06-25-09, 06:29 PM
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Michael Jackson Jokes
Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A. The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
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06-25-09, 06:30 PM
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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
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06-25-09, 06:30 PM
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Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A. He heard boy's pants were half-off.
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06-25-09, 06:31 PM
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Uhm, right.
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06-25-09, 06:32 PM
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Q. What do the Dodgers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both were a glove for no apparent reason.
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06-25-09, 06:33 PM
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Angels -147
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Making money sitting on my butt at home. That's my definition of a dream job!
Let's have fun and make some money. DJ
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06-25-09, 06:33 PM
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Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.
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06-25-09, 06:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by betplom
Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A. He heard boy's pants were half-off.
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06-25-09, 06:34 PM
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Q. when is it time for bed at neverland ranch?
A. when the big hand touches the little hand
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06-25-09, 06:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BobHarvey
Q. What do the Dodgers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both were a glove for no apparent reason.
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oh sh*t
you didn't make this one up yourself did you? be honest |
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06-25-09, 06:34 PM
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
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06-25-09, 06:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The HG
oh sh*t
you didn't make this one up yourself did you? be honest
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I can't take credit. It was probably early Leno or late Johnny Carson. |
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06-25-09, 06:54 PM
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Hawks -5
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You mean wear Bob.
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Dr. Bob is a square
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06-25-09, 06:55 PM
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YYZ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavyracer
You mean wear Bob.
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You mean Neil and Bob. |
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06-25-09, 06:56 PM
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Correct. Wear. And that will be the last time I correct ANYONE on spelling.
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06-26-09, 02:43 PM
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Originally Posted by pags11
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Originally Posted by BuddyBear
I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
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Originally Posted by curious
taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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06-26-09, 02:54 PM
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Farah Fawcett was at the Pearly Gates yesterday, and God told her "You have one wish before you enter the Kingdom of Heaven"....
Fawcett said "I wish all the children of the World could be safe".....
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06-26-09, 02:56 PM
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Originally Posted by pags11
SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
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Originally Posted by BuddyBear
I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
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Originally Posted by curious
taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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06-26-09, 02:58 PM
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Originally Posted by pags11
SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
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Originally Posted by BuddyBear
I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
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Originally Posted by curious
taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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06-26-09, 03:02 PM
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SBR Dickhead
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Originally Posted by pags11
there is some damn mod who keeps pm'ing me but is too pussy to tell me who they are...they are going to be in some hot water if they think they can discipline me without bill dozer and SBR John's authorization... show yourself mod!
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06-26-09, 03:03 PM
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SBR Dickhead
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Originally Posted by pags11
there is some damn mod who keeps pm'ing me but is too pussy to tell me who they are...they are going to be in some hot water if they think they can discipline me without bill dozer and SBR John's authorization... show yourself mod!
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06-26-09, 03:08 PM
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WHO DAT
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Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic,
he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids
can play with him for a change!!!
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06-26-09, 03:09 PM
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Q. Could Michael Jackson get more pussy than anyone making jokes about him can in 10 lifetimes?
A. Yes.
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06-26-09, 03:13 PM
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WHO DAT
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Quote:
Originally Posted by xxdjstriderxx
Q. Could Michael Jackson get more pussy than anyone making jokes about him can in 10 lifetimes?
A. Yes.
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this is stupid...get off of mikes dikk..
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06-26-09, 03:37 PM
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What were Michael Jackson's last words?
"take me to the childrens hospital"
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06-26-09, 03:47 PM
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SBR Dickhead
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Quote:
Originally Posted by xxdjstriderxx
Q. Could Michael Jackson get more pussy than anyone making jokes about him can in 10 lifetimes?
A. Yes.
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that's awesome. Holy shit.
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Originally Posted by pags11
there is some damn mod who keeps pm'ing me but is too pussy to tell me who they are...they are going to be in some hot water if they think they can discipline me without bill dozer and SBR John's authorization... show yourself mod!
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06-26-09, 03:51 PM
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Originally Posted by pags11
SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
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Originally Posted by BuddyBear
I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
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Originally Posted by curious
taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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06-26-09, 03:52 PM
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Originally Posted by pags11
SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
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Originally Posted by BuddyBear
I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
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Originally Posted by curious
taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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06-26-09, 03:54 PM
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Originally Posted by pags11
SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
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Originally Posted by BuddyBear
I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
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Originally Posted by curious
taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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06-26-09, 03:54 PM
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Voted#1 by those who shower with water!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tacomax
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OMFG
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06-26-09, 03:55 PM
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Originally Posted by pags11
SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
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Originally Posted by BuddyBear
I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
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Originally Posted by curious
taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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06-26-09, 03:58 PM
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Jermaine Jackson said on Thursday before his brother died he wanted his brother Michael to convert to Islam. Michael said, "No thank you, I've already had 72 virgins."
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06-26-09, 04:01 PM
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It's not true Michael Jackson had a heart attack on the way to the hospital. He actually went to the children's hospital and had a stroke.
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06-26-09, 04:05 PM
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Michael Jackson's personal belongings are being auctioned off in the wake of his death. The highest bid? Gary Glitter's bid for Jackson's laptop.
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06-26-09, 04:18 PM
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When addmitted to hospital jackson was reportedly blowing bubbles.
PETA are investigating.
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