[head_strong]

-Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money.

-There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

-Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.

-A race track is a place where windows clean people.

-A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope.

-Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face.

-Luck never gives; it only lends.

-No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.

-A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.

-The better the gambler, the worse the man.

-There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.

-In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.

-The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil.

-No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner.

-Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

-Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.

-Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.

-I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

-Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

-I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.

-If you must play, decide upon 3 things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.

[Reload]

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned"

[AgainstAllOdds]

"You're a lemon. Like a bad car. There is something... there is something inherently defective in you, and you, and you, and me, and all of us. We're all lemons. We look like everyone else, but what makes us different is our defect. See, most gamblers, when they go to gamble, they go to win. When we go to gamble, we go to lose-Subconsciously. Me, I never feel better than when they're raking the chips away; not bringing them in. And everyone here knows what I'm talking about. Hell, even when we win it's just a matter of time before we give it all back. But when we lose, that's another story. When we lose, and I'm talking about the kind of loss that makes your asshole pucker to the size of a decimal point - you know what I mean - You've just recreated the worst possible nightmare this side of malignant cancer, for the twentieth goddamn time; and you're standing there and you suddenly realise, Hey, I'm still... here. I'm still breathing. I'm still alive. Us lemons, we fuk shit up all the time on purpose. Because we constantly need to remind ourselves we're alive. Gambling's not your problem. It's this fuked up need to feel something. To convince yourself you exist. That's the problem."

[head_strong]

"Making money sitting on my butt at home. That's my definition of a dream job!"
-dreamjob

[pico]

fvck