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Old 06-19-09, 12:25 AM   #1
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I wanted to conduct an experiment since I'm going bald myself. I have a long way to go though before I get to where JJ is at. This is what keeps me going every day. I'm trying to convince myself that bald is beautiful...which we all know it's a goddamn lie...but f\*\*k you, douches.

Anyway, I put up both of these stills on HotOrNot.com

Which will get rated higher? And can you guess the average rating he'll have for each one? They rate 1 through 10.

Just so you have an idea of what people are rated on the site. Here's 3 examples.


This douche was rated 8.4



This douche was rated 8.7



This douche was rated 7.5
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Old 06-19-09, 12:34 AM   #2
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JJ looks creepy with the rug... so without it, is my vote
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Old 06-19-09, 12:35 AM   #3
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JJ definitely cannot pull off the bald look. He clowns around in the vids ala chrome dome, but chances are good he doesn't appear in public without his furry companion resting uptop.
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Old 06-19-09, 12:35 AM   #4
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You can tell its a rug when he wears it, so it looks quite funny.

So I would say without.
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Old 06-19-09, 12:54 AM   #5
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JJ definitely cannot pull off the bald look. He clowns around in the vids ala chrome dome, but chances are good he doesn't appear in public without his furry companion resting uptop.
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Old 06-19-09, 01:00 AM   #6
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the guy in the 2nd pic (non jj) looks like an older pecos... well, judging by that pic he used to have up
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Old 06-19-09, 01:02 AM   #7
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I think JJ looks decent either way.... I like his vids more when he is bald though... without the rug he gets into a more dramatic, down and dirty character...... its more interesting
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Old 06-19-09, 01:13 AM   #8
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I think a good over/under for the rug picture would be 7.9

And without the rug would be 7.5
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Old 06-19-09, 01:48 AM   #9
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whys everybody rated so high, wierd ass site
and whats the score for him
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Old 06-19-09, 01:51 AM   #10
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whys everybody rated so high, wierd ass site
and whats the score for him
Yeah, tell me about it. Those douches aren't an 8.

There's not enough data for him, yet.
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Old 06-19-09, 01:52 AM   #11
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The first guy looks like Chuck Norris lost weight and survived cancer. The second one looks like my ***** Pecos. And the third guy looks like he should be playing Dungeons and Dragons.
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Old 06-19-09, 02:37 AM   #12
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Update on JJ with a rug:

11 people have rated him so far...8

You are hotter than 78%
of men on this site!
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Old 06-19-09, 02:52 AM   #13
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this is a crazy site. i kid you not. i just went there.. this is what i got after only 4 pics i looked at..

NO JOKE..


this 86 yr old guy here got 8.6 with 3,000 votes.





This 75 yr old guy here got 9.9 with 70,000 votes.. NO JOKE..




This hells angels guy got 8.4.. LOL




and then i saw a young stud with a 6 pack get only 7.1 with over 2500 votes...

something is not right here..
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Old 06-19-09, 02:57 AM   #14
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maybe people are just picking the worst people cuz they expect everyone to go for the hotties

and so they are rebelling and rating everyone high

or maybe they like Positive Energy... hahahahahhaa
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Old 06-19-09, 03:04 AM   #15
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LMAO I remember when I used to "rate" people a long time ago on that website. I'd give all the ugly fat girl's a 10...and would give all the pretty girls a one. I figured a fat girl needed more of a lift.
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Old 06-19-09, 03:05 AM   #16
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this is a crazy site.
What are you saying, Nicky? That JJ isn't an 8?
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Old 06-19-09, 03:07 AM   #17
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jj is better than an 8.. jj is a 9+
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Old 06-19-09, 03:11 AM   #18
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also, to me, jj looks better with the rug. that rug is good on him and he looks 15 yrs younger with it on..

the bald look is more for the mature businessman look.
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also, to me, jj looks better with the rug. that rug is good on him and he looks 15 yrs younger with it on..

the bald look is more for the mature businessman look.

oh so now jj isnt a mature businessman? lol

well, based on his vids, the guy is a freakin comedian!
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Old 06-19-09, 03:14 AM   #20
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dude... imagine if JJ got paid 5 cents for every time we watched one of his vids...

tell me you guys wouldnt plunk down a lil nickel to see his vids....

jj missing out on a gold mine...
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Old 06-19-09, 03:15 AM   #21
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I'm jealous of JJ. I want to be completely bald now. You two have convinced me.

