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Old 10-16-06, 05:22 PM   #1
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I do not know who else to ask here, I need $15,000 to bail me out of gambling debts and pay all my bills. I am not asking for the money but basically a loan. I will pay you back $350 a month until I get back on my feet. I heard your a solid guy and do not want to do this privately in a message. I will work with you and if you want I might be able to use my parents house as collateral, your attroneys can work out the legal issues of this.

I am a Hall of Fame Poster worldwide so expect you to consider this request. My contact details are on myspace.com. SBR John I would not ask unless I really needed it. I will sign a contract also that I will never again make a sports bet until the debt is paid and will surrender everyone of my accounts to you. How about this Ace, my $10,000 mink is now yours and will ship it to you Fed-Ex tomorrow.. I cannot sell it because of the memories but you can do what you like with it.


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Old 10-16-06, 05:30 PM   #2
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Damn coach! I know you had a bad streak of luck, but I didn't think it was that bad.
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Old 10-16-06, 05:31 PM   #3
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LMFAO
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Old 10-16-06, 05:34 PM   #4
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Icer no joke here, I got buried since around Sept 20th, I was 4-1 yesterday but it did not dent me.
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Old 10-16-06, 05:48 PM   #5
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Shouldn't there be an additional stipulation that none of the $15k is spent on whores or outdated computers.
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Old 10-16-06, 05:49 PM   #6
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Give me a call, JJ. I'll put you on the payroll, and you can keep your mink. John will juice you like some fresh fruit and then he'll take your Mom's house after he breaks your kneecaps.
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Old 10-16-06, 05:53 PM   #7
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icer whats your number?

Send it to me pm
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Old 10-16-06, 06:02 PM   #8
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Its been a tough year JJ, keep your head up. I might be in a better position to float you a loan if I had not gone 1-3 this past week. Let me see if I can get back on my feet this week.
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Old 10-16-06, 06:05 PM   #9
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Do the honorable thing.

Rob a bank.
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Old 10-16-06, 06:06 PM   #10
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Johnny get this, I have a woman loan shark on my back. I do not use men anymore for that as they pressure you too much for the cash. This woman though is pretty tough and came over today demanding $200 and I gave it to her. I think Newark is the only City that has woman loan sharks. We have it all here.

I can fax over the the agreement about my parents house as collateral, totally legal too. The names on the document are blury but dont worry about that.
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Old 10-16-06, 06:08 PM   #11
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Old 10-16-06, 06:12 PM   #12
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I can fax over the the agreement about my parents house as collateral, totally legal too. The names on the document are blury but dont worry about that.




You sure it's not a bridge?
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Old 10-16-06, 06:17 PM   #13
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icer whats your number?

Send it to me pm
Sent.

This could work out well. I've been looking for an assistant.

I don't want to hear Jersey stories all damn day long, though. We've got work to do. You might be too busy to keep up with your posting, but it's time for you to pay the bills and SBR isn't going to keep that sheshark off your ass.
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Old 10-16-06, 06:21 PM   #14
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Be back in about 1 hr and 30 minutes

Going to run sprints on Raymond Blvd, you clowns are lazy. I am going out to work out.
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Old 10-16-06, 06:22 PM   #15
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What kind of business you in isetcap?
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Old 10-16-06, 06:29 PM   #16
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What kind of business you in isetcap?
I'm betting my life away, role. Literally.
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Old 10-16-06, 06:54 PM   #17
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Thanks coach I needed a good laugh to get me thru the last hour and a half of work.

who you got tonight jj
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Old 10-16-06, 07:46 PM   #18
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What we should do is open a Fade Service with JJ & John. I think we could make the 15 dimes you need pretty quick. Might even be able to sell Micky the idea.
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Old 10-16-06, 07:53 PM   #19
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JJ you should shop around your autobiography to get that money. From what I've read on this forum so far, you've had some pretty interesting experiences.
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Old 10-16-06, 09:04 PM   #20
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it is posts like this that make Frist think he is making this country a better place.

also, learn some bankroll management. jesus.
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Old 10-16-06, 09:09 PM   #21
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Guys lets get one thing straight here, I am a very good bettor. I have hit hard times just like 11 years ago . Gambling is all streaks and al I need is some front money to pay my bills.

