[Nicky Santoro]

When you finish taking your crap, and now you are wiping... do you SIT.... or do you STAND to wipe??

I have a feeling i am not a part of the norm here and i want to see how you guys do it.. the reason why i ask is everyone I ever see in the public bathrooms, they are sitting.. I never see their feet standing under the cubicle. i swear, i don't think in all my life that i have seen anyone stand like me.. People think i am crazy when i tell them i stand to wipe.

boys, i have tried so many times to sit and do it, but i just can't.. maybe it's because my arms are too short or i am uncoordinated, i don't know..
but i just can't pull it off.. how do you boys do it... i wish i can learn.. i feel like i am the only one that stands.

am i the only one here that stands when they wipe?

Are you boys a sitter, OR a stander??

[KingRevolver]

WTF? If you stand up you risk shit dripping down to your leg or even worse your pants!

WTF is wrong with you, Santoro? I thought we were friends and shit?

Please ask the mods to erase your thread before you're ridiculed! I'll forget this ever happened...

[j0hnnyv]

ive only stood up. sitting is for women.

[betplom]

Nicky - Please Answer

[KingRevolver]

Originally Posted by betplom

Nicky - Please Answer

He can't right now - he's standing up

[AgainstAllOdds]

Nickys turned into one of the biggest clowns on SBR. He is getting up there with Dac and Landers. He probably should have just stayed at MW or whereever he poped his head out of.

[flyingillini]

[SSLP]

Great thread and very realist we all go through this everyday .

I stand up my cock is too big to reach under there

[KingRevolver]

Originally Posted by SSLP

Great thread and very realist we all go through this everyday .

I stand up my cock is too big to reach under there

[jjgold]

Nicky have you snapped??

[BGS 9.5]

I love it..."Serious question"

[Flying Dutchman]

At work, we have these great Japanese toilets that wipe, wash, and blow dry our bums.

-not cheap, but worth every golden second.

[Nicky Santoro]

Originally Posted by BGS 9.5

I love it..."Serious question"

bgs,

you know what, i counted how many have actually answered this question, and ONLY 3 have answered it..

i guess SBR posters NEVER crap. they are all perfect..


or even worse

I guess SBR posters NEVER wipe their asses.



boys, it's simple... ok... how can i put it....ok.... do you boys stand up or sit down when you wipe your ass?? i need to know..

[Flying Dutchman]

I said I sit while my Jap "Wunder-toilet" does it thing.

I guess I needed to spell it out.

[KingRevolver]

I sit the fvck down like a real man, nigga! The Kinger don't play!

Although I will admit at peeing while sitting down a couple of times when I've awaken from a deep sleep at 2:45 AM and stumbled into the bathroom. I don't want to piss standing up and get it all over the place! It saves me from having to clean it up later.

[BurtRapp]

Some guys arent even wiping right.. To the front or to the back ??? Wankstas

[tacomax]

Another serious question for you, Nicky. Please come into the thread and bury durito once and for all.

Nicky - Please Answer

[Nicky Santoro]

Originally Posted by BurtRapp

Some guys arent even wiping right.. To the front or to the back ??? Wankstas

i go front... then i sweep one backwards to pick up anything i missed while going frontwards. i don't want to miss a spot....

[blittydeuce]

stand

[AMBlai01]

I used to be a stander but now I am a sitter....I have noticed that you get a much better wipe with the sit...

[Nicky Santoro]

Originally Posted by blittydeuce

stand

blitter, you know what's incredible, including myself, it's 3-1 for the standing thus far.. and everyone here thinks i am a freak cause i stand.. and even the 1st poster here said i was crazy, yet the standing is on a 3-0 run and up 3-1..

who knows, maybe i am normal after all..


i thought it would be 23-9 for the sitting.. so far it's 3-1 for the standing..

thanks for answering, blitter. boys, i need more answers.. sit or stand?

[RogueScholar]

I don't remain seated, but neither do achieve a fully orthostatic position in order to wipe my ass. One could describe it as shifting my weight forward onto bent legs so as to elevate my ass from the toilet itself, while hoping that gravity will cause any "remainders" to fall gracefully into the toilet bowl.

[BGS 9.5]

Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro

bgs,

you know what, i counted how many have actually answered this question, and ONLY 3 have answered it..

i guess SBR posters NEVER crap. they are all perfect..


or even worse

I guess SBR posters NEVER wipe their asses.



boys, it's simple... ok... how can i put it....ok.... do you boys stand up or sit down when you wipe your ass?? i need to know..

