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  1. 05-12-07 06:53 PM #1
    colt29
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    Just bought the wife a beginners guide to anal sex as a gag gift for tommorrow. What do you guys with kids think the odds are for a hard bitchslap? This thing is hilarious.
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  2. 05-12-07 07:17 PM #2
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    The key to anal sex is being relaxed and using lots of lube and going slow.

    Hey Ace does she ever wonder about it?
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  3. 05-12-07 07:26 PM #3
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    thanks for reminding me anyways, my mother i always pissed off when i forget; i think i will not buy her anal guide
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  4. 05-12-07 07:40 PM #4
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    so on mothers day you're expected to buy all the women in your family something? i thought you're just suppose to do something nice for your mom.

    once you go back, you won't go back
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    Quote Originally Posted by picoman View Post
    i thought you're just suppose to do something nice for your mom.

    Thats what I tell my wife, "Your not my mom."

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  6. 05-12-07 08:07 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlòóker View Post
    Thats what I tell my wife, "Your not my mom."

    if she cooks, clean and tell you what to do...what is the difference?
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  7. 05-12-07 08:15 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by colt29 View Post
    Just bought the wife a beginners guide to anal sex as a gag gift for tommorrow. What do you guys with kids think the odds are for a hard bitchslap? This thing is hilarious.
    I think your mom might enjoy it more...
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    i'm sending my parents away for mothers day / fathers day. week vacation, costing me about 2500. well worth it though. with the exception of today's losses, which are about 1300 total so far, i've been up a lot lately...i've done the classic bullshit flowers and gift card thing my whole life..time to pay back the parents for all they've done.

    i also booked my personal vacation ...wohoo..best part about it is both are paid in full on the CC
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