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    Week 1 Triathlon Update by Jackie Blue

    SBR Triathlon 2014 week one update by Jackie Blue.




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    1 4uk4life 1340 4 1 stuler 48-24-1 43.2
    2 louisvillekid1 1200 2 2 theaxe 21-8-0 24.6
    3 MikeTizzy 1200 2 3
    smitch124 11-3-1 14.4
    4 ronpaul2008 1150 3 4 hustla 10-3-0 13.4
    5 ledsep26 1070 3 5 horja1 13-6-2 12.8
    6 oneunder 1020 3 6 blackbart 18-11-1 11.94
    7 katstale 950 3 7 newguy 10-4-1
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    8 miss_sbets 950 4 8 warpednexus 14-8-1 10.4
    9 GUMMO77 850 2 9 blankoblanco 5-0-0 10
    10 leetreaper 840 3 10 danso 16-10-0 10
    11 mpaschal34 840 3 11 Triple_D_Bet 18-12-1 9.98
    12 koldazzice 800 3 12 thetrinity 9-4-0 9.2
    13 OTL 800 2 13 Spacefrog 15-10-0 9.1
    14 stikymess 800 3 14 wally4372 12-7-0 8.6
    15 horja1 750 4 15 KKoz9 12-7-0 8.6
    16 blackbart 710 2 16 TheMoneyShot 4-0-0 8
    17 easyliving 700 2 17 darkghost 4-0-0 8
    18 juicedup 670 3 18 wild_snake 4-0-0 8
    19 darkghost 650 2 19 stikymess 17-12-1 7.74
    20 convick 610 3 20 mw00 7-3-0 7.4
    21 bez 600 1 21 xxx
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    22 chili_powder 600 1 22 andyjc712 3-0-0 6
    23 Czu81 600 1 23 Vegas39 14-10-0 6
    24 gauchojake 600 1 24 DJ Dalamar 4-1-0 5.9
    25 MillerTime99 600 1 25 BiTeMe UsAdOj 4-1-0 5.8

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    Wonder how Jackie Blue feels about old, overweight, balding married guys??

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    uk & Ul 1 & 2 what else is new.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Wonder how Jackie Blue feels about old, overweight, balding married guys??

    you balding already?

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    That 'a boy, UK! Nice start

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    That 'a boy, UK! Nice start

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    Speakin of rears, Jackie, sure woulda been nice if ya did a lil spin-round and showed us yours.

    OR, just have Loshak install a coupla "perv cams" in the eyes of that bull in the background that can be activated with like 100 betpoints.

    I'm an idea man, Jackie... hit me up in PM for even more winners. I'd make you an Interwebs SUPERSTAR.


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    First off, fuk the poker software donking me every tournament

    Second, Jackie Blue is a solid 7. you guys need to fukking stop drooling.

    Thirdly, where the fuk did SBR Jojo go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    First off, fuk the poker software donking me every tournament

    Second, Jackie Blue is a solid 7. you guys need to fukking stop drooling.

    Thirdly, where the fuk did SBR Jojo go?
    Firstly and thirdly SBR JoJo is doing a lot of new videos but Jackie Blue is doing the Triathlon. Secondly, fourthly I think you under rate Jackie Blue by a (sh)long shot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Firstly and thirdly SBR JoJo is doing a lot of new videos but Jackie Blue is doing the Triathlon. Secondly, fourthly I think you under rate Jackie Blue by a (sh)long shot!
    agree she is a 8.5 wouldn't go any higher. John also unfair you have had the pleasure of meeting her in person? or no? she is hot though more than a 7

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell88 View Post
    agree she is a 8.5 wouldn't go any higher. John also unfair you have had the pleasure of meeting her in person? or no? she is hot though more than a 7
    Yes. I got her autograph and tried for a hug. I pretend I'm getting coffee when she comes in for a video(have to walk by the coffee station to get to the SBR studio). To me she is the real deal, a knock out beautiful Costa Rican with perfect English and a smile you can't forget.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Yes. I got her autograph and tried for a hug. I pretend I'm getting coffee when she comes in for a video(have to walk by the coffee station to get to the SBR studio). To me she is the real deal, a knock out beautiful Costa Rican with perfect English and a smile you can't forget.


    #jojoburied

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Yes. I got her autograph and tried for a hug. I pretend I'm getting coffee when she comes in for a video(have to walk by the coffee station to get to the SBR studio). To me she is the real deal, a knock out beautiful Costa Rican with perfect English and a smile you can't forget.

