[The Prick]

Dammit ladies, looks like most everyone single one a yer moochin asses got yer little paw down in my pocket last week. Talk about a fine display o’handicapping efficiency! Funny stuff tho cause alla the bookmakers I talked to said they fackin CRUSHED the players again this weekend. So yuk it up an enjoy yer $13.25, theres a big ol pile of dough out there an this week I gotta keep it all.

Some of you peckerheads are wonderin why I got this gig an I’m gonna break it down for ya. See, I aint just a pro capper an a internet celebreity an a handsome an powerful man, I hobnob with a buncha the big wheels that you shmoes send yer 200 clams to every September an plan on getting rich. I forgot more bout the offshore world than mosta you squares will ever know. One more thing, see, is I know all kinds jeopardy-type shit an I’m gonna take this opportunity to increase yer knowledge.

The subject of todays lecture is the cultural differences between you gringos an us ticos. Bueno Dia de la Independencia to all my Tico pals. See im getting paid quadruple time on accounta the fact that all these little banana republics down here decided that their 4th of July should be today. I aint real sure they got any kinda historical reason for that, but they got a statue of a dude named Santamaria at the aeropuerto who supposedly threw a torch at a house fulla drunk ass cracker pirates that said they owned costa rica. For real , there was like 6 gringos from the ol confederacy that took over the whole country, an this kid burned ‘em out. But the sculptor sent the Sanatmaria statue to Guatemala or some farggin place an we got theirs. Only it don’t matter cause there dude prolly looked the same an had a torch. Pura vida girls, get a passport an get outta yer zip code, or at least outta yer crappy little apartment.

Boise St -7 Some pretty good bookies hung this number around 12 early an it got bet down ta 8 in two hours. Chasin steam? First trip away from that crazy blue field fer these Broncos, but big friggin deal. This game aint been close in years, an beatin a terrible Whiskey team on the road don’t make Fresno State the right side. Pretty sure the # is gonna drift back up to 8ish so im good layin 7. My spidey-sense tells me final score BSU 24-14

Connecticut +10 Fer the record I love this Baylor program an wish ‘em the best but they aint 10 better than anybody. An if they was 10 better than somebody it wouldn’t be UConn. Botha these teams are on min-rolls ATS an the Bears hadda week off ta celebrate their huge road winn at wake in true Waco style, but prolly nobody joined the Branch Davidians an im pretty sure the Feds didn’t torch the football dorm.

NYGiants +3 Real basic system play here boys, get yer pencils out an take notes: NFL Best Dog. Nuff said, cash this one. Cowgirls D got a whole buncha question marks, an there O looked adequate against the toofless Bucs. BUT this Giant D will make Romo cry and I predict they win this one outright, screw the points get on the ML.

Indy Under 42 You snively little whoores whined about totals for 4 years so since we caved an added ‘em I figgered I may as well pull one offa the board. Still pretty much blows cuz the NCAA totals don’t post til at least 5 hours AFTER I gotta pick, but whoever said life was fair is fulla shit. The Fins still tryin ta run that BS “Wildcat” scam? Worked fer about 5 minutes an everyone copied it. Yawn, if that’s yer secret weapon then mebbe NASCAR is a better fit. This is gonna be a tight game, low scoring, an the only way this gets over the total is OT. Course that’s the reason they call it gambling an not winning. If they called it winning everybody would be doin it.

BTP V Week II starts now. Thanks in advance ta Looselines fer the $5000 I’m stuffin down the fronta my speedo this week. LL is a new sponsor but a rock-solid and Jazz been writin tickets fer 20 years or so. If any a you hookers are real players then ya could do a damnsight worse than playin at Looselines.

[reno cool]

Prick, they should give you another 5k for this write up. Sortin out all that history and politics and such.

[The Prick]

cooler im a rennaissance cracker, you got a good eye fer talent. fill out a comment card an drop it in the box by the cashier pal

[Mudcat]

Originally Posted by The Prick

Thanks in advance ta Looselines fer the $5000 I’m stuffin down the fronta my speedo this week.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Make the image go away! Make it stop!

[jackpot269]

Gl This week Pricker !! I went 2-2 last week looking to improve this week!!!!!

[THEGREAT30]

I think these picks are more solid than last week. Thanks for that. I hope looselines is a good book.

