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Old 07-03-09, 02:35 PM   #1
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Default Robyn Cut It Out: Your Dying To Get Laid By An SBR Poster

1. Please do not get like Swede
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5. Patch your sexual issues up with Bread
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7. Use a banana or hot dog and stay out of trouble

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Old 07-03-09, 02:39 PM   #2
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hot dog?
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Old 07-03-09, 02:40 PM   #3
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Oh shit... Kinger is gonna go off on you when he sees this!
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Old 07-03-09, 02:43 PM   #4
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Old 07-03-09, 03:08 PM   #6
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Hot dog??

I laughed on that one too. Bread has to be bigger and stiffer than a hot dog, right?
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Old 07-03-09, 03:21 PM   #9
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...ummm well, she said bread went out on her, so she's just looking over which of us miserable fvkks to use to get back at bread.

I think she'll take Kingie, he's the most messed up and that'll piss bread off the most.

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Old 07-03-09, 04:13 PM   #11
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Oh shit... Kinger is gonna go off on you when he sees this!
Who the fukk cares what he does, Bread is the one that should be concerned.....
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Who the fukk cares what he does, Bread is the one that should be concerned.....
Who the fvck are you?
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...ummm well, she said bread went out on her, so she's just looking over which of us miserable fvkks to use to get back at bread.

I think she'll take Kingie, he's the most messed up and that'll piss bread off the most.

I tried my best...even went lesbo for a while, I'm told.
I was born to mess Bread up. I had a dream last night. I'm setting up my plan and soon Bread will be mine -- uhh I mean Robyn. Right.
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Look pal, don't come on here giving me any lip. You can take your 3,000 posts in 1 month and stick it straight up your ass. Noboby like a wise ass rookie, which exactly what you are. Respect your elders son.
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oh yeah its starting
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Look pal, don't come on here giving me any lip. You can take your 3,000 posts in 1 month and stick it straight up your ass. Noboby like a wise ass rookie, which exactly what you are. Respect your elders son.
No clue who you are, Nephew. So keep to yourself and the other elders. The King is in town and he cares not to talk to lowly peasants. Move along.
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No clue who you are, Nephew. So keep to yourself and the other elders. The King is in town and he cares not to talk to lowly peasants. Move along.
Keep thumping that chest like you mean something son, step away from the keyboard and do something other that post with your life, you are pathetic.....
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Keep thumping that chest like you mean something son, step away from the keyboard and do something other that post with your life, you are pathetic.....


So says the guy who keeps replying.

It's hilarious how many people actually take me so seriously.
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come on king he was ready to fight thats why he said let go of your keyboard
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Keep thumping that chest like you mean something son, step away from the keyboard and do something other that post with your life, you are pathetic.....
Why don't you address these people properly?

It's the moron brigade.

Ask them about their positive energy parlays, if you had a record like theirs you'd understand why they talk utter shit.
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I had a gf once, and if she was drunk, wanted me to bang her with a hot dog.

can we hear more about this???
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Why don't you address these people properly?

It's the moron brigade.

Ask them about their positive energy parlays, if you had a record like theirs you'd understand why they talk utter shit.

Why you gotta come in and be bitter, Mike?

I took your advice and am now doing my own plays, without parlays. Yet you gotta take a shot at my thread? That was something unique and innovative and I'm sad that it didn't work out.

But that's neither here nor there, the fact was, I made a JOKE about Kinger in here because of the talk between him, Robyn and Bread. Now, BGS said what he said because he wanted to leave a comment. Fine. Him and Kinger had their thing. That's on them.

And while this is open for comments because it's on a public forum, you taking a shot at our parlays was very bitter and uncalled for. There was no need for that, ESPECIALLY when I took your advice when things didn't work out.

I was actually gaining respect for you, with the class you seem to conduct yourself with, but a needless shot like this is sad to see out of you. I know you like to make jokes and such, but that was a low blow

Thought we were cool, cuz I'd talk to ya about golf or laugh at your jokes, but now, I don't care if you give me golf tips or reply to anything I say. Thought you had more class, but I guess not...
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It's the moron brigade.

Ask them about their positive energy parlays, if you had a record like theirs you'd understand why they talk utter shit.
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Why you gotta come in and be bitter, Mike?

