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    Default OT: strange things happen to me all the time

    I am moving every 2 month.. I am pissed off. Now I live with two south American indians, I rented one room in a house - so do they. As you know I have morning right now, so my day/night order is that after night betting I am going to swim to swimming pool. Today when I returned I found some girl/drunken hooker type in my bed. I tried to persuade her to leave my bed: no result. Than came some Indian guy /I have never seen him/ and took her away (with my duvet-I found it later in a hall). Omg... I sitted to my chair checking bets and WTF...the whole chair was full of some hot liquid - I HOPE water.

    Well time to move out, again!

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    Pretty crazy, use some of your gambling money and get out while you can. Either that or start enjoying hookers more.

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    Wow...I had a bird crap on me this morning, but after reading the above I consider myself fortunate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas
    Today when I returned I found some girl/drunken hooker type in my bed. I tried to persuade her to leave my bed: no result.


    200pts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas
    ...I found some girl/drunken hooker type in my bed. I tried to persuade her to leave my bed: no result...
    When that happens, you join the bed with her.

    One of the best posts ever was when Lukas gave us the photos of his apartment. ******* classic!

    I'm going to go find it...

    SBR Founder Join Date: 12/16/2005


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    I was decided to move out, before this funny/absurd/disgusting story (you are lucky that you have not seen the woman). I pay quite good money for the stupid room and my greedy landlady, taht is not able to get lock into my door, sent me twice SMS in the middle of my live bet that I should turn off heating when I leave. This was only cherry on the cake.

    time to get my Neteller ATM card

    PS. I rather do not make photos of this department. It is too much even for Iset - too big spiders and rotten walls. Seriously I will buy some offshore house.

    SBR Founder Join Date: 12/20/2005


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas
    I was decided to move out, before this funny/absurd/disgusting story (you are lucky that you have not seen the woman). I pay quite good money for the stupid room and my greedy landlady, taht is not able to get lock into my door, sent me twice SMS in the middle of my live bet that I should turn off heating when I leave. This was only cherry on the cake.

    time to get my Neteller ATM card

    PS. I rather do not make photos of this department. It is too much even for Iset - too big spiders and rotten walls. Seriously I will buy some offshore house.
    You can stay at my place in Prague. You will only have to live with 2 South Africans and 1 boy from Cameroon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isetcap
    You can stay at my place in Prague. You will only have to live with 2 South Africans and 1 boy from Cameroon.

    Only if you have 5$ for the lock.
    And please, tell your friend that I am going to buy something like this:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpage
    Wow...I had a bird crap on me this morning
    That's one heck of a fetish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacomax
    That's one heck of a fetish.
    Oh man, I hate myself for laughing at Taco's posts. I think I need a doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isetcap
    Oh man, I hate myself for laughing at Taco's posts. I think I need a doctor.
    What do u mean? Taco's a madcap, a modern day King of the one-liners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacomax
    That's one heck of a fetish.
    Hey, I am an "animal lover"

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    It sounds like your neighbours are not exactly the Flanders, Lucas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mudcat
    It sounds like your neighbours are not exactly the Flanders, Lucas.
    Neighbors? They're his roommates.
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    JJ's probably got a room you can rent out cheap in Newark, Lucas. But meet him in Camden first to pick up some scotch before you head to see the new place, ok?

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    Roommates just suck, bottomline.

    Everything always seems to start off well, but eventually the stupid things that people do will start to get on your nerves.

    It works out good financially, but it wears on you mentally.

    Good luck Lucas finding a new place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Money
    Roommates just suck, bottomline.

    Everything always seems to start off well, but eventually the stupid things that people do will start to get on your nerves.

    It works out good financially, but it wears on you mentally.

    Sharp post.

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    Thanks 4 mental support guys,
    I do not know what is better live with some Africa jungle-guy or JJ.

    Seriously, I am considering what is less worse for me: live alone and do not talk for days with anybody or live with roommates, who always suck. I have not financial problem. And I do not want to live with friends because I lost many thru roomating (btw same reason why is not good to sleep/date with friend). The worst thing of all possibilities: live with the owner of the flat.

    I think I am extremely tolerant (not as one girl I remember, who could not stand my style of walking - so I rather left), but I do not want strange persons in my bed. Evidently too much.

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    The way you walk pisses me off, Lucas.

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    I am glad that I do not live with you ISET!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas
    I do not know what is better live with some Africa jungle-guy or JJ.

    Ah yes, the age-old question.

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    what the hell was the hot liquid?...

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