    As one of the great poets of the 20th century, Michael Bivins, once wrote about love:
    She's so - (flyyyyyyyyyyyy)
    She'll drive you right out of your mind
    And steal your heart when you're blind
    Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin'
    YOU'LL fall in love and you'll be screamin', demon

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    8.5? what? on a scale of 1-15 maybe.... she looks like a koutney kardashi-ho reject..... then again, probably looks hot to those in the Midwest/east coast outside of nyc -- and to the balding middle-aged no-getting laid or married soft-ons that haunt this site and perv on younger woman..... but for those of us in Texas, Fla, and SoCal, she wouldn't turn our heads unless it was midnight at da club and we were wearing beer goggles! Well, penetrate, since she's running the damn contest, I'm sure I'll get dealt even more f'n bad beats than Ive already taken in the first week and a half.....
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    Jackie looks alright.

    But JoJo is still Queen Bee around here.

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    Jackie if u want a us citizenship call me baby!!! We can make this happen

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    I'd say ya'll need feed those girls more...then again trying to sneak a pizza into SBR Headquarters undetected is probably like trying to get a kilo of coke across the Mexican border

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    Removed
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    dayum, time to get to work

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    I need to step it up in NCAA contest

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    Hmmm... we had a lot of poster partys and I met about a thousand posters and never saw one with a Jackie Blue quality. I guess we're all bangin 10's when we are not posting .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parlayplayer View Post
    Jackie if u want a us citizenship call me baby!!! We can make this happen
    Jackie if you need US citizenship, you can call me also...my people will make it happen 3 times faster as the poster above

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Wonder how Jackie Blue feels about old, overweight, balding married guys??
    Ditto (except "balding" is past tense for me)

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    Please ask Jo Jo how to correctly pronounce my name. She can help ya out kid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Hmmm... we had a lot of poster partys and I met about a thousand posters and never saw one with a Jackie Blue quality. I guess we're all bangin 10's when we are not posting .
    I'm banging 10's even when I'm posting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuler View Post
    Please ask Jo Jo how to correctly pronouce my name. She can help ya out kid!
    it's steeeewler...like a home made stew

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    Go Blue!!!!!

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    Speakin of rears, Jackie, sure woulda been nice if ya did a lil spin-round and showed us yours.

    OR, just have Loshak install a coupla "perv cams" in the eyes of that bull in the background that can be activated with like 100 betpoints.

    I'm an idea man, Jackie... hit me up in PM for even more winners. I'd make you an Interwebs SUPERSTAR.


    To Jackie Blue
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    Well well well Bite Me USA DOJ, if you step up your game and stay tuned I may throw in a little spin for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuler View Post
    Please ask Jo Jo how to correctly pronounce my name. She can help ya out kid!
    I'm sorry about that, I'll make sure to get it down pat next time

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    Some tough judges here. I know she would have zero interest in me since I'm 42 and not at the top of my game anymore. Even if we were the same age, I'd say we are equals so I'm not going to judge harshly. Besides, I'd rather have above average looks (as Jackie is), a cool chick and a freak in bed than some supermodel who's a bitch and doesn't want to mess up her hair in bed. Unless Jackie sends me a sex tape or shows up at my house, I won't be able to judge her there either. If you need my email or home address Jackie, just send me a PM and I'll get back to you.
    Last edited by mpaschal34; 01-21-14 at 02:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Hmmm... we had a lot of poster partys and I met about a thousand posters and never saw one with a Jackie Blue quality. I guess we're all bangin 10's when we are not posting .
    +1

    The guys here that criticize are usually delusional and couldn't score a Jackie type IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.

    If ya put their wives/gf's next to Jackie and asked 100 other guys who'd they rather go home with, it'd prolly be 99 to 1 in Jackie's favor and the 1 is cuz I gotta account for a ttwarrior-fukked-up-type.

    This pretty much sums them up:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    it's steeeewler...like a home made stew

    Yeah what he said!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    +1

    The guys here that criticize are usually delusional and couldn't score a Jackie type IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.

    If ya put their wives/gf's next to Jackie and asked 100 other guys who'd they rather go home with, it'd prolly be 99 to 1 in Jackie's favor and the 1 is cuz I gotta account for a ttwarrior-fukked-up-type.

    This pretty much sums them up:
    haha... now that was funny! Having had to sit and watch damn near every poker player u've ever seen on tv gawk at my wife a few years back at the wsop (phil ivey was still playing it then, and he tried to give my beauty the "hard stare" til he caught her attention, which we still laugh about today), I can easily say my wife is the one I'd choose, and it wouldn't be a tough choice at all. That was the worst part about running deep each night during the weekends when she'd fly into Vegas, having to put up with non-stop egomaniacs throwing their best "game" and wealth at her, and her complaining to me later about this dumbass or that one. I can't remember his name, but some wpt champion had to be removed from the Rio after non-stop harassing her despite her telling him she didn't care how much he was prepared to buy her, travel with her, etc..... Jayde Nicole was there at the time, and a few guys at my table, seeing my wife off on the rail (and before knowing she was my wife), commented that she resembled jayde, only hotter.... and with natural's d's instead of implants..... and she covers all the attributes mpascal astutely mentioned above..... and he's right.... having those covered is what makes her really bad ass!

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