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Do you want free dessert when you dine out ?
Easy, just sneak off and tell the waitstaff its your wife's, girlfriend's, boyfriend's (?), cat's ,etc., birthday !
They won't check ID to verify, will bring you a free dessert, and sing to you. My wife is now 389 years old !!
Wait two weeks if it's a restaurant you frequent.
SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005
or u could pay for dessert
SBR Founder Join Date: 11/10/2005
doug, you're such a doug, lol...
SBR Founder Join Date: 8/18/2005
Doug is the man!!!
SBR Founder Join Date: 11/16/2005
pretty weak in my opinion. dont be the cheap bastard that ruins it for everyone.
That is a sign of being broke and it is fraud. I guess Doug is broke.
SBR Founder Join Date: 7/20/2005
Doug is far from broke.. Unless he blew it since him and I hung out at Vegas..
SBR Founder Join Date: 11/16/2005
'Happy Birthday' in restaurants brings back memories.
We were having lunch in some San Luis Obispo restaurant on my birthday. I go to the restroom. Without going into details, my shit wasn't very solid. I flush the toilet, and it slowly dawns on me that the water doesn't stop flowing. It's pouring very fast into the toilet, and I'd used a lot of paper, so now my crap is coming up instead of going down. Time to get out in a hurry! Too late. The brown water is already pouring onto the floor. Just now I realize that the door swings to the inside, which means the only way out is to take a couple of steps in the wrong direction. Against the overflowing toilet bowl! So now I have all this shit over my pants! Meanwhile, the water never stops and starts to spread out over the whole place.
As I'm cleaning up my pants where you normally just wash your hands, someone walks in. I act like I had also walked in on the disgusting floor. "Can you believe this place?" Pissed off and embarrassed, I finally get back to our table. 'You're not going to believe this" I tell my wife when she asks what took me so long. At this moment, just as I'm ready to tell my story, a bunch of restaurant workers show up and start singing 'happy birthday to you.' As if that wasn't bad enough, they tried some sort of crazy original version, which was supposed to sound extra happy.
Last edited by Dark Horse; 02-09-07 at 08:27 AM.
SBR Founder Join Date: 12/14/2005
Has it come to this. Bonus whores and scalpers scamming restaurants out of free deserts?
SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005
fuk,I'd rather pay for it than hear those dumb bastards singing happy birthday @ my table
SBR Founder Join Date: 12/9/2005
Originally Posted by lakerfan
Well see what the US did by shutting the US players out of the offshore market. They need to whore something.
I figured they all checked for ID, so they didnt have to give up the $4.99 dessert to fakers.
Im with BigDog, Id rather pay for the dessert then hear them try to sign happy birthday.
SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005
Too right - I'd pay double the price of a dessert not to have 4 hyperactive waitresses come to my table, sing happy birthday and try to stick a party hat on my head. And yes, I was a victim of this once - something I told my girlfriend wouldn't be happening again.
fuk,I'd rather pay for it than hear those dumb bastards singing happy birthday @ my table
SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005
does your girlfriend live in your mom's basement with you?...
SBR Founder Join Date: 8/18/2005
......and who did'nt know this was inevitable?
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