[The Prick]

After all the years I been mentoring you buncha homos most of you taint-rangers still don’t appreciate my unique position both at SBR and in the offshore world. I KNOW stuff, see, not only about shooting angles an pickin winners. I been around the world twice, seen a thousand sheep shit in a half-acre field, I seen buzzards fukk, an I been to no less than two county fairs. I KNOW stuff. None of you squares can name a bigtime bookie in the carib that I aint either worked for, won money from, or got drunk with. I got names, I know where the bodies are buried, I know the deal.

Im sittin in a airport VIP lounge cuz that’s how I roll. True, I aint made nickel one from this gig yet, but I’m flyin first class on somebody elses dime an livin the rock star life while mosta you chumps are eatin top ramen in yer mommas basement an beggin fer points so SBR can order ya a pizza for thanksgiving dinner. Tell me I aint big time. I aint getting the respect I deserve as a icon in this joint so im comin for yer asses this week. Goes without sayin that im a powerful man on the innnerweb, but im even more powerful in real life. Ask anybody, they’ll break it down for ya. This is a battle you don’t wanna fight boys. Only piece of advice I’m given you wankers for free is don’t bring a pointy stick to a gun fight. Down to business:


USF +3.5 Bearcat team been getting much love from the sharps all year long. Got this number early an feel good since its down to about 2 now. Cincy aint faced a defense like this all year long, don’t let them gay gold helmets fool ya da Bulls bring the wood. Prolly wont here them pirate cannons goin off to much in this one, hot muggy nite and too much defense get me a cover. Classic lunch pail game here boys. You faggots are all cryin bout not getting paid when I go 4-0, well this week im given you something to cry about. Guess we’ll get the Supreme Court involved, they don’t rule on hypothetical shit tho so one of you forum lawyer-types call em up Monday.

Va Tech -3 Tyrod, man, that’s a funny fakkin name. betcha his daddys name is Flywheel. Laugh all you want felchers, this kid is the real deal. Hokies are kinda like the Marines of NCAAF, scorin in the air on land an sea. (yeah, that’s called poetic license ladies, read a book). Jacket defense is pourous, an the Hokies are by far the best team theyre gonna play all year. Va Tech is gonna blow a game this year, but it aint gonna be this one. Will have ta give buy that Crazy Lou kid a few lap-dances when I get paid this week, told him my card an he said this pick he hated the least.

NYG +3 Gonna be a whole buncha pundits, mavins an squares jumpin off the N.O. Taints bandwagon this week. Way too much hype way too early, gimme the proven team everytime. Botha these teams can score, and the Taints D has looked good early, but when yer playin against teams that packed their bags before the season even started you prolly should look pretty good. Eli banged up, Brees rested up. Drew gonna have a hard time scrambling around with alla you fantasy-players hangin off his nutsack. Im thinking close game, at worst a back-door cover for the G-Men.

Pats/Titans Over 43.5 Prolly got a square # here but since im such a fakkin philanthropist lets call this one charity. WTF happened ta the Titan defense this year? Absolutely abysmal. Brady aint comfortable yet but this game makes him look two years younger. Loser in this game has 21 so even with a crappy number this is free cheese. Pats are so worried bout their d that they sign Junior Seau? Really? Guess they can afford ta install ramps fer his wheelchair in the locker room they got big dough.


Boys I think they’re boarding the front of the plane so time for some more free drinks while the unwashed masses shlep past towards the back of the plane. Bodog is sponsorin this gig, if yer smart enough to bet dogs you pretty much have ta have a funded account there. They been workin hard again this year to get players paid an that work is payin off. An love Calvin or hate him, it don’t matter he knows how ta throw a party even if he wears lip gloss.

[Mudcat]

Goes without sayin that im a powerful man on the innnerweb, but im even more powerful in real life. Ask anybody, they’ll break it down for ya.

I was skeptical that I could just ask anybody so I tried it with the Asian woman working at the counter in the convenience store across the street.

"What do you know about The Prick?" I sez. "Powerful?" I sez. "Or what?"

"Toadally," she sez.

"Are you talkin' about traditional power or making a joke about his odor?" I sez.

"No, no. Real power. He has brought down several governments with his football capping. If he ever says anything about going to county fairs, believe him."



I am convinced.

[Junkyard Dog]

pricky i see a 3-1 week for you....did you get turned on watchin the buzzards fukk?

