[jjgold]

I like the site, cool buds and some good info here. Its not street info but very useful.

Elmer

[Mudcat]

I haven't seen such merry and gay zaniness since Garth Brooks became Chris Gaines.

I too would like to give someone else access to my SBR identity. Wait, here he comes now . . .

[Mudcat]

I agree. That is a lot of merry and gay zaniness.

[HAPPY BOY]

Its amazing the way JJ holds our attention. Il be the first to admit it I gobble this shit up. The part of the gum out of windows is sheer genious. JJ hemm I mean Elmer Bravo!

[gummo]

I idolized him since I was 11 and always loved when he threw gum to us from top of buildings.

Elmer

I was walking to lunch today and for some reason this line popped into my head. I started busting out laughing.

Good stuff.

[pags11]

Elmer is dull...

[jjgold]

Pags I am back, quit GA

Elmer posting at EOG

[pags11]

good to have you back jj...

[Chi_archie]

The announcement is in, I am leaving SBR mainly because of my involvement with GA, my sponsor advises to stay off forums as it is a bad influence. I had a great time here and love Johhny, I swear if he was a woman I would of loved to bang him in an alley and if I was drunk might not of cared if he is a guy. When I am hungry I will go after hot meat. All you boys are great guys and we had some good fun here. It is too bad I never met any of you. My life is heading into a new direction and a cleaner direction.

Now one little twist here, I am keeping the posting name JJGOLD alive and well by allowing one of the most respected gamblers I know use my name. I will give him my password after this post. He is a funny guy and a big guy like me. I will let him introduce himself later in this thread and his name is Elmer. He is a young kid but a marvel and has lots of time to post. So the name will still appear everyday so you see my name and still feel comfortable here, I am leaving but the spirit will remain. He has posted a few times at RX but that is about it , decent knowledge of books but not allowed yet to play online.

Please be nice to Elmer as he is young but a tough a guy. I hope all your bets are winners and do not end up like me.

Good Health to everyone.

JJGOLD

does Elmer= mike corbin?

[Matt Rain]

JJ's storyline is more convoluted than Lost's.

[BrentCrude]

JJ,you are supposed to hire a public relations firm for this stuff to contact all media agencies to report your announcement,then you put out a PR ''press release'' and do a news conference and then in fine lawyer talk print under the hard copy printed announcement,you cover your ass for liability by putting forth a safe harbor disclaimer that all of the mentioned stuff may be total crap and for a person to do their due diligence to discover if they could lose most of or all of their confidence investment in your credibility.Is that a record run on sentence for the SBR forum?

[wtf]

damn this is an eye opener, i knew mike corbin wasnt jj, but did not know who the original jj was

remember the video the other day with RJ, they were trying to get JJ on the vid?

[PuckOff]

Got rid of my van

Major announcement later, it will be somewhat confusing and somehwat surprising.

Do you keep your plates when you sell a vehicle in NJ?

[MilfDriller]

I think I've figured it out. Chi unearthed a video from the past where JJ was a black man... and it was hard to see him b/c it was at night.

Thus JJ is not white at all.... we saw him in the video at night.... JJ is a black man!!!! In the mornings he paints himself white!!!!!

We need Rogue to verify this...

[Chi_archie]

we've seen JJ's pecker........


JJ IS FOR SURE NOT A BLACK MAN

[RogueJuror]

jj is italian dark the sicialian type, dark but not black

mike corbin is a jew

[mathdotcom]

classic thread

[Chi_archie]

i'd say JJ is 6'2 1/2 ande 225 lbs... dude benches 315 for 6 reps easy... he'd kick casper and nicky's ass

[MilfDriller]

no way 225 ... a lot of dudes walking down the street are 210 to 220. way too light. 250 plus.... easy


also, I'm not intersted in seeing his tallywacker... but how do you come about seeing his ding dong?

[Chi_archie]

Milf... all the vets compare their ying yang's here...

[gummo]

I heard Elmer got on with BetPheonix.

[big joe 1212]

Enrolled into GA now
Got rid of my van
Moving tomorrow to a town called East Orange, NJ
Sharing an studio with a black chick
Goint to work as a laborer at a car wash center
Enrolled in over eaters anon also
Trying to get back to normalcy

Major announcement later, it will be somewhat confusing and somehwat surprising.

0 for 6

[minet123]

Post your 4th step sponsey

[THE PROFIT]

Enrolled into GA now
Got rid of my van
Moving tomorrow to a town called East Orange, NJ
Sharing an studio with a black chick
Goint to work as a laborer at a car wash center
Enrolled in over eaters anon also
Trying to get back to normalcy

Major announcement later, it will be somewhat confusing and somehwat surprising.

Athens is a beautiful town. You'll love it

[LVHerbie]

I heard Elmer got on with BetPheonix.

As connected as JJ is in the offshore (Bodog and The Greek come to mine) Elmer must be pretty hard up if he pitching his tent at BP...