If John gives me the money I will sign a contract with him that I will not make a bet until the debt is paid off. What else can I do here? I am really making concessions here.
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Old 10-16-06, 09:09 PM   #22
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I just got done talking to JJ on the phone. I feel like I should apologize to him. I used to think he was just a big joker but after talking to him, I get the impression that he may really be in trouble.

One thing I know for sure is that he is really OLD. It's a very sad situation...To be 74 years old and going through life saddled with the troubles he's having. I don't know what I'd do.

Keep your head up, JJ. Maybe John will give you a break on your debt. I don't think I'll be able to use your services myself. Somebody will give you a chance.
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Old 10-16-06, 11:24 PM   #23
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Everytime anyone is in New Jersey, make sure to throw all of your pop cans out the car window. JJ can get it all back a nickel at a time.

JJ, what do you really want to do?
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Guys lets get one thing straight here, I am a very good bettor. I have hit hard times just like 11 years ago . Gambling is all streaks and al I need is some front money to pay my bills.

If John gives me the money I will sign a contract with him that I will not make a bet until the debt is paid off. What else can I do here? I am really making concessions here.



Situations like this makes me happy that the Gambling bill was passed
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Old 10-17-06, 01:22 AM   #25
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i'm sure your parents won't mind you using their house as collateral........

i hope things turn around for you but i don't think that is a good idea
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Old 10-17-06, 01:25 AM   #26
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i hope things turn around for you...

JJ is a Horse Track Man at heart, been his downfall.
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Old 10-17-06, 01:28 AM   #27
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i went to the dog track once but only for fun

i don't see anyway to handicap horse or dog racing over a prolonged period successfully but i don't know too much about it
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Old 10-17-06, 01:34 AM   #28
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i don't see anyway to handicap horse or dog racing over a prolonged period successfully
The 'take' is way too much to win in the long run.

JJ had a 'system' once, waiting till 1min to post then betting the fav to Show. He used martingale to adjust his bet amounts. He did well but the grind got to him along w/the hookers.
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Old 10-17-06, 01:57 AM   #29
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All the old guys love the track.

The thought of a 74-year old man with some hookers is just sickening. What do you want out of life, JJ? What philosophy directs your path? I'm just very depressed by this entire JJ situation.

And all those polyester minks that had to die...
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Old 10-17-06, 01:57 AM   #30
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JJ had a 'system' once, waiting till 1min to post then betting the fav to Show.
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but at one time that strategy was the only way to beat the races, aside from trading on insider information. I'm pretty positive the markets have corrected by now, but maybe not since humans are still irrational last I checked.
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I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not...
No, I'm not.

That 'system' works 85% of the time. JJ just could NOT pull the trigger on a 3K Show bet after several losses ! Keep in mind his 'girlfriend' would be taking her cut

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Old 10-17-06, 02:19 AM   #32
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The thought of a 74-year old man with some hookers is just sickening...

Wait till you're 74, wont seem so bad.
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Old 10-17-06, 02:24 AM   #33
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Well, when you add in that JJ is only 4'10" and he weighs 310 pounds, maybe that would make you sick, too, Sam.

How can someone so short weigh that much when they're missing a leg and a kidney?

Believe me when I say it, JJ is a wreck of a human being. Ask him, he'll tell you the same.
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Well, when you add in that JJ is only 4'10" and he weighs 310 pounds, maybe that would make you sick, too, Sam...
JJ is a 'sharp' although he has a few weaknesses
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JJ is a 'sharp' although he has a few weaknesses
A few weaknesses?

If Superman were an octopus swimming around in an ocean of liquid kryptonite, JJ would still have more weaknesses.
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