10-18-05, 08:18 PM
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Fighting Illini
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How Do You Ask A Woman Out?
I like this gal and I think she likes me. What do I do as this is not my best game. I am a gambler and not a womanizer. I feel awkard asking her out. What do I say?? I wanted to try a lunch date at the tracetrack??
Let me know
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10-18-05, 08:48 PM
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I can tell you what not to tell her. 1)you are a gambler and 2)you blow old men. Definate no nos.
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10-18-05, 08:49 PM
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Btw, do not do lunch at the racetrack or even mention gambling. Women hate that believe it or not. They will know 1)sat and sun is football time so go away and 2)you just blew their paycheck on the game.
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10-18-05, 08:50 PM
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Originally Posted by picantel
I can tell you what not to tell her. 1)you are a gambler and 2)you blow old men. Definate no nos.
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Although those are very good ways to crack the ice.
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10-18-05, 08:57 PM
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Fighting Illini
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I always thought women liked big time gamblers as I alwsy bragged how much I bet on a game.
Might ask her out tomorrow
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10-18-05, 09:15 PM
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This is the worse thing you can do...just go up to her and ask her out. The worse that can happen is that she's say no and you'll be back here on the forum and have other windows of porn open.
I use to be shy...but not anymore. Maybe b/c i am 25 and surrounded by people mostly younger than I am now...but whatever.
Or better yet...pretend you lost a bet and have to ask her out now.
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10-18-05, 09:31 PM
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Just don't tell her you lost a bet and had to ask her out. hahahaha
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10-18-05, 09:40 PM
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Vince Young 1st TD +2000
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I think talking about gambling is a bad idea with a girl you do not know real well.
Maybe try to ask her to do something that you guys are both going to do anyway, like your work out routine?
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10-18-05, 09:49 PM
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Lunch at the track would be a great idea for two reasons:
1. A day at the horse track is something that the average person finds fun, interesting, and exciting.
2. It introduces gambling to her in a fun and exciting atomosphere. People don't see betting at the race track as gambling. You can then introduce your sportsbetting after a few dates or so if things are going well.
I would leave out how much you wager and stuff like that. At the track, stick with minor (small) bets and just have fun. Don't be too serious or it will turn her off. If you try to act like you're a big player, that will turn her off also. If you need anything else, let me know.
Senator 7
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10-18-05, 10:19 PM
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Whip out your "bankroll" and show her, i'm sure she'll be impressed.
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10-18-05, 10:20 PM
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Tell her you have the most career posts at SBR. Or do what I do, and tell her you have 22 million Netpoints.
BAUS
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10-18-05, 10:45 PM
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Damn you smooth talker, BAUS.
Bet the girls flock round you like flies around shit. Metaphorically, of course.
jjgold, this is top advice to take.
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10-18-05, 11:13 PM
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Official rules on ****ing hot chics at all times.
rule 1, never ask her out-- EVER! Make her ask you out when your sticking your golden johnson in her nice shaved vagina
rule 2, make it known not by words but by actions that your ****ing every fine babe on the block. Most will react bad to this at first but then will want you to take them to the cleaner!
rule 3, to accomplish rule 2 you need to tell them thats your past and you want them only! They know this is not the truth but give's them an excuse to have your golden johnson.
I have a fealing JJ will be having several more kids soon.

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10-18-05, 11:42 PM
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I wanted to try a lunch date at the tracetrack??
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Why dont you put on that mink with the pink-heart sunglasses? Then ask her if she wants to play a little three card monty? If she says yes you know you got a keeper!!
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10-19-05, 01:45 AM
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AK, don't you have a 2 year old daughter somewhere?
Behave yourself.
BAUS
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10-19-05, 02:03 AM
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Originally Posted by BAUS
AK, don't you have a 2 year old daughter somewhere?
Behave yourself.
BAUS
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10-19-05, 03:20 AM
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I have 2 kids and one on the way.
I pay massive child support but these woman are knockouts.
I only have sex with hot woman, Im Solid
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10-19-05, 04:13 AM
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Yeah, the racetrack could be good.
When she places her $2 fun bet you can just picture the look of admiration on her face as you follow that with $4,000 ... and further her impress her by pretending not to care when it loses and nonchallently ask her if shes got enough for the taxi fare.
Oh, and the short-sleeved mink is a must.
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10-19-05, 05:03 AM
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JJ, this isn't one of those chicks you met on the street corner is it ?
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10-19-05, 06:07 AM
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Racetrack might be ok , but mixing business with pleasure does apply
More than likely you will be more interested in the bet you place
So I wouldnt go anywhere involving gambling especially on a gameday you would be way too distracted and she will definitely cover the spread and will not be asking you to marry her.
