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    I regret to announce that at 3am last night local authorities found The Prick hanging from the rafters in a barn located on a pig farm. They have not released much information on his death however they have concluded that it appears to be suicide.

    A close friend of The Prick named SBRjohn commented that The Prick left his house in a drunken rage after SBRjohn refused to give him anal sex. SBRjohn recalls The Prick ranting about " Going to the barn to get sum luvin " as he stormed out of the house.

    In a weird twist to the story investigators say that it looks like The Prick was so drunk that he fell down while trying to relieve himself in the barn. Unfortunate for him he was in a breeding barn for top of the line Stud pigs. Upon examination of his body the coroner reported that The Prick was anally raped over and over again by the overzeleous stud pigs. The coroner found several ounces of pig semen in The Prick anal cavity and traces on his face.

    It is still undetermined why this caused The prick to commit suicide as most people that know him stated that those events are not out of the ordinary and sound like a typical night for The Prick.

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboydan


    I regret to announce that at 3am last night local authorities found The Prick hanging from the rafters in a barn located on a pig farm. They have not released much information on his death however they have concluded that it appears to be suicide.

    A close friend of The Prick named SBRjohn commented that The Prick left his house in a drunken rage after SBRjohn refused to give him anal sex. SBRjohn recalls The Prick ranting about " Going to the barn to get sum luvin " as he stormed out of the house.

    In a weird twist to the story investigators say that it looks like The Prick was so drunk that he fell down while trying to relieve himself in the barn. Unfortunate for him he was in a breeding barn for top of the line Stud pigs. Upon examination of his body the coroner reported that The Prick was anally raped over and over again by the overzeleous stud pigs. The coroner found several ounces of pig semen in The Prick anal cavity and traces on his face.

    It is still undetermined why this caused The prick to commit suicide as most people that know him stated that those events are not out of the ordinary and sound like a typical night for The Prick.
    This is just a conspiracy theory, but I heard that CRIS had a hit on him since he's cost them two grand a week since football started!

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/20/2005


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    then explain john's envolvement conspiracy theory in your senator

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboydan
    then explain john's envolvement conspiracy theory in your senator
    John wanted The Prick knocked off because of all the money he's going to have to pony up for 50 Tommy Bahama silk SBR shirts. At $119 each, that's going to be like five grand worth of silk shirts.

    By the way, I'm an XL.

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/20/2005


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    Quote Originally Posted by Senator7
    John wanted The Prick knocked off because of all the money he's going to have to pony up for 50 Tommy Bahama silk SBR shirts. At $119 each, that's going to be like five grand worth of silk shirts.

    interesting theroy

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005


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    I wonder if the Prick's read this yet...

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/18/2005


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    Quote Originally Posted by pags11
    I wonder if the Prick's read this yet...

    probly not if he's the prick is no longer with us pags

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005


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    When i saw this I though sbr canceled the contest cuz of all the money lost. I was ready to bitch sbr out.

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/12/2005


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    brick, it was just some payback for a post the prick made earlier about me is all. i know he's probly plotting on getting me back over this post thougH

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005


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    Wow, Danny, congratulations on finally figuring out how to use that spell-check feature, son! You musta hurt that big ol' brain of yours using all those big words, making sense, and spelling most of them correctly....."reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated". Seriously, though, BGD, I'm flattered at the attention, and with all the effort you put into this, but for the last time NO, I'm not going to the North American Man/Boy Love Association Ball with you.

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/31/2005


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick
    I'm flattered at the attention, and with all the effort you put into this, but for the last time NO, I'm not going to the North American Man/Boy Love Association Ball with you.
    Checkmate. :an_roll_l

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/9/2005


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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusion
    Checkmate.
    i don't think so ILL. i'm just getting warmed up

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005


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    little help here, somebody? i'm sort of new and must have missed the start of this. why this feud between bigboydan and the Prick? they both seem like "regular" guys

    SBR Founder Join Date: 9/15/2005


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    It's pent up sexual tension by bigboydan. The rumours are that bigboy "straight as a circle" dan wanted a bit of The Prick's prick but was denied.

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005


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    Quote Originally Posted by doncal
    little help here, somebody? i'm sort of new and must have missed the start of this. why this feud between bigboydan and the Prick? they both seem like "regular" guys
    it all started when that prick started taking cheap shots at everyone. after he went 3-0 one week. i'm sorry but, i'm not gonna sit back and have the prick call everyone who plays in that beat the prick contest a "potsie weber"

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboydan
    it all started when that prick started taking cheap shots at everyone. after he went 3-0 one week. i'm sorry but, i'm not gonna sit back and have the prick call everyone who plays in that beat the prick contest a "potsie weber"
    For the record the prick has never been 3-0

    doncal, start paying attention to the prick contest winners list. You have won several times, but failed to submitt your info to me.

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/9/2005


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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusion
    For the record the prick has never been 3-0
    2-1, 3-0 whatever week he won.

    SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005


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