[Deuce]

Do you have personalities? Listen to music? Actually watch sports? Get laid? Enjoy family life? Get hot dogs and ice cream cones?


I only ask because I can see many of you sick bastards just chasing the best number, waking up and going to sleep gambling. Much more to life.

The professional gambler has it much worse than the guy with a career. Pro gambler is always chasing not knowing how he is going to eat. Miserable fukks.

[stats13]

whats the best book you've ever read

[smitch124]

Green Eggs and Ham

[sickler]

There's a rabbit living in my backyard. Going on three years.

He/she eats weeds and grass for greens and each day I put a carrot under the oak tree. In the winter I leave lettuce with the carrot.

[Deuce]

Serious responses only.

Just look at AAO-he has 2 TV's, so be it they combine for the size of one normal one, he sits there, 2 feet from the screens stroking it watching the Yankees hoping they cover. He wouldn't watch unless he had action.

Bobbyfk-Seems to have a life sometimes, enjoys the games he goes to, but look at him, he lays on the ground like a 5 year old in front of his pc, legs crosses behind him yelling ASSSSSSSSSSS because Dirk blows and blows his cover. Why can't he just watch the game instead of gambling?

JJGold-Has a fukkin ticker in every single room and gambles every single day. JJ does not have a clue when it comes to gambling but he keeps flushing cash down the toilet, but he gets 25% back so it is ok. He can't watch games without having action on them because he loves the rush of losing. Is secluded to his apartment, lonely, pretending Bread is there, snapping a towel at his ass and talking to his camera like it is his best friend. God bless you JJ.

Here are the normal posters...

Bread-Enjoys Coronas with the Mexicans next door every night.

Fiveteamer-Gets sloshed, doesn't give a fukk about gambling then. Just is in it to have a good time. Returns to Taco Bell every morning.

Rouge Juror- Travels the world meeting posters to steal their money and dignity.

Happy Boy-Always down for family time and watching a good game.

[Mudcat]

You are certainly right that there is (or should be) more to life than gambling. However you have got this part exactly backwards:

Originally Posted by Deuce

The professional gambler has it much worse than the guy with a career. Pro gambler is always chasing not knowing how he is going to eat. Miserable fukks.

The professional gambler treats it as a job and uses discipline as one of his main tools.

What you are describing there is the square, the very unprofessional gambler.

[SSLP]

im dull deucie what shall i do?

[Minkus]

I hear you are a Redwings fan.

Did Crosby send you to bed crying?

[PAPSMEAR]

I like to jerk my salami until it blisters in between bets

[jjgold]

Out of all people Mike Boyd is saying who is dull or not. Mike have you ever found your chin you chinless fuk. Mike you and your 5 fukkin chins can take a hike. Mike you have not been laid in 10 years.

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by jjgold

Out of all people Mike Boyd is saying who is dull or not. Mike have you ever found your chin you chinless fuk. Mike you and your 5 fukkin chins can take a hike. Mike you have not been laid in 10 years.

Who is Mike Boyd?

[jjgold]

Mike Boyd is you Deuce

we all know this

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by jjgold

Mike Boyd is you Deuce

we all know this

Yeah, and you're Sam Rothstein.

[Justin7]

I'm dull.

[compaqDikk]

is he the upper right or lower right guy?

[SlickFazzer]

this thread in general:

amazing

[SlickFazzer]

Originally Posted by jjgold

Out of all people Mike Boyd is saying who is dull or not. Mike have you ever found your chin you chinless fuk. Mike you and your 5 fukkin chins can take a hike. Mike you have not been laid in 10 years.

but he bangs 9's, 10's, and occasionally 8.5's...no?

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by SlickFazzer

but he bangs 9's, 10's, and occasionally 8.5's...no?

[SlickFazzer]

[Bread]

Yea me normal.

[blittydeuce]

I've touched a boob on two different occasions