06-25-09, 02:23 PM
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SBR File Clerk
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New Mod Poll
Well boys, I turned in my notice to Dozer earlier this morning. That's right, put my foot down and told him I'm outta' here in four years. Had hoped to make it only a three year notice, on account of how busy I'll be three years from now with my write-in candidacy for US President. But Queen Bee says she won't be ready to have me around the house all day that soon in the future. So four years it is.
In light of the strong showing by NEITHER in the other poll that was instigated by our leader, thought I'd throw out some names for SBR to consider as my replacement four years from now. I've narrowed it down to eight deserving candidates and providing a short synopsis of why I think they'd make a good mod.
badnina: Nepotism, it's a game the whole family can play.
betplom: Knowledgeable on subjects ranging from why bees buzz to fishing for walleye. Plus he'd have to move to Texas giving me the last laugh.
binar-99: Strong, silent type. Not once has he posted anything to upset or rile the posting community.
buztah: We'd finally get a Cooking Forum that I have lobbied for since Day 1.
HAPPYBOY: The man, the artist, the legend.
raydog: Doesn't pull any punches, just reports the news as it happens and says to hell with what anyone else thinks.
Richkas: The night shift would never be the same again. Oh, the humanity of it all.
tacomax: Do I really need to list why this man is qualified? I'll take that as a no.
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But you have to remember that a worm...with very few exceptions...is not a human being.
- - - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
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06-25-09, 02:26 PM
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dodgers +
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dont let the door hit ya in the ass there skippy. we gotta wait 4 friggin years for the atrocities ta end???
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"The stand we are taking is that if you play you WILL PAY."- The Reverend Poster JJ Gold
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06-25-09, 02:27 PM
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Willy I am interested
let me know
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06-25-09, 02:27 PM
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I beat Robyn. A lot!
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Sorry but AAO already appointed me head mod. Now go sharpen my pencil.
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Originally Posted by shantystar
good say
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06-25-09, 02:28 PM
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I beat Robyn. A lot!
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As for the listed candidates, I voted for Happy Boy. I think your office could use a bit of diversity, and the hiring of a Mexican would be a great start!
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Originally Posted by shantystar
good say
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06-25-09, 02:31 PM
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dodgers +
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what kinda bs poll izzis? i already got promised yer job after they wise up an can ya, er, i mean after ya retire
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"The stand we are taking is that if you play you WILL PAY."- The Reverend Poster JJ Gold
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06-25-09, 02:44 PM
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Dictator
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Originally Posted by Bread
As for the listed candidates, I voted for Happy Boy. I think your office could use a bit of diversity, and the hiring of a Mexican would be a great start!
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Bread, you are starting to piss me off.
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06-25-09, 02:45 PM
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I beat Robyn. A lot!
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Yea me cunt.
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Originally Posted by shantystar
good say
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06-25-09, 02:46 PM
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Over 1:42 National Anthem
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me
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DO WORK + KROW OD
2009 SBR Gambler of the Year
Attack the Thread, Not the Poster
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06-25-09, 02:47 PM
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SamsNCharge99!!
SAMSNCHARGE99!!!!!!!
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06-25-09, 02:52 PM
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willie, i never thought you would be the one to crack under AAO's pressure. he got to you bud. what a drag of a day for me...
first, i lose my currupt, fedex forum money stealing, city money thief, drug smuggling, payoff taking, weed smoking, coke snorting, city destroying, husband to none but father to some, great mayor of memphis willie herenton to pursue a seat in congress. and now i have to look forward to willie leaving us in 4 years??? what the fukk could happen to me next......
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06-25-09, 02:54 PM
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No.
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Write-in vote: Pecos Bill.
(I actually voted for Nina. I say let the Bee's annoy John W. for another generation's worth.)
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Originally Posted by Fishhead
Any of you ****ers drink GREEN TEA?
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06-25-09, 02:56 PM
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dodgers +
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this is a sham, fackin mockery an a affront to democracy. do NOT vote in this poll, the position has already been filled
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"The stand we are taking is that if you play you WILL PAY."- The Reverend Poster JJ Gold
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06-25-09, 03:07 PM
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I voted for Buzzy because SBR needs a GLBT person on staff, but I think Ray and Taco would also make excellent Mods. Can we get one of them to replace The General since he needs The Shrink to do his job for him?
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Originally Posted by StraitShooter
90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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06-25-09, 03:12 PM
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I've already said this once, and I'm only going to say it a few more times: SAMSNCHARGE99!!!!
