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The grunt awards,who possesses,best,loudest and most unique grunts in womens tennis?
I wonder if these women tennis players get embarrassed when they watch tapes of themselves and hear their grunts?The first thing that comes into a guys mind when hearing them is that they really must be screamers in other forms of action too like in the bedroom for example.Then what about when they had one too many burritos and Mexican beers the night before and they are sitting on the pot the next day.I have an old minister and his wife that live next to me who probably know nothing about tennis.I have to keep the windows closed so they don't hear the grunting and misconstrue that I'm not watching porn.These women sound like they are in a John Holmes movies when they are playing.
Is there such a thing as a contrived grunt for those who don't grunt naturally because it's just the in thing to do?
What about supressing grunts?For decades women held in their grunts because it wasn't ladylike to grunt.Did that harm them for supressing the grunts in any way?Did it cut down on their performance or lead them to an early death?
P.S.I left out sexiest grunt award because it wouldn't fit on header.
Who are the awards presenters,Ginger Grunt from Giligan's Island,Bud Grunt the ex Minnesota Vikings coach ,Ulyssess S Grunt the 5th and Lou Grunt from the Mary Tyler Moore Show.
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