[The Prick]

Hot damn boys im a one-man wreckin crew! Got some good fackin numbers last week but didn’t cash a ticket AGAIN. the books are flat crushin players, square and sharp so I don’t feel to bad about the whole thing. drought ends this week: daddy needs a little foldin money. I got a fat bar tab to settle an the dude that takes care of my glaucoma medicine prescription aint takin my humana card anymore. an that don’t even take into account all the poor girls I cant put thru college this month at the jiggly room.

Aint too much jumped out at me this week, course that prolly means I’m gold since I friggin loved my card the last two weeks strait an blew a big fat donut. plenty o’chalk out there fer you girls to eat but I aint got the balls ta pull the trigger on none of them big #s. good news is that only about 4 games Saturday an 2 games Sunday look like I need ta watch them. that means I can get caught up on my bible verses an yoga practice.

DSI is sponsorin my gig this week, they aint a perfect fit for some of you cheapskates but a dependable out that aint gonna break it off in yer ass. i reckon alla the real gamblers that have been offshore longer than 15 minutes already played thru this shop. i give ‘em the Prick stamp of approval so don’t be shy. Since nobody gets free dough this week go ahead an throw ‘em a bone.

Coupla big games this week that almost got my action but didn’t quite make the cut: UCLA +6, Terps +13 ½, Bama – 17, Ravens +1, Saints – 6 ½. My contract clearly states that I gotta impart some wisdom to you losers every week so I reckon we just checked that little box and can move on to the real deal.

Tulane + 6 ½ Green Wave runs. And runs. And runs some more. Them poor little army men get worn out in a slugfest. This is a low-scoring affair, prolly not pretty to watch but points will be few an I’ll take damn near a TD on the road. neither of these teams got much to look forward to, cept mebbe for them army dudes hopin to graduate an shoot up some terrorists someplace.

Penn St – 6.5 got jammed up on this deal, picked ‘em as my best bet at -6.5. hit the submit button an what a fackin surprise line changed an im stuck like chuck. Yeah, sure, number showin is 7 but if I get stuck on a push there that costs me 5k you fukkers can all lick my nuts im keepin the loot. Prolly don’t much matter tho, that ol’ bastage Paterno will have his kids ready to play after that whuppin last week.

Fish +2 miami flat blows but then so do the bills. Buffalo aren’t 2 better than anybody in the NFL, especially not on the road. guess we’ll see what that kid from Mich. has, cant be much worse than that pennington girl. homedogs in the NFL are usually fair picks, but then they aint usually as sorry as these Dolphins. seeing this in print kinda has me scratchin my head as to why the hell I picked this game?

Raiders +9 ½ which Texan team shows up for this game? we know which raiders team its gonna be an they pretty much stink. Question is do they blow two scores worse than even the best Houston team? I think not, little early in the season for a team to quit, even a team as bad as Oakland. Mebbe they should get that fat-ass coach on the field to bust a coupla jaws like mebbe shaubs?

So that’s pretty much all I got this week bitches. Cant say as im overly confident but pretty sure it don’t much matter either way. Step up and take your shots, but for the love of all that is holy if ya feel a need to comment DO NOT BORE ME. i don’t mind laughin and such but the worst anybody can do is step inta the spotlite and pop-foul behind the plate. Don’t be that guy.

[nosniboR11]

good luck prick

[SamsNCharge99]

[The Prick]

sammy jonas you got a chance to interact with a bonafide interweb celebrity an thats what you bust out, a fackin smiley? cmon now son, act like you got some home-learnin

[raydog]

sure, you blanked her the first 2 weeks prickster, but the littlekorean (not krazykorean) whipped your ass last week. c'mon prick, she is 9 years old...9 fackin years old!!! i pick an interesting game and then she picks the helmet she likes best and thats her btp play... she outcapped you by picking the prettiest helmets oh shit, i can only imagine how embarrassed you must feel right now

[The Prick]

famous ray i thought we was tight ya fukker. so next week can ya pm me the little kids picks? i'll send her a sbr shot glass or sumthing

[Willie Bee]

Stealing my Joe Pa pick from me, I see. That's ok, I can't go anywhere but up in this contest. Speaking of going down, how's that trann...er, girlfriend of yours?

[The Prick]

oh shit here we go, cant turn my back on nona you fackin wankers. williebeaver the day i need ta steal picks from yer square ass is gonna be the end of a era. yer system play lock of the year is still on the board there wayne root.

[Bread]

Best of luck to you this week Prick. I really feel that this could be your week to shine. Keep your head up buddy!

[ryanspeer2001]

Good luck brother

[The Prick]

bread, ryanspeer i have always luved botha you fellows, but not really in a homo sorta way. peace be unto you and also unto the fruit of yer loins

[KingKing]

best of luck theprick...thanks for putting on a great contest...and for sharin the other picks..

