06-23-09, 04:59 PM
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Kentucky Basketball Sharp
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Contest Idea For The Bash...Nicky We Need Odds
Get one of those big fukkin scales and have a weigh off
Have poster matchups and set a spread, for example
Vegas Dave -142.5lbs
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Onthewhat +142.5lbs
Vegas Dave -17.0lbs
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The Prick +17.0lbs
Pat Venditto -23.5lbs
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Onthewhat +23.5lbs
Nicky set some more poster lines from videos you have seen.
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06-23-09, 05:00 PM
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Let's do cock sizes. I'll give all of you +3 inches against me.
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06-23-09, 05:01 PM
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Kentucky Basketball Sharp
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KingRevolver
Let's do cock sizes. I'll give all of you +3 inches against me.
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06-23-09, 05:03 PM
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escarbajo negro
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Which poster ends up naked tied to a flag pole?
Onethewhat -2000
Field +1800
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06-23-09, 05:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by durito
Which poster ends up naked tied to a flag pole?
Onethewhat -2000
Field +1800
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06-23-09, 05:08 PM
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dodgers +
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ive takin dumps bigger than this little fackin wanker. not only bigger but had more brains an personality, prolly smelt better too. aint you got no home-learnin son?
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"The stand we are taking is that if you play you WILL PAY."- The Reverend Poster JJ Gold
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06-23-09, 05:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by durito
Which poster ends up naked tied to a flag pole?
Onethewhat -2000
Field +1800
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06-23-09, 05:16 PM
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Great idea, onner.
Instead of weight, what about IQ?
Ganchrow -130
vs.
Onthewhat +130
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pags11
SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BuddyBear
I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by curious
taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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06-23-09, 05:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by durito
Which poster ends up naked tied to a flag pole?
Onethewhat -2000
Field +1800
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This line has just moved
OTW -4000
Field +3800
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06-23-09, 05:22 PM
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From the Villas to world #1
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Originally Posted by tacomax
Great idea, onner.
Instead of weight, what about IQ?
Ganchrow -130
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Onthewhat +130
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Only -130?????????
GIVE ME THE MAX on GANCH.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SBR_John
AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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06-23-09, 05:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by englishmike
This line has just moved
OTW -4000
Field +3800
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LOL Mike, you beat me to it.......
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"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care....."
"I've had it with these motherphuckkin snakes on this motherphuckkin plane!!!"
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06-23-09, 05:30 PM
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There are a lot of prop bets:
Which eyebrow will be shaved off first?
What color lipstick will be used to write NICKAY on his forehead?
Which nipple will be scratched with a Bud bottle top first?
Will he ever recover his clothes?
A good mix of lines.
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06-23-09, 05:49 PM
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This thread has gone well.
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Well I'd never sleep with your ex-girlfriend
Even if she starts to flirt with me again
Allow me to apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts
Cuz that's the kind of friend that you've got.
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06-23-09, 05:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by englishmike
What color lipstick sharpie will be used to write NICKAY on his forehead?
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Love ya onner. But that is a fun idea. |
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06-23-09, 05:54 PM
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onner, i don't think you should go to this bash.. these guys are out to get you.. onner buddy, i worry for your safety.. we might need to have 2 bodyguards around you 24/7 for your safety.. onner, i won't be there to protect you, sorry..
onner, give me a few minutes to look for an agency that can arrange 2 bodyguards for you around the clock.. onner, you might need it.. onner, you cannot go alone to this bash.. i worry for your safety.. onner, don't ever leave the casino alone. make sure you are alwasy visible for the camera there.. onner, we don't want anything bad to happen to you.. onner, these guys here are out to get you in vegas, mark my words..
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06-23-09, 05:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro
onner, i don't think you should go to this bash.. these guys are out to get you.. onner buddy, i worry for your safety.. we might need to have 2 bodyguards around you 24/7 for your safety.. onner, i won't be there to protect you, sorry..
onner, give me a few minutes to look for an agency that can arrange 2 bodyguards for you around the clock.. onner, you might need it.. onner, you cannot go alone to this bash.. i worry for your safety.. onner, don't ever leave the casino alone. make sure you are alwasy visible for the camera there.. onner, we don't want anything bad to happen to you.. onner, these guys here are out to get you in vegas, mark my words..