I can slap a rug on and be 15 years younger. And I can take it off and be a mature business man.
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Old 06-19-09, 03:17 AM   #22
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dude... imagine if JJ got paid 5 cents for every time we watched one of his vids...

tell me you guys wouldnt plunk down a lil nickel to see his vids....

jj missing out on a gold mine...
I'd pay that man 10 cents for every 2 minutes of his video.
Only about 7 cents with the rug off, though.

I'd pay up to a dollar a minute to see him dance though. That's hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious!
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Old 06-19-09, 03:18 AM   #23
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jj would score a milf if he left the house bald

but if JJ went out with the rug on, he can score a girl in her late 20's..


jj's weapon is his rug.. sometimes it doesn't look real when he doesnt maintain it properly. but if he does and washes it, sprays it, brushes it good.. it looks very natural.. i've seen jj's rug look very artificial at times, but i have seen some vids of his where his rug looked so natural..

he needs to take care of it and not slack off.. nothing worse than a rug that looks fake.. it can really hurt you with the women..
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I'd pay that man 10 cents for every 2 minutes of his video.
Only about 7 cents with the rug off, though.

I'd pay up to a dollar a minute to see him dance though. That's hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious!

jj to open his own gentleman's club?
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jj would score a milf if he left the house bald

but if JJ went out with the rug on, he can score a girl in her late 20's..


jj's weapon is his rug.. sometimes it doesn't look real when he doesnt maintain it properly. but if he does and washes it, sprays it, brushes it good.. it looks very natural.. i've seen jj's rug look very artificial at times, but i have seen some vids of his where his rug looked so natural..

he needs to take care of it and not slack off.. nothing worse than a rug that looks fake.. it can really hurt you with the women..

idk nicky, im thinking maybe jj's fake looking rug will endear him to women..

cuz i mean, after all, women will prob be like.... "aww, how cute? he is making an effort even tho it's noticeable that his hair is fake"

women are all about that effort shit... dont underestimate him being able to 'get away' with it looking fake...
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jj would score a milf if he left the house bald

but if JJ went out with the rug on, he can score a girl in her late 20's..

jj's weapon is his rug.. sometimes it doesn't look real when he doesnt maintain it properly. but if he does and washes it, sprays it, brushes it good.. it looks very natural.. i've seen jj's rug look very artificial at times, but i have seen some vids of his where his rug looked so natural..

he needs to take care of it and not slack off.. nothing worse than a rug that looks fake.. it can really hurt you with the women..
I've seen some videos where you can see JJ's rug flapping around. You don't know who the hell is talking in the video.

Yeah, women hate the crappy rugs. They also hate that men wear rugs in general - they'd prefer you just admit you're bald and be bald - according to a poll I read.

Which I find hilarious since it's coming from women. These bitches put on make up, have tit lifters, fake nails, pumps to make them taller, etc. Yet they want the men to be real? Suck a dick!
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Old 06-19-09, 03:27 AM   #27
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I'll say with, just because it creeps me out the way he plays with/scratches his bald head during his videos. Not sure why. Just seeing someone play with their bald spot doesn't sit right with me haha.
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jj to open his own gentleman's club?
He can call it Michael Jack Corbin's Golden T.D's


Think about the TD part
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Old 06-19-09, 06:41 AM   #29
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I itch my head you fuks when the rug is off because of the glue.

Ask Nicky about the "itch"

If I put a cool damp cloth on my head after my rug is ripped off it eases the pain and itch.

I think if I shaved my head and got a tan I would look ok without rug

When I maintain my rug I look devasting and like 29

Solid thread though
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Old 06-19-09, 08:39 AM   #30
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JJ could pass for 30-35 with rug on, with out he looks 45+
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Old 06-19-09, 08:55 AM   #31
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Only so many ways you can polish a turd.
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Old 06-19-09, 09:18 AM   #32
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Shave your head JJ. Think of all the money saving for gambling by not going to the salon.
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jj looks like a toole without that smelly, filthy, unwashed dead animal on forehead

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Old 06-19-09, 09:29 AM   #34
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