1. 03-06-13 09:43 AM #1
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    Winners and Losers Report: Stop your crying already !!

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  2. 03-06-13 10:27 AM #2
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  3. 03-06-13 10:34 AM #3
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    If they made a blow up doll of JoJo 90% of all the points at sbr would be cashed in
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  5. 03-06-13 11:31 AM #5
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    My Econ 101 teacher at community college was a major league M.I.L.F.

    She taught me lots bout inflation:

    *************************************

    I just watch these reports and "inflate",
    I'll let tt deal with the hate.

    So while Robzilla is whining,
    My knob I'll be shining,

    so I'll get into Jo's "door" and "back-gate".

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  6. 03-06-13 11:35 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    My Econ 101 teacher at community college was a major league M.I.L.F.

    She taught me lots bout inflation:

    *************************************

    I just watch these reports and "inflate",
    I'll let tt deal with the hate.

    So while Robzilla is whining,
    My knob I'll be shining,

    so I'll get into Jo's "door" and "back-gate".

    *************************************

    Back gate hmmmm? I'll like to take a trip through the back gate as well.
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  7. 03-06-13 11:36 AM #7
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    Holy shit I just realized that your not jojo lol just looked at the avatar picture thinking it was her lol.
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  8. 03-06-13 11:44 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProPicker713 View Post
    Holy shit I just realized that your not jojo lol just looked at the avatar picture thinking it was her lol.
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  9. 03-06-13 11:50 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    My Econ 101 teacher at community college was a major league M.I.L.F.

    She taught me lots bout inflation:

    *************************************

    I just watch these reports and "inflate",
    I'll let tt deal with the hate.

    So while Robzilla is whining,
    My knob I'll be shining,

    so I'll get into Jo's "door" and "back-gate".

    *************************************

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  10. 03-06-13 11:50 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProPicker713 View Post
    Holy shit I just realized that your not jojo lol just looked at the avatar picture thinking it was her lol.
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  11. 03-06-13 12:11 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Are you a jew bite? Because that's how some jews pronounce awkward. "Hawkward" with spit flying out their mouth.
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  12. 03-06-13 12:11 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Doesn't work anymore, doll.

    Not that it EVER did.

    Peeps can glean the REAL DEAL.
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  13. 03-06-13 12:13 PM #13
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  14. 03-06-13 12:45 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProPicker713 View Post
    Are you a jew bite? Because that's how some jews pronounce awkward. "Hawkward" with spit flying out their mouth.
    No... not jewish.

    Irish-Arab... just ask tt
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  15. 03-06-13 12:48 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    No... not jewish.

    Irish-Arab... just ask tt
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProPicker713 View Post
    Well... I'm not really Arab, o'course... only in tt's fantasies.

    Matter o' fact... other than Eric Holder, Andrea Dworkin, Catharine MacKinnon and The Centaur I don't hate anybody.

    Nothing but LOVE for everyone else... and just cuz my love for JoJo comes complete with a tube of Astroglide... should that really be judged so harshly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Matter o' fact... other than Eric Holder, Andrea Dworkin, Catharine MacKinnon and The Centaur I don't hate anybody.
    How in the world did I get lumped in with those penetrators
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Well... I'm not really Arab, o'course... only in tt's fantasies.

    Matter o' fact... other than Eric Holder, Andrea Dworkin, Catharine MacKinnon and The Centaur I don't hate anybody.

    Nothing but LOVE for everyone else... and just cuz my love for JoJo comes complete with a tube of Astroglide... should that really be judged so harshly?
    a tube of astroglide? Are you sure not a tube of lube
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  19. 03-06-13 01:48 PM #19
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  20. 03-06-13 02:22 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Matter o' fact... other than Eric Holder, Andrea Dworkin, Catharine MacKinnon and The Centaur I don't hate anybody.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    How in the world did I get lumped in with those penetrators
    Yeah... hear ya... that's a pretty good bag of douchery right there lemme tell ya.

    Hey... I didn't WANT to throw you in there, Cent, believe me. The software just DID IT, kinda like how it changed what you wrote to "penetrators" and c**t gets changed to "oyster".

    After the fact, Lou PM's me and tells me they just got done "coding it" and Loshak is laffin his ass off cuz it was HIS idea.

    When I tried to vehemently complain to Walker he just told me to "fuukk off" and go with it OR ELSE...

    Well... I wish I could tell ya I had the cojones to "go rogue" like fukkin Palin & jj but alas, I am but a soldier in the SBR Army when all's said and done and Lord knows I luv me some Paoa John's so.............

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  21. 03-06-13 06:55 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Graphic representation of Tequila drinks consumed (x axis) and Jonelyn's reaction to Biteme's poem in post #5 (y axis):

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  22. 03-06-13 07:30 PM #22
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    LOL Great video
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  23. 03-06-13 08:00 PM #23
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    wow 99 points thanks biteme
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  24. 03-06-13 08:14 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    wow 99 points thanks biteme
    No prob... it was a SHARP post, SHARP graph

    Only wished you had completed it and showed for:

    Tequila shot 6:



    Tequila shot 7:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post



    So that's what the astroglide is for LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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  26. 03-06-13 08:19 PM #26
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    LOL, this is a funny video and funny thread, nice job all!
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  27. 03-06-13 08:53 PM #27
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    This ticket will make me on the biggest wiener list tomorrow
    GameDate Date Placed Sport Description Risk/Win
    Ticket#:1964421
    Mar 06 10:30 PM
    Mar 06 10:00 PM
    Mar 06 10:00 PM
    Mar 06 10:00 PM     		Mar 06 09:52 PM NBA
    CBB
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    CBB    		 PARLAY (4 TEAMS)
    [726] L.A. CLIPPERS -9½-110
    [781] NEW MEXICO -7½-110
    [782] TOTAL u133½-110
    (NEW MEXICO vrs NEVADA)
    [783] COLORADO ST. -5-110    		 9.00 / 90.00
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  28. 03-06-13 10:02 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProPicker713 View Post
    This ticket will make me on the biggest wiener list tomorrow
    GameDate Date Placed Sport Description Risk/Win
    Ticket#:1964421
    Mar 06 10:30 PM
    Mar 06 10:00 PM
    Mar 06 10:00 PM
    Mar 06 10:00 PM    		 Mar 06 09:52 PM NBA
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    CBB    		 PARLAY (4 TEAMS)
    [726] L.A. CLIPPERS -9½-110
    [781] NEW MEXICO -7½-110
    [782] TOTAL u133½-110
    (NEW MEXICO vrs NEVADA)
    [783] COLORADO ST. -5-110    		 9.00 / 90.00
    What a fukkin BALLER

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    Colorado state is up like a million so don;t need to worry about that game
    Nevada is looking sharp though and not giving up. Hope New mexico comes out playing d 2nd half and stop the 3s
    Clippers will put this game away early against the bucks.
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  30. 03-06-13 10:54 PM #30
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    Wish i tooked the over arghhhhhhh
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  31. 03-06-13 11:03 PM #31
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    1 stupidddd play cost me 99 pts and a chance at big baller -.- Never betting totals again
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  32. 03-07-13 02:22 AM #32
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    ok?
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