I took your advice and am now doing my own plays, without parlays. Yet you gotta take a shot at my thread? That was something unique and innovative and I'm sad that it didn't work out.

But that's neither here nor there, the fact was, I made a JOKE about Kinger in here because of the talk between him, Robyn and Bread. Now, BGS said what he said because he wanted to leave a comment. Fine. Him and Kinger had their thing. That's on them.

And while this is open for comments because it's on a public forum, you taking a shot at our parlays was very bitter and uncalled for. There was no need for that, ESPECIALLY when I took your advice when things didn't work out.

I was actually gaining respect for you, with the class you seem to conduct yourself with, but a needless shot like this is sad to see out of you. I know you like to make jokes and such, but that was a low blow

Thought we were cool, cuz I'd talk to ya about golf or laugh at your jokes, but now, I don't care if you give me golf tips or reply to anything I say. Thought you had more class, but I guess not...

Kid the guy just doesnt like us so called morons. Everytime his wife tells him what to do he gets mad and comes on here and takes his anger out on his.
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Why you gotta come in and be bitter, Mike?

I took your advice and am now doing my own plays, without parlays. Yet you gotta take a shot at my thread? That was something unique and innovative and I'm sad that it didn't work out.

But that's neither here nor there, the fact was, I made a JOKE about Kinger in here because of the talk between him, Robyn and Bread. Now, BGS said what he said because he wanted to leave a comment. Fine. Him and Kinger had their thing. That's on them.

And while this is open for comments because it's on a public forum, you taking a shot at our parlays was very bitter and uncalled for. There was no need for that, ESPECIALLY when I took your advice when things didn't work out.

I was actually gaining respect for you, with the class you seem to conduct yourself with, but a needless shot like this is sad to see out of you. I know you like to make jokes and such, but that was a low blow

Thought we were cool, cuz I'd talk to ya about golf or laugh at your jokes, but now, I don't care if you give me golf tips or reply to anything I say. Thought you had more class, but I guess not...

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LOL Integrity - why even reply to the guy? He does the same thing every single time. He'll take a shot - I kick his ass - and he walks away with his tail between his legs.

He's probably bitter 'cause that fvcktard Brit lost to an American this morning. It's hilarious how they talk shit about Americans and football...but you don't hear much when it comes to Tennis, do ya?
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LOL Integrity - why even reply to the guy? He does the same thing every single time. He'll take a shot - I kick his ass - and he walks away with his tail between his legs.

He's probably bitter 'cause that fvcktard Brit lost to an American this morning. It's hilarious how they talk shit about Americans and football...but you don't hear much when it comes to Tennis, do ya?
What shock, more inaccurate bullshit, but you do the moron brigade proud.

Murray is Scottish, I couldn't care if he dropped dead.
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Kid the guy just doesnt like us so called morons. Everytime his wife tells him what to do he gets mad and comes on here and takes his anger out on his.

Yeah, I thought Mike was a good guy who just liked to make jokes and such. But nope...

He doesn't let shit go...he just saves EVERYTHING he hears or reads, and then slips in bitter comments whenever he likes.

EVEN AFTER you talk to him about an issue and seem to have it settled, the guy STILL DOESN"T let shit go...

And thing, he talks mature on some issues, which is fine, but to go and bring up something that isn't relevant to the discussion, on an issue that was settled, well, that's just LOW.

He may give me an over/under for being 16, thinking I'm acting like one, altho I'm 27, but the guy is acting childish his damn self...
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What shock, more inaccurate bullshit, but you do the moron brigade proud.

Murray is Scottish, I couldn't care if he dropped dead.

Man, I respected ya Mike.. Thought you were a decent guy with a funny fukkin sense of humor and I stayed out of your rift with my friend because that was between you two, but seeing how you are, when there was no need for you to take a low blow, well, I may be part of the moron brigade but you can go join the Go FUkk Yourself Brigade!
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What shock, more inaccurate bullshit, but you do the moron brigade proud.

Murray is Scottish, I couldn't care if he dropped dead.
Oh and it's my fault you fvcktards have to label everyone around you as Brits? I should make a video of me wiping my ass with the Union Jack.

You guys should've seen all those British people disappointed - funniest thing ever!
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