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    JJ .. U ROCK!!!

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    Hahaha nice one pal

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    im in on the threesome.

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    "People tell me its slower"
    lmaoooo



    I am dying in the library at school

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    I once paid $600 for an escort and only got a hand job and cuddling, never forgot that. It was a massive screwing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I once paid $600 for an escort and only got a hand job and cuddling, never forgot that. It was a massive screwing.
    jj cuddling with an escort after a hand job. epic image.

    this thread made my day. too funny

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    Kinda got depressing....
    she said "well Im glad you have a great life, always good to hear that."

    lmao JJer, this was epic

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    "Hey the one problem I have is I'm a little small... does that bother you?"

    Then Coach spends another minute discussing it...

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    HELL YEA JJ u r a MACK !!!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    13 minutes on phone with an escort

    thats fukkin talent

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    funny stuff

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    wow jjgold your mother has a hot voice man

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    Bro you remind me of like a 12-year-old

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bro you remind me of like a 12-year-old
    coming from the guy who jerks off to an escorts voice

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    Same dudes always gotta get on threads and start shit.

    LAMES.


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    Quote Originally Posted by THam12 View Post
    Same dudes always gotta get on threads and start shit.

    LAMES.

    its what i get paid to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by THam12 View Post
    Same dudes always gotta get on threads and start shit.

    LAMES.




    you would swear Bro and Thammer hang on Coach's every word

    better off talking to themselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post


    you would swear Bro and Thammer hang on Coach's every word

    better off talking to themselves
    i talk to myself all the time ... its actually quite relaxing ..

    makes me wonder what it would be like to have some friends

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    Slimmer get in here and hammer this guy for not closing the deal

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post


    you would swear Bro and Thammer hang on Coach's every word

    better off talking to themselves
    what the hell are you saying? lol
    makes no sense.

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    Thammer we know


  21. #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Thammer we know

    Im so confused lol

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    JJ that was great

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    Sounds like her boyfriend died in the car accident?

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    Classic love the JJ Videos I admit I have done the same thing. It was a long time ago in between girlfriends ,Boring Friday night nobody to talk too so I found the same adds from those free newsstands and would call them up and just talk about business after a while it would turn into a regular phone call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcaulay777 View Post
    Classic love the JJ Videos I admit I have done the same thing. It was a long time ago in between girlfriends ,Boring Friday night nobody to talk too so I found the same adds from those free newsstands and would call them up and just talk about business after a while it would turn into a regular phone call.
    Free newsstands? Shit bro, quit showing your age lol.

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    You are a sick penetrate. This was hilarious. Call me if you need the snow.

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    classic thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    Sounds like her boyfriend died in the car accident?
    Yeah I didn't get that either

    How does a car wreck turn you into a prostitute?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Yeah I didn't get that either

    How does a car wreck turn you into a prostitute?
    she probably needed money and probably had bills to pay like everyone else....she had to fend for herself and she couldn't freeload off her boyfriend anymore...not saying this was the case, but just taking an educated guess as to why she would turn to prostitution.

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    The old Coach is BACK!!!!

    Good to see!

    Coach, you're almost as smooth as BAUSER THE SEX MAN!

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    jj u talk like that to a gal and your telling me u cant get pussy? Its not that hard to go talk to a gal so what if u get rejected 5 or so x if u get the num on the 6 try

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    when you find a woman and get married JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    Road when did you take that pic of JJ...
    Probably from one of his old vids, but JJ is Big Time, there are pictures of him all over the intrawebs....


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    Dude's a sociopath. Spent the whole phone convo in some weird voice you normally use on kittens, then disconnects and he's back to Joe Pesci in an instant.

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    That's not very far from the "girlfriend voice" a lot of guys use.

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