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Old 06-16-09, 07:27 PM   #1
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Default Breaking News: Brock Landers Taped Video

I called him up tonight and watch the video

I feel bad here because I was not suppose to tape it, the kid will never talk to me again.

I feel it was my duty to post and teach all the young guys what gambling does.

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Old 06-16-09, 07:29 PM   #2
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Old 06-16-09, 07:30 PM   #3
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thats not Brock's voice
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Old 06-16-09, 07:34 PM   #4
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crock of shit.

Brock will never lose.
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Old 06-16-09, 07:35 PM   #5
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That is Brock, that is the exact music in his vids too

I will show call logs if Brock lets me

Fuk...........Bread this is you in 6 months
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Old 06-16-09, 07:37 PM   #6
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thats classic watching jj laugh when brock told him his wife left him and laughed more when he said he lost his job. nice try jj. how long did it take you two nitwits to devise this scheme?
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Old 06-16-09, 07:38 PM   #7
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Brock got buried
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Old 06-16-09, 07:38 PM   #8
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Old 06-16-09, 07:39 PM   #9
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He said he needed a friend? Unreal, Jesus Christ... I am at a loss for words.
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Old 06-16-09, 07:44 PM   #10
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It's a taped video guys. I hate to see an untaped video from JJ "Woody Allen" Gold.
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Old 06-16-09, 07:48 PM   #11
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lol

jj, ur a funny man.
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Old 06-16-09, 08:28 PM   #12
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NO NO!! I'm not video taping anything.

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Old 06-16-09, 09:08 PM   #13
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wow, that really was him.. that sounded exactly like brock landers.. poor kid, he really did go broke.. good job, jj. great detective work. i don't know how you pulled off getting the real brock landers on the phone..

hard to believe a guy that was able to know that CIN would go over 9.5 would go broke. i still don't know how he was able to know this..

good luck, brocker.. i'm sure you'll be back again soon..
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Old 06-16-09, 09:11 PM   #14
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Did you hear him telling his kid to leave the room? Poor lad, it's sad what gambling can do to an addict.
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Old 06-16-09, 09:12 PM   #15
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Fvckin a'
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Old 06-16-09, 09:18 PM   #16
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its sad really.....Brock lost it all. its not even funny anymore.
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Old 06-16-09, 09:26 PM   #17
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hes lost 3 grand and hes buried? he won 7500? wow that's like what anyone with a decent job makes a month. shows how much of a professional gambler he was. what a low life, i had that bankroll since i was 16 working lol,
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Old 06-16-09, 09:28 PM   #18
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he may have hit rock bottom.
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Old 06-16-09, 09:28 PM   #19
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not Brock, but
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Old 06-16-09, 09:32 PM   #20
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This is the worst video of JJ since the one before this one.
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wow, that really was him.. that sounded exactly like brock landers.. poor kid, he really did go broke.. good job, jj. great detective work. i don't know how you pulled off getting the real brock landers on the phone..

hard to believe a guy that was able to know that CIN would go over 9.5 would go broke. i still don't know how he was able to know this..

good luck, brocker.. i'm sure you'll be back again soon..
Nicky I had to do this. I am actually helping Brock long term. I feel bad for the kid but he still is a pro gambler. He is one of the top 10 sharpest handicappers on this board and does his homework. I have always said Brock gets in trouble with money management and not picking winners.
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Old 06-16-09, 10:31 PM   #22
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Yeah JJ...Brock needs advice from you...You are a steady gambler...Not only you lose every day but you always lose the same amount...I admire your discipline...Aiming for -$25,000 in year losses $100 at a time.
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Paver what makes this video is that it was authentic.

Paver I have more discipline than anyone on board
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Old 06-16-09, 10:43 PM   #24
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Let me summarize your day JJ:

You woke up at 6:00 am. You made a few posts while on the crapper with your laptop. Then you went to the electrician license exam where you bribed the examiner. Then you went to the track betting horses. Then you came back and made some bets on your spreadsheet for your daily -$500 loss. Then you called Brock and made a video. Then you made a video about Pecos Bill. Then you posted again here.

You are the most interesting man in the world. What did I miss?
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Old 06-16-09, 10:46 PM   #25
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Let me summarize your day JJ:

You woke up at 6:00 am. You made a few posts while on the crapper with your laptop. Then you went to the electrician license exam where you bribed the examiner. Then you went to the track betting horses. Then you came back and made some bets on your spreadsheet for your daily -$500 loss. Then you called Brock and made a video. Then you made a video about Pecos Bill. Then you posted again here.

You are the most interesting man in the world. What did I miss?

I am very interesting and well rounded Paver, went to Diner tonight with 8 guys also and talked over player personnel for the upcoming football season.
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Old 06-16-09, 10:53 PM   #26
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why cant i see the video not coming up for me....Feel bad for the guy if this is true
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Old 06-16-09, 10:55 PM   #27
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Why you laughing JJ at the man's troubles. I remember once Nicky had a video about how one's "friends" are "happy" when you lose bit this is wrong. How much money have you lost JJ? I am pretty sure that lifetime you're one of the biggest ( dollar amount ) losers on this forum.
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Old 06-16-09, 11:00 PM   #28
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I am not sure that is Brock's voice. Regardless, even if this is one of JJ's fake videos. It's not cool. What do think Nicky?
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Old 06-16-09, 11:01 PM   #29
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success I know it was not funny but could not help it

Hopefully Brock turns it around
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Old 06-16-09, 11:05 PM   #30
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ummmm....that kinda sounds like Bread on the end of the line....I swear that is Bread. JJ and Bread are up to somethinghere...
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Old 06-16-09, 11:18 PM   #31
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I thought it was Brock. Don't think he can make one up so authentic sounding. Compare this with the sslp message from yesterday. Big difference.
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Old 06-16-09, 11:37 PM   #32
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I don't think it's Brock.
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Old 06-17-09, 12:02 AM   #33
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JJ...do you do parlays man? You should join our P.E.P. thread tomorrow...We hit our first parlay today...

And we are 8 of 11 picks overall... we could def use the coach in there to mix it up with us

Sorry if you're not interested, I'm just excited that my crew pulled this out...
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ummmm....that kinda sounds like Bread on the end of the line....I swear that is Bread. JJ and Bread are up to somethinghere...
Impossible.
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Old 06-17-09, 06:09 AM   #35
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I have rarely talked to Bread since he started posting here

It is Brock

Integrity no parlays for me, I have trouble picking one winner
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