[Flying Dutchman]

…I thought I’d list the many good things for the rednecks at SBR. I do this so that you can get used to dealing your new future.

The Netherlands (Holland to you boneheads who think the entire country is a province or state like Texas is in the US) has been a socialist state since WWII, and we are darn proud of it. Here are the reasons why:

1) Marijuana is legal and cheap, so you dopers can sound even dopier when you post, not that Pavy and Nicky need any help.
2) Prostitution is legal, and cheaper than in the US. So TheIntegrityKid can get more pussy since normal women avoid him like he has ringworm.
3) Cholos like Kingie, Flyingillini, AgainstAllOdds, and whoever else are well accepted. The state takes care of you by taking money from rednecks who make decent money and and whose taxes will fund your government jobs and retirement. How about that shit? Put it back on whitie.
4) We don’t execute folks for shooting people. Actually, jail sentences are very light and easy because we know you are just a little maladjusted because your father beat the shit outta you when you were a kid (not that you didn’t deserve it for watching your Mom do the postman). So if JJ shot Bread, or even better SSLP, he’s only get a sentence of about 2-3 years, with colour TV, and even kosher meals.
5) Oh yeah, the prison is at our beach town of Scheveningen and if you behave JJ, we’ll let you out some.
6) And JJ, you get conjugal visits. So you and Robyn can do the nasty before you get out in two years.
7) RogueScholar and tacomax wouldn’t have to live in cardboard boxes on the street anymore. We have government provided housing for the insane and ill-equipped, all paid by the taxes of the same rednecks (fine folks like: obama our lord, DrStale, andywend ,& DwightShrute) who are too dumb or too conflicted to move out of the country.
8) Folks like Lakerboy will recognize all this. Canada is pretty similar to the Netherlands and we see the Canucks as our socialist brothers. We even like the cheese-eating surrender monkey French Canadians not because they are brother socialists, but because they…eat cheese!

[reno cool]

Originally Posted by Flying Dutchman

…I thought I’d list the many good things for the rednecks at SBR. I do this so that you can get used to dealing your new future.

The Netherlands (Holland to you boneheads who think the entire country is a province or state like Texas is in the US) has been a socialist state since WWII, and we are darn proud of it. Here are the reasons why:

1) Marijuana is legal and cheap, so you dopers can sound even dopier when you post, not that Pavy and Nicky need any help.
2) Prostitution is legal, and cheaper than in the US. So TheIntegrityKid can get more pussy since normal women avoid him like he has ringworm.
3) Cholos like Kingie, Flyingillini, AgainstAllOdds, and whoever else are well accepted. The state takes care of you by taking money from rednecks who make decent money and and whose taxes will fund your government jobs and retirement. How about that shit? Put it back on whitie.
4) We don’t execute folks for shooting people. Actually, jail sentences are very light and easy because we know you are just a little maladjusted because your father beat the shit outta you when you were a kid (not that you didn’t deserve it for watching your Mom do the postman). So if JJ shot Bread, or even better SSLP, he’s only get a sentence of about 2-3 years, with colour TV, and even kosher meals.
5) Oh yeah, the prison is at our beach town of Scheveningen and if you behave JJ, we’ll let you out some.
6) And JJ, you get conjugal visits. So you and Robyn can do the nasty before you get out in two years.
7) RogueScholar and tacomax wouldn’t have to live in cardboard boxes on the street anymore. We have government provided housing for the insane and ill-equipped, all paid by the taxes of the same rednecks (fine folks like: obama our lord, DrStale, andywend ,& DwightShrute) who are too dumb or too conflicted to move out of the country.
8) Folks like Lakerboy will recognize all this. Canada is pretty similar to the Netherlands and we see the Canucks as our socialist brothers. We even like the cheese-eating surrender monkey French Canadians not because they are brother socialists, but because they…eat cheese!

yeah right.

but the rest sounds good

[TheIntegrityKid]

it was an honor to be mentioned, but altho i attract crazy, non-normal girlies, they are HOT tho...

