07-01-09, 05:48 PM
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Ode to Robyn
It was the best of times
It was the worst of times
God - I love the smell of my balls in the morning
This Robyn is always on my mind
My heart is crying and churning
As the sky falls
The Bread becomes soggy
Her beauty still shines
But her vision yet foggy
The alarm sounds
Time for me to wake up
Love knows no bounds
SBR knows what's up
I must tell her
To get rid of Bread
And choose me
Instead
Oh - so many ways to rid of him
Roast or Toast
Maybe he'll grow mold
Nah - never
I shouldn't be so cold
The R is for her Radiance
She's like the sun
Hmm I think I wet my depends
I better run
The O is for Onner
The way he films us when she has the Taco Fever
I get a boner
I could never deceiver her
The B is for Breathtaking
This Bread kid
Will be in the oven baking
And he'll know the King's name
The Y is for Yearning
I yearn for my Queen
I heard Bread gets drunk
And becomes mean
The N is for Nectar
Oh that juice of her fruit
I shouldn't go too far
Or she'll give me the boot
Oh thy Queen!
Leave all your problems today
Slice the nigga up
And leave Tampa Bay
This is all a token
Of my appreciation for you
I hope the beast has not woken!
But the King has spoken!
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07-01-09, 05:49 PM
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Oh dear. Robyn hasn't had this much unhealthy attention since Beat The Jerk went through his obsessive patch.
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07-01-09, 06:04 PM
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Beat The Prick could never write such beautiful poetry! His way of expressing his love towards a woman is by telling her, "If I was a fly, I would land on you 'cause you da shit!"
Horrible.
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07-01-09, 06:06 PM
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That is the most beautiful, yet creepy thing anyone has ever done for me.
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07-01-09, 06:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Robyn
That is the most beautiful, yet creepy thing anyone has ever done for me.
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07-01-09, 06:13 PM
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Where's Bread when we don't need him.
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07-01-09, 06:24 PM
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Lots of single , horny women available out there, kinger y r u obsessed over a happily married woman???
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07-01-09, 06:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by paco
Lots of single , horny women available out there, kinger y r u obsessed over a happily married woman???
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Paco - How dare you question me. 
She's not happy - she just doesn't know yet.
The King has spoken! |
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07-01-09, 06:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KingRevolver
Paco - How dare you question me.
She's not happy - she just doesn't know yet.
The King has spoken! |
U speak very well, im sure ur not butt ugly, as long as it took u to write that poem u could have got laid and ur balls licked |
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07-01-09, 06:35 PM
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Aston Villa
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Classy move. Trying to seduce the married woman with the wacko husband. Good luck staying alive. 
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Dr. Bob is a square
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07-01-09, 06:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by paco
Quote:
Originally Posted by KingRevolver
Paco - How dare you question me.
She's not happy - she just doesn't know yet.
The King has spoken!
U speak very well, im sure ur not butt ugly, as long as it took u to write that poem u could have got laid and ur balls licked |
It took me a whole month - so you're wrong. |
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07-01-09, 06:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KingRevolver
It took me a whole month - so you're wrong.
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07-01-09, 07:20 PM
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Do you think Bread really cheats on Robyn and she is ok with it? No joking but in all seriousness. I think he is probably faithful and all an act.
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07-01-09, 07:24 PM
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Bread is a stud and I hate him for it! |
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07-01-09, 08:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KingRevolver
It was the best of times
It was the worst of times
God - I love the smell of my balls in the morning
This Robyn is always on my mind
My heart is crying and churning
As the sky falls
The Bread becomes soggy
Her beauty still shines
But her vision yet foggy
The alarm sounds
Time for me to wake up
Love knows no bounds
SBR knows what's up
I must tell her
To get rid of Bread
And choose me
Instead
Oh - so many ways to rid of him
Roast or Toast
Maybe he'll grow mold
Nah - never
I shouldn't be so cold
The R is for her Radiance
She's like the sun
Hmm I think I wet my depends
I better run
The O is for Onner
The way he films us when she has the Taco Fever
I get a boner
I could never deceiver her
The B is for Breathtaking
This Bread kid
Will be in the oven baking
And he'll know the King's name
The Y is for Yearning
I yearn for my Queen
I heard Bread gets drunk
And becomes mean
The N is for Nectar
Oh that juice of her fruit
I shouldn't go too far
Or she'll give me the boot
Oh thy Queen!
