05-25-09, 09:52 AM
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Is This Considered Stalking?
There is a cute girl on Facebook I met at work. I am constantly commenting on her status and when she pops on, I start convo's with her. I also stare at her pics as we converse. I also try to make my status updates congruent to hers leaving room for an unsolicited response. Am I now a stalker? I want to take residence in her labia.
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05-25-09, 09:55 AM
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Fighting for man rights around the globe
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No you are becoming an internet player
Make me proud son
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05-25-09, 09:56 AM
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you talking about teela?
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05-25-09, 09:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RogueJuror
you talking about teela?
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No RJ, a girl I WORK with. This girl is 24 and positively adorable. She likes dogs and margaritas. She lived in Florida, but is living Upstate for the summer. She speaks in complete sentences and she is a B cup with toned tan legs. She also smells like Lilac Wine.
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05-25-09, 10:01 AM
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post a pic of her.
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05-25-09, 10:07 AM
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Bills +6.5
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Here You Go
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"Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist."
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05-25-09, 10:10 AM
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NIce
with the way people people put forth themselves in the internet now a days, i would say that's not stalking
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05-25-09, 10:13 AM
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Drexel
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I would be interested if it was me. Looks like she can fist your prostate with 3 fingers. 
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05-25-09, 10:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavyracer
I would be interested if it was me. Looks like she can fist your prostate with 3 fingers. 
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05-25-09, 10:15 AM
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She gives me a stiffie!
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05-25-09, 10:18 AM
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WHO DAT
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casper, i wouldnt say that is stalking..you see something you like, go after it...my only concern is that she wants to shove 3 in ya stink....are you worried??
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05-25-09, 10:24 AM
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Not stalking, keep working on her and make everyone at SBR proud of you!
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05-25-09, 10:29 AM
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not real
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I've already given my opinion on this. You're an idiot if you don't pursue her.
PS: Slightly stalky, but I'm sure she's being much worse
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05-25-09, 10:37 AM
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SBR Resident Drunk
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You are KINDA stalking her....but if she is excited to talk to you back and once in a while starts a conversation with you then you are golden. You gotta move quick though otherwise she is going to put you in the friend zone and then you have no chance....
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05-25-09, 10:37 AM
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A couple suggestions Casper: don't mention to her that detail about how you hate all women. Also, your interest in that girl with herpes, and the general hey-maybe-herpes-isn't-so-bad philosophy you expressed on the forum - steer away from all that.
These are the sort of things that can get in the way of a love connection.
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05-25-09, 10:40 AM
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fool me once...
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As long as when you are checking her facebook status you aren't in her clothes closet I think you're ok.
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05-25-09, 10:47 AM
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24?
shes got underwear that are that old
my gut tells me she is into you, so take a spin
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05-25-09, 10:51 AM
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I wouldn't consider this stalking. Just a smart way to create an opportunity to stumble in to her life and make her notice you. Reminds me of the movie Hitch.
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05-25-09, 10:56 AM
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Money Maker!
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I think you should wait when she gets on next time and not rush to talk to her. And see if she sends you a message noticing that your on, if that happens your in buddy!
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05-25-09, 10:57 AM
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When one person stalks another it's called abnormal and sick.
When two people stalk each other it's called romance.
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05-25-09, 10:58 AM
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your failing because a. you dont mix work and pleasure b. you have no sense of mystery since your online all the time
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05-25-09, 11:00 AM
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WHO DAT
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Sammy's To Do List:
Snitch...check
Stiff...check
Attention Whore...check
SBRpoints moocher...check
Post daily losers...check
Suck off his friend for BDay...check
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05-25-09, 11:05 AM
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not real
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fearless
When one person stalks another it's called abnormal and sick.
When two people stalk each other it's called romance.
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Very true 
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05-25-09, 12:01 PM
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I love any thread with a title like this lol. If you need to ask, then you probably already know the answer lol.
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05-25-09, 12:04 PM
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Fighting Illini
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Casper you need to get laid. I am getting worried about you.
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05-25-09, 12:13 PM
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Yeah, her and I flirt at work. We shared a glass of wine. Talked online last night for about an hour, and as a bartender, my cool points shot up a notch. Bartenders get trim because they always look better on that side of the bar. I am just trying to make sure I don't pursue to much. She has my number. I am gonna leave it alone. If she wants the ghostmeister, she will call.
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05-25-09, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by L2Gunz
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If I get that far, I will compensate. Besides, this baby penis needs love to..lol.
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05-25-09, 12:14 PM
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Fighting Illini
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Casper if I was near you I would bring you to a fukkin alley and have a girl blow you and I would watch in the corner.
Casper your fukkin nuts
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05-25-09, 12:15 PM
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Simma Down Na.
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nothing gets you over the last one like the next one
seriously, dont talk about your ex.
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05-25-09, 12:17 PM
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Simma Down Na.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jjgold
Casper if I was near you I would bring you to a fukkin alley and have a girl blow you and I would watch in the corner.
Casper your fukkin nuts
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05-25-09, 12:18 PM
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Another Pic
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05-25-09, 12:19 PM
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u have losturmarlbles you psycho stalker. until you have a room completely decorated with her hair and pictures and pieces of her clothes, you are merely an admirer
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05-25-09, 12:32 PM
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say that that pic where she is kissing a girl has some appeal.
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05-25-09, 12:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mudcat
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that that pic where she is kissing a girl has some appeal.
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ummm......yeah 
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05-25-09, 12:48 PM
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not real
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Quote:
Originally Posted by losturmarbles
nothing gets you over the last one like the next one
seriously, dont talk about your ex.
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This made me laugh 
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