06-17-09, 12:23 AM
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Hey guys i need a good lie.
I need a good lie to tell my parents to loan me $500.Any ideas?
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06-17-09, 12:24 AM
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Tell them you need 5 hugs.
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06-17-09, 12:27 AM
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Money on hold at bank and you need cash to prevent a cheque from bouncing.
You lent $500 to a degenerate gambling piece of shit and he hasn't paid you back - so now you need $500 to pay your rent.
You lost $500 tailing CrazyL and need it to eat. Oh wait, you wanted a lie.
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Secondly sex is way overrated, I have peeped in on people and it seems kind of boring
Porn is an act and not the same as the real thing
Bread I rather throw my 2.5" pole in the water and catch fish and not pussy
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06-17-09, 12:28 AM
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Tell them you got a photo ticket in L.A. $500 is the truth.
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06-17-09, 12:29 AM
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06-17-09, 12:30 AM
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Tell them you have cancer and want a trip to Disneyworld before you die. When you don't die tell them you're in remission. Tell them the cancer's back every two years after that, it's a good out in an emergency.
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06-17-09, 12:30 AM
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Tell em you were sellin coke and your guy fronted you but you sniffed it all and owe him 500 before him and his gang kill you. Actually they might rather that happen. lol.
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06-17-09, 12:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mathdotcom
Money on hold at bank and you need cash to prevent a cheque from bouncing.
You lent $500 to a degenerate gambling piece of shit and he hasn't paid you back - so now you need $500 to pay your rent.
You lost $500 tailing CrazyL and need it to eat. Oh wait, you wanted a lie.
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They know i dont have a bank account and i live at home so i dont have rent. |
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06-17-09, 12:31 AM
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I want pucks
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Tell them you are starting a business.
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06-17-09, 12:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pecos Bill
They know i dont have a bank account and i live at home so i dont have rent.
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You ruined it. I said do it after.
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06-17-09, 12:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by exstatman
Tell them you got a photo ticket in L.A. $500 is the truth.
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They cost $500 in L.A.? HOT DIGGITY DAMN!  |
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06-17-09, 01:37 AM
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SBR Picks 1st Inaugural 128 Man Champion
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how old is this kid? he said he was driving back from college and hes snuggled with women but his parents blelieve he dosent have a bank account? have u never worked in your life? what kind of 18-22 yr old dosent have a bank account? i had one when i was 5.
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Although life is complicated it's only what you make it to be.
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06-17-09, 01:56 AM
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Tell them you need the $500 for the down payment on your sex-change operation.
Wait, you said you needed a lie.
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06-17-09, 02:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by payingthejuice
Tell them you need the $500 for the down payment on your sex-change operation.
Wait, you said you needed a lie.
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Or tell them you FELL IN LOVE with his asian girl but since she is ptj's lady, you can't really be with her but for 500 bucks he will let you suck his cock after it's been in her pussy
that isn't a lie, but they will prob give ya the money for that!
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06-17-09, 02:02 AM
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10/8 parlay GB/N.O ML 30/11
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Tell them you are a loser...and need $500 to lose...win some money gambling.... I crossed out the truth for you...so it is a lie...
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06-17-09, 02:02 AM
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what are you fukking 12?
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Originally Posted by Pecos Bill
They know i dont have a bank account and i live at home so i dont have rent.
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The call to rise and strike,
For Notre Dame men are winning,
When Notre Dame hears hike, hike, hike
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06-17-09, 02:39 AM
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Tell them ur a drug addict, it works for me |
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06-17-09, 02:40 AM
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God bless Drugs.
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06-17-09, 02:52 AM
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ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!
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Tell them you have a date and that her family has money. Tell them she is looking much better after all the surgeries and you can barely tell she has a hump. You want to make a good impression. Get the money, get all dressed up and go sit in a park for a few hours. Then tell them she said she could do better.
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06-17-09, 02:56 AM
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You should have your own talk show, Nina.
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06-17-09, 03:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pecos Bill
I need a good lie to tell my parents to loan me $500.Any ideas?
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Bill, can you act?........if yes, this should work, if your mom does indeed care about you.
PART 1...... THE SETUP
Get a friend to punch you in the head a few times, kick you in the mid section, have him give you a few small cuts with a razor blade(not to deep).rip some clothing, not making it to obvious, pour a bit of ggasoline on your self, then
PART 2.....THE ACT
When you know mom is home alone, you stumble and stager into your hut, all bloodied and beaten,as you approch her the smell of the gas,will throw her off balance,when you finally meet, you give her a strong hug and feed her this.
