1. 05-01-13 11:23 AM #1
    TheMoneyShot
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    What Is An SBR "Ace Reporter" Badge?

    Is this like the equivalent to an Inspector Gadget award? Or perhaps like an Ace Ventura Pet Detective trophy?

    How does one receive this badge? Must you report Miscellaneous BS all the time and start numerous threads every minute on meaningless topics?
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  2. 05-01-13 11:29 AM #2
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    It's for people who were updating Boston bombing thread with news. Apparently Australia was relying on SBR to get their news (no joke).
    Deuce, pauly poker, and the giant are the only ones I've seen, so SBR did a great job handing them out to everyone considering that thread had thousands of posts within hours.
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  3. 05-01-13 11:44 AM #3
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    Step 1: Edit Copy

    Step 2: Edit Paste

    Step 3: Be a hamburger

    Step 4: Ace Reporter
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  4. 05-01-13 11:47 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Step 1: Edit Copy

    Step 2: Edit Paste

    Step 3: Be a hamburger

    Step 4: Ace Reporter
    Step 5: ???????

    Step 6: Profit
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  5. 05-01-13 11:49 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilfred View Post
    Step 5: ???????

    Step 6: Profit
    Wilfred gets it.
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  6. 05-01-13 03:05 PM #6
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    Ace fuk'in reporter? Wtf? The bombing was trending every online news feed, twitter, and search engine home page out there. You're telling me these idiots got badges for cutting and pasting?They didn't report shit! We're you fuk'in there? If you weren't, your "Ace" reporting consisted of shit everybody already knew!
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  7. 05-01-13 03:32 PM #7
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    Making a joke out of a horrible tragedy is ridiculous.
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  8. 05-01-13 03:35 PM #8
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    nino and wilfred get it
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  9. 05-01-13 03:37 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Making a joke out of a horrible tragedy is ridiculous.
    How did he make a joke out of it?
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  10. 05-01-13 03:37 PM #10
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    Pinch your windpipe Losha!! Get your ass to MN and shovel my fuggen driveway!
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  11. 05-01-13 03:43 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by el nino View Post
    step 1: Edit copy

    step 2: Edit paste

    step 3: Be a hamburger

    step 4: Ace reporter
    Quote Originally Posted by wilfred View Post

    step 5: ???????

    Step 6: Profit
    Quote Originally Posted by el nino View Post

    wilfred gets it.
    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    ace fuk'in reporter? Wtf? The bombing was trending every online news feed, twitter, and search engine home page out there. You're telling me these idiots got badges for cutting and pasting?they didn't report shit! We're you fuk'in there? If you weren't, your "ace" reporting consisted of shit everybody already knew!
    Quote Originally Posted by carpedime View Post
    nino and wilfred get it
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    Aces
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  12. 05-01-13 05:34 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    It's for people who were updating Boston bombing thread with news. Apparently Australia was relying on SBR to get their news (no joke).
    Deuce, pauly poker, and the giant are the only ones I've seen, so SBR did a great job handing them out to everyone considering that thread had thousands of posts within hours.
    tito you srs?

    you realize there's less than zero chance thats true right ghuey?
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  13. 05-01-13 05:40 PM #13
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    Drinker clear your PM's
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  14. 05-01-13 05:50 PM #14
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    full pm's = keeps the creeps away

    post it in here tito
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  15. 05-01-13 05:53 PM #15
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    just delete one drinker, kinda throws someone under the bus who I have no intention of throwing under a bus in front of everybody
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  16. 05-01-13 05:58 PM #16
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    Do it

    Who cares

    DO IT
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  17. 05-01-13 05:59 PM #17
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    Never ever change SBRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    Ace reporters

    Losher did you laugh at them in the office when they came up with this?

    Did you give them some LSD to enhance their experience and creativity?

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  18. 05-01-13 05:59 PM #18
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    Na Drinker not worth it, I'll serve it up on a silver platter if you open up room for a PM, if not, well then you can figure it out yourself, it really isn't anything important or overly funny.
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  19. 05-01-13 06:02 PM #19
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    Checking in.

    Spankie, jetta engine seized pal. Sold for $1200. GET OUT NOW!!!
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  20. 05-01-13 06:06 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Checking in.

    Spankie, jetta engine seized pal. Sold for $1200. GET OUT NOW!!!


    buried
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  21. 05-01-13 06:09 PM #21
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    Still full Drinker, did you delete one then PM me, cause that takes up a slot....
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  22. 05-01-13 06:10 PM #22
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    The fuk?

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  23. 05-01-13 06:18 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post


    buried
    Not gwooodd

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  24. 05-01-13 06:19 PM #24
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    tto this is a strange series of posts. I'm tempted to hire DHI to get to the bottom of this.
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  25. 05-01-13 06:19 PM #25
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    Drinker needs a badge for his nice round booty that we all go inside
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  26. 05-01-13 06:21 PM #26
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    Smoker ill always let you post anything you want on the board as long as you know that drinkers the boss once we get home

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  27. 05-01-13 06:23 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Smoker ill always let you post anything you want on the board as long as you know that drinkers the boss once we get home

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  28. 05-01-13 06:37 PM #28
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    Moneyshot, allow me the chance to explain to you what happened.

    There were a handful of us on the frontline that ill-fated night, risking heavy sleep deprivation for the betterment of our country. We were deep in the trenches, trying to garner information, assisting news coverages throughout the world particularly in Australia.

    The bottom line is this: DO NOT MOCK THE BADGES.
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  29. 05-01-13 06:46 PM #29
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    an ACE reporter...

    please save me from dying from laughter. ...

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  30. 05-01-13 06:49 PM #30
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    There are more important matters

    Like how much weed and hash does spankie have
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  31. 05-01-13 06:52 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    It's for people who were updating Boston bombing thread with news. Apparently Australia was relying on SBR to get their news (no joke).
    Deuce, pauly poker, and the giant are the only ones I've seen, so SBR did a great job handing them out to everyone considering that thread had thousands of posts within hours.
    Hmmm. I was helping out in that thread Thursday night/Friday. Where is my stinking badge?

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  32. 05-01-13 06:54 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    There are more important matters

    Like how much weed and hash does spankie have


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  33. 05-01-13 06:58 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    nino and wilfred get it
    Losher gets that Wilfred and I get it.

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  34. 05-01-13 07:17 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    tto this is a strange series of posts. I'm tempted to hire DHI to get to the bottom of this.
    no need to hire us.

    We also saw this strange series of posts and are taking on this case Pro Boner. TTO your officially being investigated now guey.
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  35. 05-01-13 07:24 PM #35
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    Apparently I missed info, poster acknowledged it being a joke. Drinker will confirm that I now realize that, if an investigation is required is still required, I will need to contact my attorney before responding any further.
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