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06-25-09, 03:12 PM
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No.
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Originally Posted by RogueScholar
I voted for Buzzy because SBR needs a GLBT person on staff
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fishhead
Any of you ****ers drink GREEN TEA?
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06-25-09, 03:17 PM
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The appointment of a new mod at this forum has such a profound effect on the way I live my life that I would really like to gather more information first. Perhaps each candidate could put together a policy paper that I could go over. A few thousand words each should be enough to get the process started.
From there, we would have to talk about some candidates not listed. The Picos and the Monkeyf0ckers and the Spellcheckers of the world. With something this important, thoroughness is essential.
Gosh, you know, I'm not sure 4 years is going to be enough lead time.
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06-25-09, 03:18 PM
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SBR File Clerk
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Originally Posted by raydog
what the fukk could happen to me next......
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I gave you my vote of confidence. That should send your day straight down the shitter.
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But you have to remember that a worm...with very few exceptions...is not a human being.
- - - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
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06-25-09, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by RogueScholar
I voted for Buzzy because SBR needs a GLBT person on staff
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I should amend that to say someone more vocal about their GLBT status than Ganch. 
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Originally Posted by StraitShooter
90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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06-25-09, 03:18 PM
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SBR File Clerk
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Originally Posted by Mudcat
Gosh, you know, I'm not sure 4 years is going to be enough lead time.
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Queen Bee said the same exact thing! Is that weird or what?!
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But you have to remember that a worm...with very few exceptions...is not a human being.
- - - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
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06-25-09, 03:24 PM
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Atta Xiao
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I voted for Richkas. This is the only candidate I see hitting more than 50% of his picks and SBR needs a good capper badly to lift up the 30% that CrazyLou and Vegas Dave are hitting combined right now.
Last edited by pavyracer; 06-25-09 at 04:11 PM..
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06-25-09, 03:32 PM
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BEANTOWNJIM
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obamaisourlord is the only logical choice.
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06-25-09, 03:35 PM
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I say Sams In Charge would be a good mod
I will back him hard
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06-25-09, 03:38 PM
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Raydog, Happyboy or TacoMax...one of those three would be good.  |
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06-25-09, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by jjgold
I say Sams In Charge would be a good mod
I will back him hard
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Don't forget the reach-around while you're "backing him hard," JJ. It is, after all, just common courtesy.
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Originally Posted by StraitShooter
90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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06-25-09, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by RogueScholar
Don't forget the reach-around while you're "backing him hard," JJ. It is, after all, just common courtesy.
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Calm down, Rogue. Don't cream yourself |
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06-25-09, 03:57 PM
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Sorry to lose you, Willie... We'll miss you - in a few years.
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06-25-09, 04:15 PM
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06-25-09, 06:26 PM
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HEELLLLLLLLL YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH..........
I GOT A PITY VOTE! |
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06-25-09, 06:30 PM
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Atta Xiao
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Even Sbr.tv voted. You got to be kidding me! When will sbrlines and sbrnewsdesk vote? |
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06-25-09, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Bread
As for the listed candidates, I voted for Happy Boy. I think your office could use a bit of diversity, and the hiring of a Mexican would be a great start!
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a Mexican... Bread u lil cock sucker u.
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Shanty if boobs tru Robyn then Happy go boing in rabbit jack action on meat sausage. You get my drif u modder. :grrr:
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06-25-09, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Bread
Yea me cunt.
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Shanty for mod u! swine foul! dirt; dweller
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"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care....."
"I've had it with these motherphuckkin snakes on this motherphuckkin plane!!!"
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06-25-09, 06:43 PM
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Happy Boy is in my Top 5 fav posters, woo hoo, FLORIDA!!!!
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"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care....."
"I've had it with these motherphuckkin snakes on this motherphuckkin plane!!!"
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06-25-09, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by raydog
heelllllllll yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh..........
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that is one bad ass picture!
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"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care....."
"I've had it with these motherphuckkin snakes on this motherphuckkin plane!!!"
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06-25-09, 07:03 PM
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SBR File Clerk
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Originally Posted by pavyracer
Even Sbr.tv voted. You got to be kidding me! When will sbrlines and sbrnewsdesk vote? |
Got you this time, pavy. You were just mentioning SBR.tv trying to deflect attention away from the fact you and binar-99 both voted for Richkas.
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But you have to remember that a worm...with very few exceptions...is not a human being.
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