BTPV/VII: On the Road to Bangkok
boys i got more questions than answers this week, which is a big fackin deal since i KNOW so much shit. how in the fak does a Beamer team give up 28 pts to a QB that completes one (yeah, one) facking pass? how the hell will SBR forum manage to survive now that His Royal Pagsness has got the boot (at least we still got that eggnog kid to hate on, mebbe they are the same dude)? why dont SBR give that lochette dude a raise so he can buy some razors an lose the village people stache? how come that famous Ray wanker dont post the news anymore?
prolly gonna be the last week we do this on accounta the irreperable damage SBR will sustain on accounta Pags gettin banned. pretty sure by next week this forum will be parked on godaddy an ill be sellin pencils outta a tin cup ta tourists by La Sabana. am negotiatin a deal with some of my contacts in the industry but for now it dont look good. bon voyage squares, we had a good run but nuthin lasts forever.
one last time for all the old times ladies, here come the pick. put on yer thinkin caps an get yer pencils out, i know most of ya are on rytalin an wearin baseball helmets but focus here an learn a thing or three. almost forgot, carib is sponsorin this gig in what appears ta be the last week ever. good shop, old school Bookmakers. plenty of horse rebates for you true degenerates an big contests for you whooores. must have out, borrowin a line from the late poster uncle richie. he got plenty more lines i reckon, i seen them videos.
Rutgers -9.5 good lord thats a bigger hunka chalk than i like to eat but this army team is terrible. only thing theyre winnin is the hearts an minds of iraqis. scarlet knights aint all that, goin 0-5 ATS as a big fave over the last 3 yrs. BUT they're only other roadtrip ended up as a three score win over the Terps who could take Westpoint even without that Benedict Arnold cat openin the gates. army cant score, army wont score. final is Rutgers 17-3, which is way more than 9.5 an i'm 25% of the way home.
Iowa pk MSU starts the season 1-3 an now all of a sudden they're goin to the Rose Bowl???? this is smoke an mirrors stuff, the kinda homo magic that fills theaters in vegas with bluehaired woman throwin support bras on stage. Hawkeyes still gettin no love from the linesmakers, despite convincing road wins at Penn St. an at Whiskey. MSU defense has looked misleadingly good enough against them wide-open spread teams like ND an Northwestern. this Iowa ball control offense keeps Spartan defense on the field. Ferentz says "We certainly aren't the prettiest car on the lot" an he couldnt be no more accurate. Hawkeye defense has completely shut down everybody in second halfs all year long, home field if the Spartans aint up 14 at halftime they got no shot. an only way they get up 14 is turnovers. count this one boys, final is 27-10 Hawkeyes an im already countin my 5k this week.
49's +3 Jeckyll an Hyde Texans team, which one shows up? the one that whupped Cincy on the road last week or the one got a ass-whuppin at home from the crappy Jags? SF had a week of Singeltary starin' at them with them crazy charles manson eyes after the beatin atlanta gave them. these kids are gonna show up, if for no other reason than they prolly all gone full metal jacket after that. Texans come home after two weeks on the road but they aint played good on concsecutive weeks all season. Turnovers will kill Houston, final prolly like 21-20 eitherway. dont care if you squares agree, this pick fits inta my all road team system this week and i'm 3/4 of the way to gettin paid.
Vikings +4 Please tell me this aint the week that brett farve falls apart. its gonna happen, no doubt about that, but please tell me it aint this week. screwit, even if brett goes all 07 playoff style vikes got plenty of defense and a big ol dose of Peterson to keep this thing close. still aint sold on the steelers, should be a good game wither way an i like the chances on at least a backdoor ta get me paid for the first time all fackin year. besides, anytime i can get points with a undefeated team i'll take 'em. specially this week an my new road team system puter model dealie (patent pending) that im gonna sell ta Dr. Bob.
Boys, we had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun.....but this gig is comin to an end thanks ta fackin Willie Beavers poor decision an i'm off ta work some new angles. last but not least, kiss my fat white hairy nutsack
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