[BrentCrude]

This whole Jonas Brothers popularity thing is pretty damn funny.I think it's all a contrived pure as the driven snow thing schtick or bit they play.Back in the day,guys who never got any in high school lied that they did and now the one's probably getting some are lying that they don't.Geesh,this sounds like the making of a good title for a country music song.

A guy could pawn his promise ring in Vegas to get laid at the Bunny Ranch.hehe!What do you tell mommy when you get home as to where your promise ring went missing?I was walking between the Stratosphere and downtown and 2 black guys threatened to deflower me if I didn't hand over my promise ring.Then the promise ring wouldn't have meant anything anymore anyway mommy.hehe!When in a quandry,play the Suzan Smith routine and always blame your deed on a couple phantom black guys like they always did in Goodfellas.Or else like the kid on Christmas story where he had to come up with a quick excuse as to saying it was an icicle that fell off the roof that broke his glasses and not him shooting his red rider BB gun that did it.

True story.My neighbor guy growing up that was in high school when I was a kid was the best basketball player in the whole area.Grant you,it's hockey country where I live and all other sports are a distant second so the caliber of play in basketball is suspect here.Anyway,the guy got a scholarship to Marquette.First week there,they discover a glaring weakness that he really can't dribble with both hands so they yank his scholarship.The guy pretends he's still in the program but needed money so he pawned everything he had to stay there.His mom was getting calls to send him money because he said all the black players stole his stuff.The guy later went on to running a big Indian casino here and marrying a bankers daughter.The guy was caught in a bathouse sting in the twin cities and was in a hit and run killing a senior citizen where he had to leave the scene because he was married and the gal was an underage native teen.Like Ted Kennedy,the guy got away with everything.He's now running some casino in Florida.The guy just skated through life like he was some golden boy Paul Hornung or something all because people thought he was some fair haired boy basketball phenom when he was a dud.

So which SBR poster is the most likely candidate to be barrelled in so bad that he will either pawn his promise ring or lose it in a card game?

[wtf]

bread fo sho

[pico]

hehe. no one here wears a promise ring. i bet 80% of the married posters already pawned off their wedding rings