[Ganchrow]

So my fiancé calls up the gown shop from where she ordered her wedding dress in order to get the dress refitted -- Phone disconnected.

She sends them an e-mail -- Bounced back.

Website -- down.

So I did a bit of research and it turns out that they went out of business last year.

After a couple of days of phoning around I manged to get in touch with the owner. She provided some lame excuse and claimed that all dresses she had had in inventory had been given away to charity. I asked the natural question, which was how a wedding dress for which we had already paid $5,000 had been given away. Her response, "Oh I thought she didn't want it."

So Jen (my fiancé) is pretty upset about this and so by extension I am, too. It isn't even the money, apparently it's some sort of a great dress -- all white and everything with dress stuff everywhere. I told her it was for the better as she definitely shouldn't be wearing white anyway because she's kind of a whore, but for some reason she didn't like that comment as much as I would have thought.

So it looks like headache central for the foreseeable future ...

[Senator7]

I told her it was for the better as she definitely shouldn't be wearing white anyway as she kind of a whore, but she didn't like that comment as much as I would have thought.

Ganchrow, you certainly haven't lost your touch.

I nominate this for post of the year simply for this one sentence.

You must have cajones of steel to say something like this to your fiance...I'm impressed, as usual!

[The Prick]

ain't real sure why she cares what kinda dress yer dumb-ass is gonna wear....she's only jumping the broomstick with you so she can use yer handicap parking sticker. it ain't just any broad that'd marry an obvious poo-jabber just to park close to the front door of the liquor store

[Ganchrow]

I need a dress that doesn't make ass look big and a broomstick to shove all the up there.

Wow. That's just fantastic.

Wish I could help you out, Bro.

[jjgold]

Ganch that is what happens when your bargain hunt you cheap fuk, your the type that will take the 30% discount and think you got something.

Ganch if Cashews cost $4 I will go to a place that sells them for $6

Ganch my shirts cost $200 a pop, yours cost $23 a pop and your think your stealing or getting a buy, tell us Ganch how they fukkin rip in like 5 weeks or so and mine stay perfect for 2 years.

Ganch you and your fiance should stop squeezing the fukkin head of a nickel and live a little.

Ganch if you want a shot at me there is a pretty good chance I will be at Belmont tomorrow.

[Ganchrow]

Ganch my shirts cost $200 a pop, yours cost $23 a pop and your think your stealing or getting a buy, tell us Ganch how they fukkin rip in like 5 weeks or so and mine stay perfect for 2 years.

That's what happens when you're jacked like I am. Your shirts rip.

Ganch if you want a shot at me there is a pretty good chance I will be at Belmont tomorrow.

What time? Where should I meet you?

[Bill Dozer]

Ganchrow, you certainly haven't lost your touch.

I nominate this for post of the year simply for this one sentence.

You must have cajones of steel to say something like this to your fiance...I'm impressed, as usual!

I'll second that, especially since she posts here. ummm, congrats Jen and Ganch.

[The Prick]

ain't real sure why she cares what kinda dress yer dumb-ass is gonna wear....she's only jumping the broomstick with you so she can use yer handicap parking sticker. it ain't just any broad that'd marry an obvious poo-jabber just to park close to the front door of the liquor store

that's harsh, even fer a bastage like me.....i should edit that to say something about a fat-ass and a broomstick

[Ganchrow]

I'll second that, especially since she posts here. ummm, congrats Jen and Ganch.

Yeah, thanks.

I'm making sure she avoids this thread.

[Dark Horse]

In that case, change the title.

[Willie Bee]

I told her it was for the better as she definitely shouldn't be wearing white anyway because she's kind of a whore, but for some reason she didn't like that comment as much as I would have thought.

I'll never understand why women are so sensitive when they hear comments like this

I wore white to my latest nuptials, but I'm not sure that socks really count.

[EBone]

Wow. That's just fantastic.

Wish I could help you out, Bro.

I tell ya: there are some funny people on this forum. I read this thread and just die laughing. This thread should be put in the SBR Hall of Fame.




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[jjgold]

Marriage is so overrated

Ganch not married in 5 years -185 (stats don't lie)


Its all good in the beginning and eventually Ganch's smile is gone and he wonders "what the fuk did I do?" She changed, what hapenned , this is not the girl I married, I want out.

Secondly what happens also is the sex decreases on the womans side and then what happens is ganch has to do things to get some action. She will say "Ganch if you wash the car, mow the lawn, cook and clean the garage..then maybe tonight we can have some fun." Its all a fukkin game. Ganch then will go fuk this barter system bullshit and then goes out on the hunt.

He will look at every broad he sees and get hard and try to figure out he he can get some action without doing chores. Eventually he will meet someone thinking it is just for sex but something will happen and one of the parties will fall in love. Now Ganch is on his way to getting fukkin barreled in like most men.

Never marry women ever, play the game and pretend and things will be great, marriage changes people.

[The Prick]

Hey Ganch, tell Jen not to get ate up over that damn dress. I seen her nekkid, she'll be way hotter than you even if she wears a tater sack at the blessed event.