The South Is My ******* Daddy
I lost so much on OSU futures and bets yesterday it is beyond believable. I've been gambling since I was about six years old (spades at my grandmother's dollar ante game), and I've never been as depressed as I am right now. I lost well over six figures last night, and am still utterly speechless.
I grew up in Saskatchewan and have lived and worked all over, and you think I would learn we northerners just can't even ******* keep up. I still remember my bro's undefeated team for three straight years in basketball in Minnesota getting beat by 30 to a three loss Alabama team years back, and was reminded of that when I saw a national game of the week featuring a Minnesota and Alabama team playing on the T-Wolves homecourt. They just ******* dominate us in every way imaginable in every sport imaginable (unless it is a "pro" sport, and even then it is one of our teams with ******* southern athletes).
And lets not even get into politics. A southern man will never vote for anyone but a southern man, while we pander to them like ******* crazy. Win the south and you win the country. Shit they almost beat our asses years ago with substantially less troops, no supplies or armor, and a blocked off port. We were so pussy we surrendered to ******* Forrest's 600 men with over 2,000 of our own. The south is our ******* daddies.
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