FWIW, I do both, depending on my state of mind while taking said shit. But I still get humor in the question

[SexyMit]

I stand, you are not weird. I've tried sitting and it feels weird. I think most guys stand, women are the ones that sit!

[KingRevolver]

Wow. Modafvckers actually stand up to wipe their nasty asses?

You learn a lot at these SBR boards.

[Junkyard Dog]

i lay down in the pretzel position to wipe my azz

[Nicky Santoro]

Originally Posted by KingRevolver

Wow. Modafvckers actually stand up to wipe their nasty asses?

You learn a lot at these SBR boards.

and you were mocking me and telling me that i am about to be mocked here at sbr because everyone is a sitter.. well guess what big boy?? seems like you are the only sitter here...


take that kinger.. don't ever mock nicky santoro again.... ever... you hear me.....................ever...

it's now a romp.. 5-1 for the standers..


and the best news is... i am NOT as crazy as i thought i was.. unless of course the sitting makes a dramatic comeback and go on a 23-2 run..

[mmike032]

Stander here also.
wife once asked me why I stand to wipe.
I was like WTF, is there another way

sitting is for vaginas.
cock and balls gets in the way

[AMBlai01]

i am a sitter...i already said that...so there are at least 2 sitters...Nicky is trying to cheat again

[Nicky Santoro]

Originally Posted by AMBlai01

i am a sitter...i already said that...so there are at least 2 sitters...Nicky is trying to cheat again

i tried to sneak one by everyone here.. damn

ok, so it's 7-2 now.. still a romp..


you heard the last poster.. he said sitting is for girls with pussies.. so maybe you and kinger both have vaginas..

[Flying Dutchman]

You got to be shitting me, arguing over how you take a crap?

-and I got sucked into it.

The apocalypse really is upon us.

[BGS 9.5]

Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro

and you were mocking me and telling me that i am about to be mocked here at sbr because everyone is a sitter.. well guess what big boy?? seems like you are the only sitter here...


take that kinger.. don't ever mock nicky santoro again.... ever... you hear me.....................ever...

it's now a romp.. 5-1 for the standers..


and the best news is... i am NOT as crazy as i thought i was.. unless of course the sitting makes a dramatic comeback and go on a 23-2 run..

Do I smell a curse coming on Nicky?

[Nicky Santoro]

Originally Posted by BGS 9.5

Do I smell a curse coming on Nicky?

nah... ONLY 2 people have received a curse here and deservedly so.. LT for being a tout and taking kids' money.. AND Vegasdave for giving me an infraction.. you have to really get on my case in order to received the spell.. not anyone gets the curse just like that.

also, the curse is only given to people who post their picks here.. like LT and VD.. if you dont post your picks, it won't work.. we will never know if he's losing or not.. he can just say.. hey nicky, thanks.. since the curse, I AM UP big.. he can lie.. we need to see proof.

or else guys like monkeyfag would have gotten that jinx many moons ago.. now there's a guy that deserved the curse since day 1.. but instead of giving him the curse, i'd prefer just to give him a nice backhander across the back of the head. boy would that feel great.

[Matt Rain]

Originally Posted by RogueScholar

I don't remain seated, but neither do achieve a fully orthostatic position in order to wipe my ass. One could describe it as shifting my weight forward onto bent legs so as to elevate my ass from the toilet itself, while hoping that gravity will cause any "remainders" to fall gracefully into the toilet bowl.

That is my M.O. as well.

[RogueScholar]

Originally Posted by Matt Rain

That is my M.O. as well.

Glad to know I'm not alone, but this similarity brings up another issue upon which Matty and I differ.

You see, some days ago I was discussing the fact that I get a new office chair every year because I spend so much time at home, and especially here in the office. The reason I buy a new chair so frequently and at such great expense is because after a year of farting into the same leather, it develops, shall we say, a "musty" aroma. I'm sure you guys know what I'm talking about, you can find that same smell in any bureaucrat's office.

Matty's solution is to avoid the damage altogether by raising his ass four inches from the seat when he needs to pass gas. Now, at first I thought this was pure brilliance. However, it resulted in a most unpleasant side-effect...

I'm dying over here in my own gas when I don't smother it! I would rather buy a new chair every year than suffer through my own stench. I don't know whether it's my Portuguese diet, my use of aromatherapy (of which lifting one's ass to fart has to be considered the most foul perversion), or something genetic. Either way, I'm back among the smotherers!

How do you guys address this issue? Surely it's a common thread for us, considering that we're all degens and spending our time on the computer to contribute to the SBR community.