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06-23-09, 06:00 PM
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Kentucky Basketball Sharp
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Nicky I will be fine
Bunch of internet tough guys is all it is
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06-23-09, 06:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by onthewhat
Nicky I will be fine
Bunch of internet tough guys is all it is
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trust me.. YOU ARE NOT FINE..
onner, i will leave you my emergency # in case anyone attacks you. if anyone does, just press the emergency button and i will call 911 and you will have help..
onner, i would not be resting so comfortably right now if i were you. onner, i have a better idea. why not just stand ALWAYS next to sbr john OR billy dozer.. this way, you will always be safe.. don't ever leave their site.. onner, i can read people and trust me, i can see that these posters are not joking..they really mean business.. they don't like you onner.. i don't know why.. you are a great kid.. but they just don't like you.. |
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06-23-09, 06:04 PM
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escarbajo negro
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brits don't **** around onthewhat
i'm just thankful englishmike and i get along now
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06-23-09, 06:06 PM
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I can't make my mind up what would be funnier, tied naked to the light pole or fully clothed into the pool.
It's a legitimate poll question.
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06-23-09, 06:07 PM
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Kentucky Basketball Sharp
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Nicky I think it is your fault that these guys hate me
Nicky if you were not a professional gambler these guys would not have a problem
Nicky I am holding you responsible if something happens
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06-23-09, 06:08 PM
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SBR Dickhead
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I have a good idea.
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Originally Posted by pags11
there is some damn mod who keeps pm'ing me but is too pussy to tell me who they are...they are going to be in some hot water if they think they can discipline me without bill dozer and SBR John's authorization... show yourself mod!
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06-23-09, 06:08 PM
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Aston Villa
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro
onner, i don't think you should go to this bash.. these guys are out to get you.. onner buddy, i worry for your safety.. we might need to have 2 bodyguards around you 24/7 for your safety.. onner, i won't be there to protect you, sorry..
onner, give me a few minutes to look for an agency that can arrange 2 bodyguards for you around the clock.. onner, you might need it.. onner, you cannot go alone to this bash.. i worry for your safety.. onner, don't ever leave the casino alone. make sure you are alwasy visible for the camera there.. onner, we don't want anything bad to happen to you.. onner, these guys here are out to get you in vegas, mark my words..
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How can you protect him? You can't run 100 feet to your truck without calling 911 you unhealthy piece of lard.
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Dr. Bob is a square
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06-23-09, 06:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bread
I have a good idea.
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06-23-09, 06:09 PM
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escarbajo negro
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Quote:
Originally Posted by onthewhat
Nicky I think it is your fault that these guys hate me
Nicky if you were not a professional gambler these guys would not have a problem
Nicky I am holding you responsible if something happens
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Not really.
I'd buy Nicky a beer at least. |
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06-23-09, 06:09 PM
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WillyBee +12
SBR John -12
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06-23-09, 06:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by onthewhat
Nicky I will be fine
Bunch of internet tough guys is all it is
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You may well be right. If I were you though, I would keep 2 facts in mind:
1) You're in the presence of rowdy drunkards
2) Two of you don't add up to one of them. In fact, you're outweighed by most cocktail waitresses. |
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06-23-09, 06:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bread
I have a good idea.
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06-23-09, 06:13 PM
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escarbajo negro
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matty are you going to the bash?
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06-23-09, 06:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Rain
You may well be right. If I were you though, I would keep 2 facts in mind:
1) You're in the presence of rowdy drunkards
2) Two of you don't add up to one of them. In fact, you're outweighed by most cocktail waitresses.
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Don't underestimate him Matty, he's got Venditto in his corner. |
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06-23-09, 06:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by durito
matty are you going to the bash?
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I am sir.  Will already be in Vegas waiting for you all week. |
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06-23-09, 06:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by onthewhat
Nicky I think it is your fault that these guys hate me
Nicky if you were not a professional gambler these guys would not have a problem
Nicky I am holding you responsible if something happens
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onner, seems like you've been the professional gambler lately, not me.. you are 2-0 in your last 2 games vs me.. i don't think i can beat you anymore.. i am throwing in the towel.. esp if it's national tv games, where you are tough to beat. this is your forte.
durito,
thanks for the free beer offer, but NO WAY i am accepting any beer from you or your 3 other posses.. i don't trust you.. you might spit in my beer the 1st time i turn my head.. i am NOT taking that chance... this would be a great way for all of you to get even with me.. i know you boys all hate Nicky Santoro, and no way are you getting that chance to spit in my beer.. so i will pass on the beer.. thanks..  |
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06-23-09, 06:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by durito
Which poster ends up naked tied to a flag pole?
Onethewhat -2000
Field +1800
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How are we going to tell which one is the pole and which one is OTW if they are side by side?  |
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06-23-09, 06:19 PM
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Nicky, by the way, I have a t-shirt you need to sign for onner. Smoked meat on me when you decide to get off your computer chair - make a kid happy, Nicky:
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06-23-09, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by payingthejuice
How are we going to tell which one is the pole and which one is OTW if they are side by side? |
Because the pole won't have 'NICKAY' written on its forehead and buttocks. |
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