Part...3...THE CLOSE
Mom, you know ive been depressed for a few months, (at this point TEARS will help). the reason being is i owe these bad guys money, you tell her 5k, they grabed you off the street today and gave you a little beating, and told you they want $500 within 48 hours or your sister is next.explain to her that they said the $500 will clear the whole debt, mom i beg of you can i borrow the 500, ill pay you back in a month.
That should do it, if not my next bit of advice would be to wait for poster Brock Landers to return.
Contact him,Apperantly hes a pro at getting cash out of parents, $500 is peanuts to him.
GL trying to screw your mom out of a nickle. |
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06-17-09, 03:30 AM
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LOL Sick
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06-17-09, 03:42 AM
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ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by KingRevolver
You should have your own talk show, Nina.
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Thank you King. |
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06-17-09, 05:37 AM
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SBR File Clerk
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Pecos, think you left a letter out of your thread title. Life, you need a good life.
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But you have to remember that a worm...with very few exceptions...is not a human being.
- - - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
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06-17-09, 08:36 AM
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WHO DAT
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Pecos..tell your mom that you'll fukk her in the ass for the $500...you would like that right????
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06-17-09, 10:42 AM
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SBR Resident Drunk
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if you want something that might actually work...tell them you chipped a tooth and have to go to the dentist to get it fixed..that is actually believable
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06-17-09, 02:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by L2Gunz
Pecos..tell your mom that you'll fukk her in the ass for the $500...you would like that right????
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after all, according to Pecos, an ass is an ass!
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06-17-09, 02:40 PM
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WHO DAT
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Originally Posted by AMBlai01
if you want something that might actually work...tell them you chipped a tooth and have to go to the dentist to get it fixed..that is actually believable
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well he lives w/ his mom..and if he approaches her WITHOUT a chipped tooth...dont think this idea will work...just tell your mom that your horny and wanna go to the nearest BlueOyster to fukk some random dude in the ass, then suck your own cock while thinkin about your retarted friend that is not asain while having thoughts of girls creaming...tell her the truth Pecos!!!
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Sammy's To Do List:
Snitch...check
Stiff...check
Attention Whore...check
SBRpoints moocher...check
Post daily losers...check
Suck off his friend for BDay...check
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06-17-09, 02:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by L2Gunz
well he lives w/ his mom..and if he approaches her WITHOUT a chipped tooth...dont think this idea will work...just tell your mom that your horny and wanna go to the nearest BlueOyster to fukk some random dude in the ass, then suck your own cock while thinkin about your retarted friend that is not asain while having thoughts of girls creaming...tell her the truth Pecos!!!
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L2 for POTM 
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06-17-09, 02:46 PM
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WHO DAT
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Originally Posted by TheIntegrityKid
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no way dude...i have too many enemies on here to receive such an award to this magnitude...it's all yours Kid!!!!
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Sammy's To Do List:
Snitch...check
Stiff...check
Attention Whore...check
SBRpoints moocher...check
Post daily losers...check
Suck off his friend for BDay...check
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06-17-09, 02:47 PM
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Tell me a lie that you aren't a ghost! Hopefully tell your parents one that is as good as when they told you last month that if they went back in time, abortion would never have crossed their minds? I damn hope you are a ghost, but would SBR really want this kind of attention? Good luck with yourself whoever you are?
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06-17-09, 02:48 PM
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WHO DAT
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Originally Posted by MrMonkey
Tell me a lie that you aren't a ghost! Hopefully tell your parents one that is as good as when they told you last month that if they went back in time, abortion would never have crossed their minds? I damn hope you are a ghost, but would SBR really want this kind of attention? Good luck with yourself whoever you are?
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Sammy's To Do List:
Snitch...check
Stiff...check
Attention Whore...check
SBRpoints moocher...check
Post daily losers...check
Suck off his friend for BDay...check
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06-17-09, 02:54 PM
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Good lie? Live at home...no expenses to speak of?...get a job...any job...good grief.
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06-17-09, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by L2Gunz
no way dude...i have too many enemies on here to receive such an award to this magnitude...it's all yours Kid!!!!
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you are funny as fukkk tho!
i vote for you, enemies be damned!!
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06-17-09, 03:18 PM
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Be honest
Say you lost it gambling and bookie wants his money
Make it easy Son
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