it was a tarp

[Boner_18]

funny stuff.

[Team Ramrod]

good sh*t.

[antifoil]

i still have to post words

[flyingillini]

I think you should of dumped a load on her when she was asleep.

[Ian]

haha, religion ruins everything... how did your fight with Darth turn out?

[stevek173]

Haha very nice

[The Seer]

Originally Posted by G's pks

are you from the South?

west virginia or arkansas most likely

[paco]

All u guys know he had ya interested. Or else, why would jerry Springer have such a grey audience?? Podunk, did u masturbate smelling her panties ever?

[The Seer]

if you know the Star Wars saga then you really need to read this twice

[podunk]

[flyingillini]

Shoot a hot load while fantasizing about your hyna while watching keez!