[Dad]

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods has had a name change. He will no longer be called Tiger; henceforth he will be known as “Cheetah.”

Tiger was not only a cheetah but he was lion about it and now he has to bear the consequences. He now looks like an ass and media sharks will continue to dog him as long as his former foxes continue to rat on him.

In his defense Tiger was only following the Nike motto--just do it.

Feel free to add your own.

[katstale]

Innovative marketing type will have a whole line of "thugwear" with the new Cheetah logo on it. Hey SBR John? good idea for the store?

[Fiasco]

[koby25]

Tiger is my hero.