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    Default Confirmed: Tiger Woods is a Steroid User

    It's so obvious. Look how much bigger he is than when he first turned pro! His head is much bigger also, and I think his teeth are too. Plus it appears that he may be balding. The only feasible explanation for all these physical changes is steroid use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tchocky
    Don't be a hater. It's a waste of energy.
    He's just not that good. He only wins the tournaments that count. He never does anything when he's playing in the important exhibition events like the Ryder Cup. So what if he's won 6 PGA events in succession? A hen can lay six eggs in a row. I can roll six gutter balls with nary a strike or spare in between. He's just not that special, and now that it has been confirmed that he is a steroid user, I think it's blatantly obvious that he'll never be included in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

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    yeah, no joke!
    I heard he corks his golf clubs and when his opponents aren't looking, he emory boards/scuffs their golf ball.
    Notice how his opponents always shank everything into the woods?
    mmhmm...

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    I think Mil Phickelson is the one whose been wronged in all this.

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    Roids woul do nothing to help a golfer, weights also ruin a golfer

    Its a finesse game

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    No need for a judge and jury on this case - there's no way you can hit a ball like that without putting the needle in your ass.

    Colin Montgomerie now moves up as the greatest player that has ever played the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacomax
    No need for a judge and jury on this case...
    There's never a need for a judge or jury in any case, Taco. Those things are just so antiquated especially when we have so many well-informed people and an unbiased media to eloquently encapsulate and present their worldly knowledge.

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    nice imitation of jj isetcap...lol...

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    steroids and golf don't belong in the same sentence.

    that's like saying all those teenie Korean female golfers are on steroids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psycho44
    steroids and golf don't belong in the same sentence.

    that's like saying all those teenie Korean female golfers are on steroids.
    Hey listen, psycho; any athlete that I don't like has used steroids at some point in his/her career. This is what allows me to call them cheaters and completely diminishes their accomplishments. I don't need any proof, just hearsay and innuendo and maybe a "non-fiction" book or two.

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