06-23-09, 12:17 AM
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Falcons UNDER 54
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Teela's Dating Contest
I have taken it upon myself to find Teela a good man. Since she will be at the bash, I am asking any decent suitors to write a reason explaining why they deserve a shot of extreme bliss with the reigning queen of SBR. The winner (chosen by me) will get an all expense paid drink (your choice) with Teela (chaperoned by me of course). I look forward to reading your reasons boys (and girls).
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"Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist."
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06-23-09, 12:25 AM
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Casper,
You have to offer a photo of Teela if you want good essays.
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06-23-09, 12:28 AM
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Ready for NCAA Hoops
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me and teela have a date planned. I have a two for 1 buffet coupon. I plan on romancing her in front of the salad bar
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Originally Posted by raydog;
iwinyourmoney once said that he would leave his trailer girl, his engaged sex freak and chick he suspected of having a dick, just for one night with hannah.
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06-23-09, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Justin7
Casper,
You have to offer a photo of Teela if you want good essays.
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Doesn't her avatar speak for itself?
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"Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist."
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06-23-09, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Casperwaits
Doesn't her avatar speak for itself?
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06-23-09, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Pecos Bill
shes 50.
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Not quite kiddo. Not quite.
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06-23-09, 12:37 AM
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I bet she has a man.
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06-23-09, 12:39 AM
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I'm bringing a friend maybe I think he be excellent for Teela, plans discussions for bringing pistons fan with Big AL are under way
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06-23-09, 12:39 AM
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duece is right, or a tranny
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06-23-09, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Chi_archie
I'm bringing a friend maybe I think he be excellent for Teela, plans discussions for bringing pistons fan with Big AL are under way
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You bringing the teacher?
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06-23-09, 12:47 AM
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yeah the one from the videos.... she's gonna be in cali, so we are trying to get her to fly into vegas for a night or two
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06-23-09, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Chi_archie
yeah the one from the videos.... she's gonna be in cali, so we are trying to get her to fly into vegas for a night or two
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Sweet. very sweet. I will have surprise waiting as well. Happy to see you are definately going to the bash. 
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06-23-09, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by wtf
duece is right, or a tranny
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If Teela is a tranny, call me a hidden dick hopeless romantic.
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06-23-09, 12:49 AM
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Is she Asian ????
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06-23-09, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by payingthejuice
Is she Asian ????
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No, shes a ginger  |
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06-23-09, 01:12 AM
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the meaning of harm
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It be nice if Teela made an appearance in this thread and did something to inspire us.
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bird bird da bird's da word
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06-23-09, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Casperwaits
I have taken it upon myself to find Teela a good man. Since she will be at the bash, I am asking any decent suitors to write a reason explaining why they deserve a shot of extreme bliss with the reigning queen of SBR. The winner (chosen by me) will get an all expense paid drink (your choice) with Teela (chaperoned by me of course). I look forward to reading your reasons boys (and girls).
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alright, why should I be the one choosed for the date with Teela. Ok.
First of all, UNlike many men on this forum and in the world, I AM NOT CREAPY! I will NOT MAKE TEELA FEEL UNCOMFROTABLE OR AWKWARED, I will LISTEN to what she has to say. I will do things like ASK HER HOW SHE IS ENJOYING THE BASH, and also do nice things such as compilement her that she is BEAUTIFUL and ask her if she would like more ice.
These are the EXACT SAME THINGS that the socalled "good guys" of SBR such as Chi-Archies and Wiliie Bee and Bread do for there women. I WILL DO THESE THINGS FOR TEELA ON ARE DATE.
Also she needs a real man and as of course we all know. I have personaly been with porta rican women who live around wear I live, and trust me if you cannot be a real man with those Porta rican women will not talk to you for 2 seconds. I have learned and practised with them and by now, well I will not say I am gods gift to women but I will say I know how to handle a woman and know how to treat them.
Also their is a lot more to me so if you want to know more just ask.
Last edited by The HG; 06-23-09 at 01:33 AM..
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06-23-09, 01:21 AM
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Maybe if you spell Creepy, Awkward and Puerto Rican correctly, you can impress her with your intelligence!
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06-23-09, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Casperwaits
If Teela is a tranny, call me a hidden dick hopeless romantic.
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LOL, I dont think she's a tranny. Go for it Casper. Ill have to look for a hooker. 
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06-23-09, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by TheIntegrityKid
Maybe if you spell Creepy, Awkward and Puerto Rican correctly, you can impress her with your intelligence!
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm
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Originally Posted by pags11
SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
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Originally Posted by BuddyBear
I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
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Originally Posted by curious
taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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06-23-09, 02:07 AM
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the meaning of harm
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This is all part of Casper's very twisted self debasing plan to woo Teela. Just ask her nice. Say:
Teela, I've been with dozens of women. All of whom have treated me badly and I've been forced to write pitiful prose and poems. But you, you are somehow my one and only desire.
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06-23-09, 07:25 AM
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Teela is into anal. Thought that might help with some of you guys' motivation here.
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Originally Posted by pags11
there is some damn mod who keeps pm'ing me but is too pussy to tell me who they are...they are going to be in some hot water if they think they can discipline me without bill dozer and SBR John's authorization... show yourself mod!
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06-23-09, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Bread
Teela is into anal. Thought that might help with some of you guys' motivation here.
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 I did anal once (hetero/top, thanks for asking) and it felt like a disappointing substitute for the real thing. And there's that ever-present sense of danger and suspense... will I pull out clean?
No thanks, already got enough stress when I bet the Nats.  |
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06-23-09, 07:57 AM
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I'm not into it either but I know many guys are...so I'm just trying to help Tella out here.
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Originally Posted by pags11
there is some damn mod who keeps pm'ing me but is too pussy to tell me who they are...they are going to be in some hot water if they think they can discipline me without bill dozer and SBR John's authorization... show yourself mod!
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06-23-09, 08:02 AM
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I just saw a couple pics of Teela. If we're allowed the use of a rubbery apparatus of some kind, consider yourself rivaled, Casper.
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06-23-09, 08:07 AM
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This poster passes
I only fuk girls 20-25
sorry
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06-23-09, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by reno cool
This is all part of Casper's very twisted self debasing plan to woo Teela. Just ask her nice. Say:
Teela, I've been with dozens of women. All of whom have treated me badly and I've been forced to write pitiful prose and poems. But you, you are somehow my one and only desire.
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Alas, I have no hidden agenda. I will have someone flying out of Burbank to attend the bash with me. Teela is a friend that deserves the love and compassion of a true gentleman. HG may have broken English, but I like his style. He is in the lead so far.
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06-23-09, 08:41 AM
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not real
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Wow. This is an interesting thread.
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06-23-09, 06:48 PM
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I had a dream I was a Venezuelan jockey, Only a dream  |
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06-23-09, 06:50 PM
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not real
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06-23-09, 06:51 PM
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I want pucks
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I am in
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06-23-09, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Minkus
I am in
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06-23-09, 07:15 PM
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I want pucks
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dont worry "dr" ill be back with reasons....
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06-23-09, 07:19 PM
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SBR Dickhead
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Is this contest free? If so, Shanty will enter it.
And when he does not win, he will report scam Casperwaits thief for bookies! Admin be noted.!
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Originally Posted by pags11
there is some damn mod who keeps pm'ing me but is too pussy to tell me who they are...they are going to be in some hot water if they think they can discipline me without bill dozer and SBR John's authorization... show yourself mod!
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06-23-09, 07:45 PM
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This thread needs some Teela bikini pictures.
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