[tacomax]

Photoshopped. Crocs or Gators cannot jump that high. They ain't dolphins.

Fishhead was wrestling with that croc. It was so weak that he threw it back into the water.

[Bread]

How did Taco surpass Happy Boy? This is some bullshit. I will leave if Taco becomes a mod here.

[Willie Bee]

I will leave if Taco becomes a mod here.

Me too! This looks like one of those George Dumbya Bush kinda' things, you know, you're either fer us or a'gin us. The battle lines are drawn, the camps distinctively split, you're either a Happy Boy kind of person or you're a Taco person, there is no switching back and forth.

[RogueJuror]

I want Bobby.

[Bread]

All Tacomax does is start trouble here. He brings little or no sports talk and he looks like Big Bird!!

I'm packing my bags as we speak. Talk to me here SBR...

[RogueJuror]

Behave Bread, Team Immigrant shouldn't fight. Its hard enough finding members with Alien #s.

[Bread]

LOL OK Juror I've calmed down. I asked myself, "What would Fishhead do?"

And I think he would just relax and let the chips fall where they may.

So I will too.

[BGS 9.5]

Fishhead>Chuck Norris

[Willie Bee]

I'm packing my bags as we speak. Talk to me here SBR...

You came to the right place El Pan; I'm an expert on packing suitcases efficiently and properly so that your shit doesn't come out all wrinkled.

First, you need to have a plan for just what you are taking on your journey. This follows the 5P Rule of Life: Prior Planning Prevents Pisspoor Performance. Going to the beach for a weekend? You probably won't need any neckties. Off to Vail for some snow skiing? No flip-flops necessary.

Keep the stuff in your shaving kit as light and small as possible. They sell those cute little bottles of shampoo and deodorant sticks, simply a must for the well-organized traveler. And place all of your liquids and gels inside a plastic bag in case they leak.

Fold your slacks and jeans in half lengthwise, then roll them as tightly as possible. For shirts, fold them inward towards the front of the blouse, then roll them tightly as well. By folding inward, if there are any wrinkles they will be at the back of your shirt, not the front.

Roll your socks and undies and them stuff those inside any shoes you are taking. Texans can pack two weeks of unders inside their second pair of cowboy boots they are taking along.

Your shoes/boots go in the bag first followed by your pants, then your shirts. Ladies, any dresses or blazers you are taking should be laid at the top of the suitcase if you are not traveling with a garment bag.

Follow these instructions and you will arrive at your destination happy and secure in the knowledge that you have all of the items you need and all are efficiently packed inside your suitcase. Happy travels, Bread

[Bread]

The 6P rule of life. No way is Piss Poor one word.

[Willie Bee]

You're out of your element, Pan LINK.

[Bread]

Do I look urban to you????