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Old 07-02-09, 05:53 AM   #1
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Exclamation if your a midget going to mexico-BEWARE!

Two Mexican Luchador Little People Wrestlers Murdered By Hookers!
Filed under: R.I.P. > Sad Sad


So surreal!

It's sad news for fans of the Mexican Lucha Mini stars, twin brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez, known as La Parkita and El Espectrito Jr.

The two were found dead in their hotel room in Mexico City. The brothers, 35, were checking into a hotel on Sunday night after a show when they were reportedly approached by two prostitutes.

After hotel staff noticed the women leave the room hours later, but didn't spot the wrestlers, they went to go check on them. The two luchadores were found lifeless, lying in the beds.

Reports are being released that the hookers belong to Las Goteras (meaning The Drops) which is a gang of whores that robes their clients after making them pass out by drugging their drinks.

Unfortunately, the Jimenez brothers overdosed on the drugs which normally don't kill men, but officials believe because the brothers were of such small size, the dose was fatal to them.

Alcohol containers were also found in the room but the ladies are still missing.

Cops are looking for the two females and luckily have found finger prints in the room which they believe they can match to the hookers.

Sad.

[Image via El Universal.]

Posted: July 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm
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Old 07-02-09, 06:17 AM   #2
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prostitutes are getting more dangerous
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Old 07-02-09, 06:17 AM   #3
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Old 07-02-09, 07:00 AM   #4
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ok, so you dealt a shitty hand and have to be a midget

THEN, you got to get murdered by the fukin mexican hookers
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Old 07-02-09, 07:34 AM   #5
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wtf...this gives me an idea for a thread
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Old 07-02-09, 07:54 AM   #6
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i see a feature length film here ray

get to work buddy
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Old 07-02-09, 08:37 AM   #7
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I read about this when I got to work. Crazy shit. Prostitutes are crazy!
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Old 07-02-09, 09:15 AM   #8
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LOL I love Midget Luchadores. They were just trying to get their pipi wet and this shit happens. Bullshit!
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Old 07-02-09, 10:08 AM   #9
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Americans don't pull that stunt

why would you eve drink with hookers nowadays

so easy to put something in drink
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Old 07-02-09, 10:11 AM   #10
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Quote:
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Americans don't pull that stunt

why would you eve drink with hookers nowadays

so easy to put something in drink
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Old 07-02-09, 04:28 PM   #11
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wow thats fkin nuts
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Old 07-02-09, 04:32 PM   #12
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LOL I love Midget Luchadores. They were just trying to get their pipi wet and this shit happens. Bullshit!
Kingie, that guy sliding on his face looks kinda like you, except you're a lot fatter.

I'd said uglier too, but didn't get a good shot at his face.
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