Leave all your problems today
Slice the nigga up
And leave Tampa Bay
This is all a token
Of my appreciation for you
I hope the beast has not woken!
But the King has spoken!
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07-01-09, 08:06 PM
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SBR Resident Drunk
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Kinger...I actually think youhave a chance here.. Robyn told me so. She called me and said maybe if you play your cards right she would leave Bread for you....
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07-01-09, 08:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by englishmike
Oh dear. Robyn hasn't had this much unhealthy attention since Beat The Jerk went through his obsessive patch.
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R u fuking serious pal ?????????? I never made any threads about Robyn the least bit or make up a poem for the broad, just go and ask her there was never any obsessiveness going on at all you fuk. One more thing Mike, keep my name out ya mouth ya prick .................
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Proud to be currently at the top of the SBR Best Bet Thread.
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07-01-09, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk
Quote:
Originally Posted by englishmike
Oh dear. Robyn hasn't had this much unhealthy attention since Beat The Jerk went through his obsessive patch.
R u fuking serious pal ?????????? I never made any threads about Robyn the least bit or make up a poem for the broad, just go and ask her there was never any obsessiveness going on at all you fuk. One more thing Mike, keep my name out ya mouth ya prick ................. |
BTJ probably scares me more than RogueJuror. 
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07-01-09, 08:15 PM
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SBR Dickhead
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BTJ do we have a muthafukkin problem here? I said DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM NIGGA??
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pags11
there is some damn mod who keeps pm'ing me but is too pussy to tell me who they are...they are going to be in some hot water if they think they can discipline me without bill dozer and SBR John's authorization... show yourself mod!
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07-01-09, 08:17 PM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Bread always comes through with a clever yet funny response.
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Proud to be currently at the top of the SBR Best Bet Thread.
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07-01-09, 08:18 PM
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Bread doesn't fvck around, BTJ. The guy is strapped.
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07-01-09, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Bread
BTJ do we have a muthafukkin problem here? I said DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM NIGGA??
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07-01-09, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by KingRevolver
Bread doesn't **** around, BTJ. The guy is strapped.
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U should watch ur bak also kinger! Bread knows that im a muslim and that lil gun wont scare me, we muslims roll wit ak47's!!!! |
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07-01-09, 08:20 PM
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SBR Resident Drunk
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Is that a toy gun???? no chance its real...He got that from the same store that AAO got his from.
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07-01-09, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by paco
U should watch ur bak also kinger! Bread knows that im a muslim and that lil gun wont scare me, we muslims roll wit ak47's!!!!
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What was that? I couldn't hear you with all that ticking in the background. |
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07-01-09, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by KingRevolver
What was that? I couldn't hear you with all that ticking in the background. |
We are ready for Jihad at any time  |
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07-01-09, 08:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by paco
We are ready for Jihad at any time |
I remember going out with a Muslim chick - she was the booooooooomb!!!!!  |
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07-01-09, 08:29 PM
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SBR Dickhead
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BTJ...those are my hands btw. I had my grandson take that picture of me while we were gettin faded one morning.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pags11
there is some damn mod who keeps pm'ing me but is too pussy to tell me who they are...they are going to be in some hot water if they think they can discipline me without bill dozer and SBR John's authorization... show yourself mod!
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07-01-09, 08:30 PM
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This video is a poster from SBR and his friends. I promised not to show this on here but I have to.. Who do you think it is.. It is a poster that has been on SBR since early 07
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07-01-09, 08:32 PM
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07-01-09, 08:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flyingillini
This video is a poster from SBR and his friends. I promised not to show this on here but I have to.. Who do you think it is.. It is a poster that has been on SBR since early 07
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Somewhere Vanilla Ice is shaking his head. |
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07-01-09, 08:35 PM
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SBR Resident Drunk
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I was fvcking a girl from Turkey...spoke broken English...she was Muslim....CRAZY in bed. Wonder where her number went.......?????
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07-01-09, 08:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AMBlai01
I was fvcking a girl from Turkey...spoke broken English...she was Muslim....CRAZY in bed. Wonder where her number went.......?????
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Those girls need to be stoned to DEATH! |
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07-01-09, 08:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AMBlai01
I was fvcking a girl from Turkey...spoke broken English...she was Muslim....CRAZY in bed. Wonder where her number went.......?????
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LOL  |
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07-01-09, 08:42 PM
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Ghost ride the whip
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Linear Mode