[Bread]

go fukk yerself.

[raydog]

Originally Posted by Bread

go fukk yerself.

we are in the pricks head. he is 2nd guessing every play now

[poker_dummy101]

Does the Prick get 5k if he wins all 4 or what does he get?

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by Bread

go fukk yerself.

karl be sure to have a glass of buttermilk and some gingersnaps with yer meds, dont want a tummy ache ya loopy bastage

[THEGREAT30]

2-2 at best. Tulane gets the shit beat out of them and either Miami and or Oakland fails to cover

[The Prick]

TG30 now ya tell me about TULANE????? where was you this morning when i was throwin darts?

[THEGREAT30]

Originally Posted by The Prick

TG30 now ya tell me about TULANE????? where was you this morning when i was throwin darts?

Could be wrong but all the variables I look at say they get beat by atleast 2 TD's. They look shitty from what I can conclude.

[hhsilver]

Seriously, why aren't you doing your writing for a publication that will pay you whether you win or lose. You are more entertaining , and no worse at picking winners, than the guys, many of them trying to be clever, I've read over the years.

Sorry to go against the tone of this thread, but I just don't feel right bashing a guy who is so far down after the 1st 3 weeks.

[THEGREAT30]

I seriously believe he is here for entertainment and to allow the sportsbooks to gain new customer oppurtunities not to make winning picks

[The Prick]

silver heres the deal: $0= zero expectations, zero BS from a boss, zero hassle from the IRS. three or four times a year im gonna get paid, plus a whole buncha VIP type treatment from some bigshot bookies, so pretty good little part time gig.

[Enogsiwon]

Originally Posted by The Prick

silver heres the deal: $0= zero expectations, zero BS from a boss, zero hassle from the IRS. three or four times a year im gonna get paid, plus a whole buncha VIP type treatment from some bigshot bookies, so pretty good little part time gig.

Still not in the King's league..

Pick a couple winners before you lose your "gig"

KING

[The Prick]

usin bigger font makes it harder to ignore ya eggnog. not impossible, but harder. the grown ups are talkin here, get back to the leggo set with yer cousins.

[poker_dummy101]

Originally Posted by poker_dummy101

Does the Prick get 5k if he wins all 4 or what does he get?

well??

[The Prick]

poker dumbass we covered this about 400 times over the last 4 years but what with this bein yer first year and all we can do it again. im gonna type real slow so ya can keep up: YES

[poker_dummy101]

Originally Posted by The Prick

poker dumbass we covered this about 400 times over the last 4 years but what with this bein yer first year and all we can do it again. im gonna type real slow so ya can keep up: YES

then why the **** would you not bet against yourself for 4 games in a row to get a profit each week?? You might be losing some +EV in the long run but atleast you have $100 a week for shaniqua down at the street corner since your wife isnt giving you shit

[odusmykal]

Originally Posted by poker_dummy101

since your wife isnt giving you shit

But Poker, you're mistaken.. She gives him plenty:
1. The crabs
2. The taste of the mailmans penis everytime she kisses him
3. An allowance cause he aint winning sh*t in this contest
4. A roofie every other night so she can slip out to see his brother
5. His picks, cause no way he caps these games himself

You have a good woman there Pricky, at least i think she's a woman..

[The Prick]

little bit unsophisticated for us pros there pokerdumbass, other ways to earn on this deal. great to hear you got jokes tho, aint heard that one about shanuqua in years!

odusodusodus, wow, yer a sad little fella! talkin about a dudes wife is pretty low but i'll give you a pass since that list prolly took all nite an gave yer retarded ass a brain cramp. stay above the belt there skidmark or this is gonna get mighty ugly

[konck]

Prick you and Sammy should have a contest seeing your the 2 worst instead of playing for a prize make the loser leave SBR

[The Prick]

konker taht would be kinda fackin silly, no? i win and nuthin happens. i lose and nuthin happens. prolly can just skip the formalities an act like i won.

[odusmykal]

I appologize there Pricky, was kind of a low blow.. Hope we can still be friends..

[The Prick]

no worries odus, us fackin celebrities get beat on all the time.

[hawk 5]

I ain't wishing you no good luck pricker, just the opposite. By the way, I was going to take Penn St for best pick myself. I mean that pick is the cold stone lock of the week. The books are saying come get your free money on that one. Glad you had sense enough to see the easy money the books are giving away there. Anyway, good luck, pricker.

[The Prick]

hawker yer all heart pal. gotta love you pasty fat Midwestern farmer-types. you got any Oshkosh overhauls? koncker is lookin fer some used ones