11-05-09, 06:25 PM
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how many times do you spank
your dog if he craps on the floor?
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11-05-09, 06:32 PM
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11-05-09, 06:33 PM
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As many times as I have to after making him eat his own shit
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11-05-09, 06:35 PM
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My Cougar Wears Two Pearl Necklaces
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You stick his nose and mouth in his poop. Spanking doesn't work with dogs.
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11-05-09, 06:35 PM
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You guys are dicks. Get a fukking kennel for your house and train your dog how to shit outside. Next time smack yourself in the face and eat his shit, because it's your own dumbass fault that you haven't trained him well. Jeezus.
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11-05-09, 06:37 PM
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dogs are outside animals, not inside pets. they need to run free and shit in the open woods.
what, next are you going to start wiping its ass?
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11-05-09, 06:38 PM
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My Cougar Wears Two Pearl Necklaces
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poker_dummy101
dogs are outside animals, not inside pets. they need to run free and shit in the open woods.
what, next are you going to start wiping its ass?
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11-05-09, 06:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poker_dummy101
dogs are outside animals, not inside pets. they need to run free and shit in the open woods.
what, next are you going to start wiping its ass?
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I have seen this happen, no shit.... 
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11-05-09, 06:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poker_dummy101
dogs are outside animals, not inside pets. they need to run free and shit in the open woods. what, next are you going to start wiping its ass?
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My old neighbor used to do this. I never understood.
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11-05-09, 06:56 PM
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dont know about shit but i had a problem with my gf's dog. lil bastard would always piss in the kitchen whenever we went out. i would rub her nose in it, spank her, do everything. what finally stopped it was me picking the dog up, turing her over, and cleaning the piss up with her back. sort of like a rolling pin. bitch never did it again. maybe try this?
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11-06-09, 02:14 AM
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Interesting thread. SBR is the best.  |
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11-06-09, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by bradthebloke
dont know about shit but i had a problem with my gf's dog. lil bastard would always piss in the kitchen whenever we went out. i would rub her nose in it, spank her, do everything. what finally stopped it was me picking the dog up, turing her over, and cleaning the piss up with her back. sort of like a rolling pin. bitch never did it again. maybe try this?
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11-06-09, 07:16 AM
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All dogs are useless animals. We need more Michael Vicks in thiS world. Sorry Bread  |
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11-06-09, 09:13 AM
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This is one of the more sickening threads I've read on SBR (including all the extreme homoerotic ones, please-give-me-points threads, and the numerous threads that inspire 45-year-old degenerates to jack off to girls I went to high school with).   |
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11-06-09, 11:51 AM
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I love getting spanked by a woman, every mans fantasy.
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11-06-09, 12:21 PM
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Inthehole, your quote is the best I have ever seen. There are way to train animals.
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11-06-09, 12:42 PM
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Why have a dog if you don't know how to train/discipline it correctly.
I like dogs but I don't have one because I don't have time to take care of them. Plus, I like a clean house.
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11-06-09, 02:52 PM
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Mine ears hear much bullsht!
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I hardly ever "spank' my dog,but that ol' monkey...he usually gets beat-up and choked every time he rear's that ugly head up ! 
Last edited by ABEHONEST; 11-06-09 at 02:55 PM.
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11-06-09, 03:27 PM
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If anyone is truly interested in how to get their dog to stop shitting/peeing in the house, it's not complicated. Like I said above, buy a cage for them. Whenever you are not home you put them in the cage. (Preferably with some bedding you sick fukks). When you get home, you take the dog directly from the cage to the outside where he can do his business. You can do the same thing at night when you go to bed. When you are home take him out frequently until he gets the message that you want him to do something while he's outside.
Dogs typically won't shit or piss where they sleep. They will on occasion if they really have to go, but that can't be helped and at least it will be confined to their cage. After a few weeks of kennel training the dog will know that he is supposed to go outside to relieve himself. Hitting, spanking, yelling at or god forbid sticking an animal's face in his own feces or urine does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in terms of housebreaking. It's all just abuse. Period.
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11-06-09, 03:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jellobiafra
You guys are dicks. Get a fukking kennel for your house and train your dog how to shit outside. Next time smack yourself in the face and eat his shit, because it's your own dumbass fault that you haven't trained him well. Jeezus.
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11-06-09, 03:32 PM
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11-07-09, 01:29 AM
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Thank man. Back at you.
This is something I get worked over. I love dogs. They are completely innocent to start and they worship you. Even if you are a complete dick to them, they will always worship you. Why is it funny to take advantage of that?
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11-07-09, 01:30 AM
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spank or get spanked?
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11-07-09, 01:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavyracer
You stick his nose and mouth in his poop. Spanking doesn't work with dogs.
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Once again, another reason Pavy is indeed a genius!
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11-07-09, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by jjgold
I love getting spanked by a woman, every mans Fantasy. |
Well said JJ 
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11-07-09, 01:39 AM
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f\*\*k you guys. I hope god is a Doberman Pincer.
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