[CarpeDime]

Its about Odds: 1/251 chances of catching this pokemon, versus how many times does she come over crying a year? You would have to look at how frequent you play the game. If you play the game everyday, until you have at least once a day been able to try and catch this ONE mystical pokemon, then you would only catch this ONE once every 8.25 months. How long were you guys dating, and how often does she look for comfort from you and starts crying?
I think you made a wise decision on continuing your path towards capturing that ONE pokemon.
Plus, in the end, there are plenty of gameboys and women out there. You could always just fix the gameboy, and pay for a new girlfriend; or vice-versa.

sharp post

[BadNina]

Neeners,


you ever date an obsessive video gamer?

No, but I have a workaholic. Does that count? I called him at the office sobbing and got put on hold.

[Chi_archie]

wow, that is a sad story nina....


any times where you got in a fight with a boyfriend over a handheld, battery operated, device that you owned??

[Marigold HD]

depends on how good she was in bed

was she a good lay?

if not, let her go

[Bigmikesm]

It's obvious she enjoyed fvcking u over when she yelled and threw the gameboy. My girl always walks in front of the tv when I'm playing Madden and we end up fighting. Tell your girl that finding her was 10 times better than finding that rare Pokemon character and make her buy you a new gameboy. Then take her back.

[BadNina]

wow, that is a sad story nina....


any times where you got in a fight with a boyfriend over a handheld, battery operated, device that you owned??

Ah....now that would be telling, wouldn't it?

[The Prick]

scorpion did ya get a new one fer christmas (either a new broad or a new pokeyman)?

[podunk]

got to catch them all

[paco]

O man, this was 1 of my favorite threads!

[mathdotcom]

So I was playing Pokemon Silver for Gameboy when suddenly it rings on my door. I open up and there stands my girlfriend and I could tell that she has been crying a lot and her eyes were all red. I told her to come in and we sat on my bed and she started telling me what has happened. Apparently, her father has been very abusive to her mother and hit her or something like that but I didn't really pay attention to what she was saying because at that moment I met a really rare pokemon in my game. There is a 1/251 chance of capturing this pokemon! I was so excited I knew I couldn't screw up on this. And as I was about to catch the pokemon, my girlfriend suddenly screams "aslan gush nemikoni!!" and she took my Gameboy and threw it across the room. I screamed and ran over to my Gameboy but unfortunately the screen had been broken and the On light wasn't lighting either.
I got so extremely mad and told her that she was a lot of bad things. That got her even more upset and she started crying while she ran out of my house.
I think I screwed up big time now. My girlfriend is upset and my Gameboy is broken. What should I do?

This is better than any shit I could ever write

[flyingillini]

God Bless this guy

[HoldEmHook!!]

Listen get a new game boy and get her back. Then when you are Phucking her doggie-style play the game boy on the small of her back...win for everyone