[jjgold]

Fuk you Prick

play me for 5k cash

75 plays tough guy

[topgame85]

See the prick going 2-2 this week but thats ok cus I'm goin 3-1 with my best bet winning if not 4-0

[rookie]

Originally Posted by The Prick

This game aint been close in years, an beatin a terrible Whiskey team on the road don’t make Fresno State the right side.

Wisconsin beat Fresno St last week.

[Bread]

Pricky, if you wish upon a star, then just maybe, one day, all of your dreams can come true.

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by rookie

Wisconsin beat Fresno St last week.

reckon that makes me even righter there rookster. centenario got me cross-eyed this mornin

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by Mudcat

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Make the image go away! Make it stop!

cmon now mudder, were all pals here. no prob with sportin wood dreamin on me in all my splendor an a lumpy speedo

[Enogsiwon]

Prick, the King has heard bad things about your picking ability.. if Im going to make any big money you need to step it up a little bit.. at least 3-1 my friend.. Thanks for the $96

King 4-0
Prick 1-3

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by Enogsiwon

Prick, the King has heard bad things about your picking ability.. if Im going to make any big money you need to step it up a little bit.. at least 3-1 my friend.. Thanks for the $96

King 4-0
Prick 1-3

burgerking has heard bad things bout me? damn im a facking star, a great big shinin star. mebbe he can gimme some free sammiches?

[aca]

Get them all, pricky!

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by jjgold

Fuk you Prick

play me for 5k cash

75 plays tough guy

fackin corbin you aint got 5k. make a SBR.TV vid showin the loot then we can talk slappy.

[jjgold]

[odusmykal]

jj, fish head, someone pm me!! I wanna jj gold profit myself.. Great vid jj.. Shut that prick up.. Nobody wants to go head to head with you, you're a beast..

[nosniboR11]

Thanks one more time Prick, great contest, lets hope you go 3-1 this week and I go 4-0 , lol


but good luck Sir and good luck to everyone this week

[The Prick]

aca i always liked you kid, ya raise the fackin test scores round here

gold what kinda shadyass hoodrat casino ya go where they pay ya in 20s?

odusmykal get webers nuts offa yer chin fore ya get infected

bakwardsrobinson thanks pal, money in my pocket this week

[Willie Bee]

Thanks for leaving my weekly Texas A&M fade on the board this week Prick, mighty kind of you.

[Chi_archie]

solid picks this week

[The Prick]

williebeaver no problemo jefe. necessito lubricante para mi bolas pendejo!

archer liked my picks last week too pal, just didnt quite work out how i planned. my dough this week, daddy gonna get plenty o strippers doobage an bushmills

[Junkyard Dog]

pricky, solid pick with the gmen

[The Prick]

jacker always great to hear from a fan, just dont get all stalkerish when i hit my stride

topper 3-1 aint gettin you paid this week, aim high pal, the few the proud, be a army of one

bread i always figgered ya for a big judy garland groupie.

dogger i like 'em all, gmen seem like a fackin manna from heaven

[The Prick]

cable went out, any a you homos catch that Boise score?

[rjt721]

Sure did, and it was far from this:

My spidey-sense tells me final score BSU 24-14

Predicts a 10-pt margin with 38 total pts and plays -7 as opposed to u53.

Going to throw ya a couple more SBR pts so maybe ya can afford that pizza some day soon.

[The Prick]

thanks bubba, mighty white of ya. NCAA totals didnt come out til 'bout 4 hrs past my deadline so hadda make do

[The Prick]

stuck in airports all fackin day, huskies score anybody?thanks in advance etc.

[rjt721]

Pricky 2-0. Just means more coin for me when he goes 3-1 and I hit my 4-teamer.

[The Prick]

fackin fergot to pay my power bill, anybody got a giants score?

[DacBietViet]

[topgame85]

Finish it off strong prick might as well go 4-0 at this pt

[rake922]

That's the right pick for MNF... congrats on 4-0

[MOONCRICKET]

im sure the answer to this question is buried somewhere in the fine print which i cant seem to locate right now anyways ---

if i go 3-1 +2.90 units and prick goes 3-1 +.80 units am i in the money? or would i have to have gone 4-0 regardless of units?

and how do you get sbr points? - i have 13 and have no idea what i did to get them?

any help with these 2 questions would be appreciated.

thanks,
mooncricket