[DwightShrute]

wow!

I am a Canuck

I think they should tax Marijuana and prostitution fyi.

Canada do have homeless, sleeping on the street and Vancouver in the herion capital of North America they say .

Government needs to do certain things is all I am ever saying. There is a line where the cross over and be the dominant force that effect the every day lives of it's citizens.

Government work for us not the other way around. People are to scared of them and feel they can't make a difference. Nothing is for free.

[L2Gunz]

whats the women look like in Holland???
what about the weather???
good food???

[TheIntegrityKid]

Originally Posted by DwightShrute

wow!

I am a Canuck

I think they should tax Marijuana and prostitution fyi.

Canada do have homeless, sleeping on the street and Vancouver in the herion capital of North America they say .

Government needs to do certain things is all I am ever saying. There is a line where the cross over and be the dominant force that effect the every day lives of it's citizens.

Government work for us not the other way around. People are to scared of them and feel they can't make a difference. Nothing is for free.

Starting to like you more and more Dwight

[DwightShrute]

Originally Posted by TheIntegrityKid

Starting to like you more and more Dwight

It's common sense right? It's not easy being right all the friggen time.

[TheIntegrityKid]

Haha yup!

[Flying Dutchman]

Originally Posted by L2Gunz

whats the women look like in Holland???
what about the weather???
good food???

Women are 6'2" Blonde, blue-eyed amazons, and will break you in half like a twig.

WX is rainy and cold 90% of the time, that's why we legalized dope and prostitution.

Our national food is raw herring and for lunch bread and cheese; oh, and pancakes for breakfast. At Christmas a favorite food is Ollie Bollen aka in English: Oil balls (of dough).

[lakerboy]

dutch we have that connection to your cities because of what our veterans did at the end of ww2 your people are all over my area and many of them are customers of mine

[TheIntegrityKid]

what kind of business do you run lakerboy?

[betplom]

Originally Posted by Thunder_Bay_boy

dutch we have that connection to your cities because of what our veterans did at the end of ww2 your people are all over my area and many of them are customers of mine

Lots of Finns and Norwegians settled in Thunder Bay as well.

[lakerboy]

Originally Posted by betplom

Lots of Finns and Norwegians settled in Thunder Bay as well.

nice try not from thunder bay

[lakerboy]

Originally Posted by TheIntegrityKid

what kind of business do you run lakerboy?

that info cant be submitted on this forum- it owuldnt be right to my competitors and fellow businessmen in the same industry

[TheIntegrityKid]

lol okay...

[betplom]

Originally Posted by lakerboy

nice try not from thunder bay

My mistake, Emily Haines is from Thunder Bay, for some reason I thought you were too.

http://emilyhaines.mysbrforum.com/

[Flying Dutchman]

Originally Posted by lakerboy

dutch we have that connection to your cities because of what our veterans did at the end of ww2 your people are all over my area and many of them are customers of mine

Laker, you are correct!!!

God bless Canada and the US servicemen who liberated us from the fvcking Germs!!!!

But, unfortunately you hosers took all the best-looking women back to Canada with you since you had money and we didn't.

Eh-holes!

[betplom]

Originally Posted by Flying Dutchman

Laker, you are correct!!!

God bless Canada and the US servicemen who liberated us from the fvcking Germs!!!!

But, unfortunately you hosers took all the best-looking women back to Canada with you since you had money and we didn't.

Eh-holes!

We have money because we are socialist and take from the rich to give to the poor, until there are no rich no more.

[DrStale]

Redneck? I live in a state that borders Canada and voted for Obama. You realize its not necessary to spill every thought from your feeble mind onto a forum right? Especially the ones that make no sense.

[betplom]

Originally Posted by DrStale

Redneck? I live in a state that borders Canada and voted for Obama. You realize its not necessary to spill every thought from your feeble mind onto a forum right? Especially the ones that make no sense.

Wisconsin is now a border state?

Who knew?

[Flying Dutchman]

Stale: you think you haven't any rednecks in Wis-world?

