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    Default I never prayed before....

    But please God let Iowa lose. I'm tired of this stupid shit on the boards. End it!!

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    Iowa has to win, they have nothing else but the Hawkeyes. I mean nothing. Iowa has Amish people and the Hawkeyes. Have you ever been to Iowa??? I have numerous times. Iowa has nothing at all. Its like a big corn field. An old saying birds fly upside down over Iowa cause theirs nothing worth shitting on.

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    WRESTLING starts.......Iowa national champs.

    I will keep the board updated on each Iowa weight class.

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    BTW

    Ford is recalling all vehicles sold in Iowa. They have to change the dimmer switch back to the floor like it used to be due to all the Iowans losing control of their cars when their foot gets caught in the steering wheel.

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    Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald’s on Friday night in Iowa?
    A: Prom.

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    Q. How do you get a University of Iowa graduate off your porch?
    A. Pay him for the pizza.

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    Q. Why do they use artificial turf in Iowa stadiums?
    A. To keep the cheerleaders from grazing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald’s on Friday night in Iowa?
    A: Prom.
    Where I grew up in Iowa there was not a McDonalds within 40 miles.

    I drove my tractor to the local tavern with my date.

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    If Iowa does not win this game, I win the largest wager of the year...........NW +7.5 2ND HALF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    BTW

    Ford is recalling all vehicles sold in Iowa. They have to change the dimmer switch back to the floor like it used to be due to all the Iowans losing control of their cars when their foot gets caught in the steering wheel.

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    I grew up in Minnesota and still live there part time so not liking Iowa and Wisconsin comes natural.

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    First Iowa billboard on the I-90 when entering the state... Welcome to IOWA!!! Shit you must be lost.....

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