[The Prick]

see mudder, do ya see? most of these shut-ins dont understand what power is, much less how best ta employ it for the betterment of huminkind. spread the word from the mountaintops mudder, all disciples of the prick will be rewarded in the afterlife.

[The Prick]

dogger, dogger, dogger, it aint really 'bout the buzzard sex. that shows the depth of my knowledge an influence. get cable son, watch sum national geographic. expand yer horizons.

[HotStreak]

Extra cup of coffee this morning Prick?

What flavor lip gloss does Calvin wear?


Good luck!

[The Prick]

shooter yer nuty as a shithouse rat. bulls are a lock

[Willie Bee]

I have seen the light Pricky. Never again will I mess with someone who is powerful on the 'innerweb' and even more powerful in real life.

[rookie]

So, you have been eyeing calvin's lips and you are calling everyone a \*\*\*\*\*\*.

[The Prick]

rookie better to remain silent an be thought a fool son. if ya notice a dude wearin makeup it dont make ya gay, it just means yer perceptive. if yer a dude wearin makeup it dont make ya gay, it just means either 1. yer truly hideously ugly or b. yer overly concerned with yer appearance.

[rookie]

rookie better to remain silent an be thought a fool son.

You have been mouthing off week after week and I should remain silent. How about you remain silent till you go 4-0 and then start spewing venom again ?

[The Prick]

streaker if it wasnt fer coffee an smokes i wouldnt be able to get outta bed, much less teach you retards anything. crackwise again kid, it only gives me motivation for next week

[hhsilver]

aha - now we know where you got your capping expertise...

you learned from and were inspired by the guess your weight guys at the county fairs.

[The Prick]

willie beaver after all these damn years its good to hear you finally fackin learnt something. aint you got some ghosts ta ban or some pags threads ta stand vigil over?

[zubzub]

If he ever says anything about going to county fairs, believe him."

I had heard the same over here, even before I even ever knew who this guy was, to whatever extent I know that now which of course is very little...definitely an enigma but of course county fairs and seeing that many sheep shit in such a small area breeds mystery.

Wheres he going? On the plane? He would never say, of course.

BODOG

Big Ups to all the books sponsoring the contest

[SBR_John]

Newsflash: Tenn cant score until garbage time.

[blackbart]

"chumps are eatin top ramen in yer mommas basement an beggin fer points so SBR can order ya a pizza for thanksgiving dinner."

I ate thanksgiving dinner with the king once, the Burger King. And i agree with your picks, dunno if that is a good thing.

[Deuce]

The Prick is not educated at all. It's easy to see.

[The Prick]

hh dont believe the hype, carnies are good wholesome folk.

[The Prick]

rookie one of the beautiful things about this deal is ya can say whatever ya want, so let 'er rip pal, i can always just type big an that proves im fackin smart

zubber you seem like a bright boy, get outta this immoral gamblin scene before ya do some irreparable damage to your immortal soul

blackbart i too have felt the pain of bein broke an alone on holidays

deuce go change some tires ya fackin retard an next time you show up for work without yer company issued tire gauge you gotta mop up the bay at closin time

shooter shooter shooter, common pal 3-1 again last week quite tryin ta short change me

[gavin]

if thats how you look in real life i would get your self a chin tuck and lipo, maybe then you will be ballin!

[The Prick]

gavin you got balls talkin about my handsome ass when you got a wrassler pic for yer avatar. step away from the pipe son, crystal meth will kill you in the end

[clover12346]

Im new but i beat you twice

[clover12346]

doesnt say much foryou

[clover12346]

[The Prick]

clover ya dunce, really found it necessary to hit that submit post button 3 times fer that tripe?

[pavyracer]

He will go 1-3 this week.

[LVHerbie]

Remember a couple years ago when we could go 1-2 and win $100 from Bookmaker each week because it beat your 0-3?
Or last year when you smoking to much junk and missed like 6 weeks of write-ups in a row?
Or at the bash when downed like 5 of those Shirley Temples in like 2 and hours at the bash a couple years ago?

Ahh... the memories Pricky...

[LVHerbie]

yea, I cashed $45 last week (I think it is the first time cashed in this damn contest in since '07) so I thought I deserved to talk a little trash.

[The Prick]

paver it aint easy bein a mentor to such a troubled group, even harder when i cant copy yer crappy picks

[The Prick]

herbie I hope you got that lil tantrum outta yer system. feel better pal an pay it forward

[hawk 5]

By boarding upfront in 1st class with free drinks, you mean sitting up front in the crop duster and passing the flask of 5 oclock vodka, then I know what you mean.