Go to a Green Bay game and count the ass-hole with a cheese weggie on their heads.

'necks are measured by their attitude, not their location.

[DrStale]

Fair enough, what I should have said was that Wisconsin shares a body of water that borders Canada. Aside from that the point was that "rednecks" are those that live in the South, and Flying Douchebag as usual has no idea what hes talking about.

[DrStale]

Originally Posted by Flying Dutchman

Stale: you think you haven't any rednecks in Wis-world?

Go to a Green Bay game and count the ass-hole with a cheese weggie on their heads.

'necks are measured by their attitude, not their location.

First of all, I've been to many Packer games, how many have you been to? I'd say maybe 1% of fans where them at most, but the media loves them so they play it up. How exactly does this make someone a redneck anyway? And what the hell's a weggie?

[Flying Dutchman]

Originally Posted by DrStale

Fair enough, what I should have said was that Wisconsin shares a body of water that borders Canada. Aside from that the point was that "rednecks" are those that live in the South, and Flying Douchebag as usual has no idea what hes talking about.

I lived in the south dick-breath, also up north. Rednecks are all over.

Northern Rednecks usually try to deny it. (hint?)

[DwightShrute]

you're a redneck if You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

[KingRevolver]

Dutch women are butter faces! You can be walking down the street and see a fly honey from behind and think, "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!" Then she turns around and you go, "Whoa! You got a permit for that face??"

Everything but her face!

[DrStale]

Originally Posted by Flying Dutchman

I lived in the south dick-breath, also up north. Rednecks are all over.

Northern Rednecks usually try to deny it. (hint?)

The term redneck comes from the stereotypical image of the rural white southerner genius. Red neck because the hot sun in the south beats down on them all year. And exactly how many rednecks voted for Obama? Arguments are much simpler and more effective to make when you use simple logic.

[lakerboy]

yeah dont argue with Dr Stale- dutchie

He is always right and if you argue with him he will dismiss you as if you are nothing this from a guy from Green Bay- shithole USA

[Flying Dutchman]

Originally Posted by KingRevolver

Dutch women are butter faces! You can be walking down the street and see a fly honey from behind and think, "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!" Then she turns around and you go, "Whoa! You got a permit for that face??"

Everything but her face!

Kingie, that's the cold, unsmiling, calvinist upbringing coming out. Hold up some raw herring (wrapped in 100 Euro bills), and they will rip off your clothes with a beaming smile.

...OK, that's in the red light district, but you take my point...

anyway, if still a problem, get a shopping bag: 'en baggem Kingo

[Willie Bee]

Originally Posted by KingRevolver

Dutch women are butter faces!

Mmmm, butter

[DrStale]

Originally Posted by lakerboy

yeah dont argue with Dr Stale- dutchie

He is always right and if you argue with him he will dismiss you as if you are nothing this from a guy from Green Bay- shithole USA

You've spent a lot of time in Green Bay have you? This is what I'm talking about with the logic. People say things that make no sense, I respond logically, then they get pissed off. I suppose I should stop perpetuating a cycle that makes you guys look like idiots, but I cant help myself.

[lakerboy]

Green Bay ranked 78th in the USA economically and the same city was 20th 4 years ago- if that doesnt mean shithole then what does Doctor

[DrStale]

Thats your argument? Seriously? Do you realize how many cities there are in this country? There are thousands. Are you on drugs or something? I feel almost bad arguing with you now.

[lakerboy]

Originally Posted by DrStale

Thats your argument? Seriously? Do you realize how many cities there are in this country? There are thousands. Are you on drugs or something? I feel almost bad arguing with you now.

Just pointing out your cities decline- that was out of 366 metropolis areas in the usa. its okay i dont do drugs doc and i dont need to argue with you you are a dr right. anyway enjoy your evening

[DrStale]

Im done after this as well, but you realized that the basis of your argument is that 78th out of 366 is a shithole, which would make 4 out of 5 cities shitholes, which is quite a statement to make. Carry on.