If you are going to take her to a place I would see how she feels about gambling,
Do you have a casino in your state of just the lottery, If a casino she probably has gambled herself so that helps your cause,
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10-19-05, 06:09 AM
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Fighting Illini
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Some good tips here boys and thanks
Danny this woman actually is an ex hooker looking to find a nice guy and settle down and plus she is experienced in bed and I am not so that helps. Danny she is a street girl and sharp. I am just on my next move here. She will be taken soon as like 100 guys like her.
Still thinking here
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10-19-05, 06:13 AM
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Live Lines at Bet Cris
JJ has a threesome w/her +3500
JJ Marries the woman +2500
JJ Gets the Girl Pregnant +2200
JJ Gets Laid +500
JJ Gets a 2nd date +205
JJ gets a kiss -205
JJ blows 200+ bucks on the date -503
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10-19-05, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by jjgold
Danny this woman actually is an ex hooker looking to find a nice guy and settle down
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JJ,how old is she and, does she have aids,herpies, or, did her unterus just fall out ????
why did she stop turning tricks, whats the story ??
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10-19-05, 07:42 AM
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jj ... lol!!
Did you meet her "in the trade" if you know what I mean.
Maybe you could break the ice and tell her about your 'experiences' in doing tricks for material reasons.
I see a sort of Bonnie and Clyde type of relationship blossoming here.......
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10-19-05, 07:52 AM
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Fighting Illini
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She is clean and was only in biz for 3 years, thank God she was careful
Basically needed cash so had to hook, I never was with her sexually and likes me because I never made advances at her.
She is a good kid
Be back later, going to have brunch with her
I think I am in love here boys
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10-19-05, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by jjgold
Be back later, going to have brunch with her
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did ya get any after brunch JJ ????????
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10-19-05, 10:43 AM
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Fighting Illini
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We had a nice breakfast today and I was a gentleman as I did not even ask her out. I am playing it cool. The billw as $54 and thank God I knew a bettor sitting next to me to bail me out of the last $10 on the bill. I did not realize it would cost that much and plus I had to pay my man this week.
I will keep you informed
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10-19-05, 10:44 AM
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Dont fall in love with the first woman you bang
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10-19-05, 10:45 AM
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JJ....one thing I know that works when trying to get women.....Play hard to get...women always want what they cant have! 
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10-19-05, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by jjgold
We had a nice breakfast today and I was a gentleman as I did not even ask her out. I am playing it cool. The billw as $54 and thank God I knew a bettor sitting next to me to bail me out of the last $10 on the bill. I did not realize it would cost that much and plus I had to pay my man this week.
I will keep you informed
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Since you seen to be hard up on cash you are gonna have to decide if you want her or your beau.
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10-19-05, 12:31 PM
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jjgold is a smart man. He will choose business first
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10-19-05, 02:01 PM
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tell her "Hi Im JJ I really think your nice and would like to get to know you over lunch?
Girl: if she says yes you make a date and enjoy if no read #2
#2 next day: "Hi Im Raider I really think you nice and would like to get to know you over lunch?
Girl: if she says yes you make a date and enjoy if no read #3
#3 next day: "Hi Im Slugger wanna fukk? 
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10-19-05, 02:07 PM
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OK, JJ...here's what you do...Tom Leykis style...ask her out for a drink, that way if things don't work out, you're not out a lot of cash...don't do lunch, because that's heading down the road of being the gay best friend, and you don't want to be that, you want her to know that you're interested...make sure you pick the place and the time, chicks like that...be careful not to give her too many compliments, ask her a lot of questions about herself, don't talk a whole lot about yourself (especially the gambling part)...go to blowmeuptom.com if you have anymore questions...GL my friend...
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10-19-05, 02:10 PM
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JJ, breakfast can break you sometimes, especially at a nice resteraunt...do drinks next time...get a little liquior in here and get her naked...GL...
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10-19-05, 03:24 PM
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JJ, if she is a good kid. You should chase up with a steady pace. All women like sincere guys, well or rather if she likes you, she will like whatever you do even you're a thug.
I have asked more than 10 chicks in the past that I get to know very well the same question. Does size really matter when it comes to sex? answer me honestly. Majority says No, they feel happy and satisfy when making love to a man they truely love.
So, I guess, if she asked you questions like what are you doing for a living and do you have sexual fantasy or desire whenever you see me? Just come clean with her. Say YES I want fukkk yooooooo pusssssssssssssy! women like guys who are sincere and honest. Follow my advise and you'll owned her inside out! 
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