[Dave]

SBR staff told reporters today that yes it is true JOhn did have a small 'incedent' with his pet 'noodle' a 45 foot bermes python





John was released from the hospital today after having plastic surgery, photos were released. As you can see he looks better than ever.




below is a picture of johns new pet, Blurry

[Clip Joint]

WTF is that snake doing??? Is it really eating a human???

[biggs]

Wow he’s photogenic

[SBR_John]

Last year at the Bash I lost $400 playing pool with the Rx owner marty.fvcker! He hustled me but the drinks were free..well sorta

Then I went to play Blackjack with Roberto and endured him not hitting on 12 vs Ace. I tried to tell him he could come to my room and I would deal him Blackjack anytime. I cant believe I found a bigger square than me.

What else, Bill Dozer shows up and has a knockout wife and I'm thinking..I let this sob work at home?? Yea..smart move.

Fish was a super nice guy as was raider and BigBet and Panther.

Then they had the drawing for prizes and all the mods won.. that was a bit suspicious but what the hell, it was a lot of fun.

[Bill Dozer]

What else, Bill Dozer shows up and has a knockout wife and I'm thinking..I let this sob work at home?? Yea..smart move.

Well, my knockout wife is about 7 months along and just might knock me out. So...I'm rethinking that commute. and....I'll take a paycut.

[jjgold]

I will not be going as I always thought that it is not good to meet degenerate gamblers and heavy drinkers. I will stay at home and read, atttend neighborhood watch meetings , hopefully nab hot chicks with parking violations and run sprints and get into shape.

Good Luck for those who attend.

[TOW]

Roulette John....its was the roulette.....you kinda suggested a series of "winning" numbers .....and I kinda financed YOUR winnings....it was only when we made it to the party that I noticed a familiar face.....the croupier.....and found out he was no other than Bill Dozer :icon_twis

[Bill Dozer]

I was the only roulette host taking your IOU post-its, KFC coupons and BCN hats. You must have known something was up. h34r:

[SBR_John]

Hey Roberto, how'd ya like that straight flush I pulled while we were sitting at the bar on .25 video poker? LOL That was a fun night.

[Chi_archie]

Quote:
Originally Posted by SBR_John
What else, Bill Dozer shows up and has a knockout wife and I'm thinking..I let this sob work at home?? Yea..smart move.

Well, my knockout wife is about 7 months along and just might knock me out. So...I'm rethinking that commute. and....I'll take a paycut.

no doubt, if this turns out to be a boy, his nickname will be "bull"?

[Willie Bee]

You really should look at the dates on threads, Arch. That baby is now in college