1. 03-14-16 01:17 AM #1
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    How Long Do You Last In Bed?

    Whats avg?
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  2. 03-14-16 01:23 AM #2
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    45 secs-2 mins.
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  3. 03-14-16 02:09 AM #3
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    Giving or receiving???
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  4. 03-14-16 07:22 AM #4
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    Is Grandma cheating on you weeds?
    Weeds try everything you can to get granny back.
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  5. 03-14-16 09:22 AM #5
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    I am lucky when I can last for eight hours.
    You men that can last longer are heroes of mine !!
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  6. 03-15-16 04:31 AM #6
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    C`mon Seaweed, Don`t you know that it is rude to ask a question, or anything of others and not say "thank you"?

    and what is your answer? So far I am in lead with 8 hrs - unless we are going contrarian !
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  7. 03-15-16 08:45 AM #7
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  8. 03-15-16 09:21 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
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  9. 03-15-16 10:08 AM #9
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    the flipside of this question is where seeweed really gets tangled up.... "How long does your woman last in bed?"

    when faced with this thing gropin' them, slithering around atop them, asking them idiotic questions while trying to hold off shooting too soon himself, women generally last FOREVER......



    NO WOMAN CAN REACH AN "O" WHEN THAT THING IS IN BED WITH HER.....
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  10. 03-15-16 11:17 AM #10
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    I often l o l at your shit man... You are a funny fukker AutoDonker, when I am not laughing off of you, I am learning.

    Your Mom raised a Good man Sir. A damn good man.

    your Dad too Donk. You will pardon me please for being partial to Mothers for now. And EVER. and for taking a minute to remember your Father as well.

    I am going to assume he had something, a lot to do with the fact that you could hit me with a bullet, as I sit here in NY, all the way from Texas !!



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  11. 03-15-16 11:31 AM #11
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    and if DonkDude is not contesting or challenging my ate hours... who dares??
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  12. 03-15-16 11:43 AM #12
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    my theory on it is I don't want to last 8 hours, if "lasting" refers to firing away with only one load.....

    i'd rather get 4-5 loads spent, such that by no. 6, I'm practically coming air after an 8-hour 11pm-7am session.....

    to the extent "lasting" is referring not only to firing away, but being able to perform in general (ie, keeping it up/operational), i've never timed the length of such activity officially, but have had sessions "last" in which I was performing pretty much nonstop at least 10-12 hours.

    One such experience was at a party at a young swinger couple's house started at 10 pm... I was hooked up by 10:30, and was then pretty much passed around by trophy wives until 6 pm the next evening..... and sure, there were "drink breaks," "booty bump" breaks (where you inject a mixture of blow and small amount of water -- just enough to dissolve the blow -- into a babe's backside with a plastic syringe the size of those you'd give a kid a shot of amoxicillian), brief socializing breaks (the one-three minutes in which you are introduced to a trophy wife before she starts blowing you), etc...... Ten to 15 minutes of this particular party was spent letting a group of women take turns repeatedly punching my fully erect hammer as hard as they could (I was laid back on the bed and it was positioned upward, they'd hold it in place against my abs and pound it with their other hand)...... one guy came into the room during this little session, watched his wife hit it a few times, and quickly left after wincing......

    But, it's not always about length of time. For example, another session with a babe who's photo was previously posted here on sbr involved six fired away in only a two-hour session (5 pink, one stink), with total refractory time of about 3 mins after nos. 4 and 5.

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  13. 03-15-16 12:09 PM #13
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    Donk, I was "twisting" the thread, that I can sleep for eight hours... then my buzz must have worn off, so I made an edit!! above...

    I am not even going to read all that right now, and just concede to KingAutoDonkDude!

    what the fukk am I going to do?? the man has given to me an hours worth of legal advice on a

    fukking e-handshake !! why would I not be a gentleman in return?

    that is grace, class !! thanks Donk

    edit: Wonder when I last smoked a joint? Bet Ya if I burn one now I will remember!! 1:17 edt
    Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 03-15-16 at 12:17 PM. Reason: took out a fukk, or two fukks maybe !!
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  14. 03-15-16 12:13 PM #14
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    by the way, i've got a little b.s. $20k lawsuit set for a bench trial this friday; if you want to meet for drinks, I'll have to do it tomorrow instead of thursday.
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  15. 03-15-16 12:47 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    by the way, i've got a little b.s. $20k lawsuit set for a bench trial this friday; if you want to meet for drinks, I'll have to do it tomorrow instead of thursday.
    Donker.....no vegas this weekend? Say it aint so
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  16. 03-15-16 01:52 PM #16
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    man, I wish... but my f'n trial calendar is chock full of shit to do, trial this friday to boot, set for a small one monday

    and just did coushatta/l'auberge/goldennugget two weeks ago....

    and have my younger son flying in from colorado this weekend

    it'll be june/wsop before I hit Vegas
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  17. 04-06-16 04:55 AM #17
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    Anywhere from 30 seconds to 3 hours, avg like 5 minutes
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  18. 04-06-16 12:08 PM #18
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    ...
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  19. 04-07-16 09:10 AM #19
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    The question is more about refractory period, isn't it? That's the issue.

    Ever take viagra or cialis, Donkster? I know coke is similar, though different mechanism of action
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  20. 04-07-16 01:38 PM #20
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    20 seconds no condom, 6-10 mins with
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  21. 04-07-16 02:28 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilpete View Post
    20 seconds no condom, 6-10 mins with
    What is this "condom" you speak of?
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  22. 04-07-16 05:00 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    What is this "condom" you speak of?
    u dont wanna go thru the abortion process, trust me
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  23. 04-11-16 09:30 PM #23
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    real quick

    tops 1 minute

    sucks
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  24. 04-18-16 07:54 AM #24
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    Usually about 3-5 min - personal record about 8-9 hours- we would have probably done longer but there was no more episodes of tv show to watch and as far as i can remember we had to get up for work in a few hours
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  25. 04-18-16 10:17 AM #25
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    If you count foreplay or more than one orgasm, forever. But if you're talking the timer starts when I penetrate and stops when we both ***, about 2-3 minutes.
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  26. 04-18-16 12:23 PM #26
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    do pills (cialis, viagra, etc) work with alcohol (particularly w refractory period)?
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  27. 04-18-16 01:00 PM #27
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    Nothing counteracts whiskey dick
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  28. 04-18-16 01:36 PM #28
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    As long as I want. It is usually not very long. 5-7 mimutes? Lol

    I guarantee we all last less time than we think.
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  29. 04-18-16 03:52 PM #29
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    im good for 6 minutes
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  30. 04-18-16 04:19 PM #30
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    Longer than I do in your threads...
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  31. 04-18-16 05:00 PM #31
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    anyone measuring in time isn't calculating right. It is about your pump limit.


    lol can't remember what comedian that was
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  32. 04-18-16 05:30 PM #32
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    bout 3 minutes
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  33. 04-18-16 05:41 PM #33
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    little over 2mins if i dont touch the titties, but if im touching titties all bets are off smh could be seconds before i explode like a volcano
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  34. 04-18-16 06:04 PM #34
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    Until I'm bored, which is usually pretty quick after the first time.
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  35. 04-19-16 08:12 AM #35
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    Oh, btw, is viagra prolonging the pleasure or does it make u shoot in 2 sec like a cowboy? Anyone tried for fun?
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