[Bread]

This list keeps getting lost in various threads. I need to keep it updated in it's own thread, as it is very important to me.

1. Matty Rain (If I could go higher than #1, he'd be there)
2. Plomberg (Most dramatic ranking movement in the history of dramatic ranking movements!)
3. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

4. Mudcat's Guitar (A top 5 lock forever after the video posting)
5. Mudcat
6. Alex Trebek
7. Fiveteamer's girlfriend
8. Sickler
9. Celine Dion
10. Matty Rain's twin brother
11. Paul Anka
12. Wild Willy
13. Avril Lavigne
14. Steve Nash's Balls
15. Steppenworf
16. Corey Hart
17. Shalom Harlow
18. Fiveteamer (stop getting banned jerkoff!)
19. PuckOff
20. The Lebeau Sisters
21. Rae Dawn Chong
22. Canadian John Stamos
23. Dan Aykroyd
24. Nicky Santoro
388. The yellowjacket wasp that stung me as a child
389. Gordon Bombay from 'The Mighty Ducks'

390. Mudcat's Cheap Friend
391. Bryan Adams

[betplom]

Your love affair with 5teamer has obviously subsided.

unreal.

[Bread]

He puts gummi bears in his drinks for Christ's sake!

[betplom]

Originally Posted by Bread

He puts gummi bears in his drinks for Christ's sake!

Bread, 5er is a closet homosexual - (not that there is anything wrong with that).

His love of the girly drinks betray the straight image he tries to promote.

[Matt Rain]

Note to the board: While I did have to bribe Bread for this, it wasn't nearly as degrading as I feared. I think I'd do it again.

[Bread]

O, special day! My #'s 1 & 2 have acknowledged my list!

This calls for (another) drink! Alleluyah!

[pavyracer]

How come Linda Evangelista is not on the list Bread?

[Bread]

Cuz I'm a homo Pavy.

[Bread]

Actually Pavy brings up a good point. Hold on....



1. Matty Rain (If I could go higher than #1, he'd be there)
2. Plomberg (Most dramatic ranking movement in the history of dramatic ranking movements!)
3. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

4. Mudcat's Guitar (A top 5 lock forever after the video posting)
5. Mudcat
6. Alex Trebek
7. Fiveteamer's girlfriend
8. Sickler
9. Celine Dion
10. Matty Rain's twin brother
11. Elisha Cuthbert

12. Paul Anka
13. Wild Willy
14. Avril Lavigne
15. Robyn's great great French Canadian grandmother
16. Steve Nash's Balls
17. Steppenworf
18. Corey Hart
19. Shalom Harlow
20. Fiveteamer (stop getting banned jerkoff!)
21. PuckOff
22. The Lebeau Sisters
23. Rae Dawn Chong
24. Canadian John Stamos
25. Dan Aykroyd
26. Nicky Santoro
388. The yellowjacket wasp that stung me as a child
389. Gordon Bombay from 'The Mighty Ducks'

390. Mudcat's Cheap Friend
391. Bryan Adams

[RogueScholar]

Originally Posted by betplom

Bread, 5er is a closet homosexual - (not that there is anything wrong with that).

His love of the girly drinks betray the straight image he tries to promote.

He also told me that he had a crush on Ken Griffey, Jr. as a child. I believe that corroborates your theory. Hopefully he comes out of the closet soon, I love Fivey.

[diogee]

CaNADIA!

[HAPPY BOY]

getty lee

[Mudcat]

Originally Posted by Bread

5. Mudcat

Mudcat is my little smoky gray tabby cat with a fuzzy head. All she ever wanted in life from the time she was the size of my big toe was to be in the room with me. So sweet and cute. She is #1 on my list.


Everyone say, "Awwwww."

[RogueJuror]

bump up paul anka

[RogueJuror]

[Vonnegut]

Bread you left me off your list you cok. I thought we were buddies.

[Bread]

My bad Vonny...I had no idea! Welcome to greatness!

1. Matty Rain (If I could go higher than #1, he'd be there)
2. Plomberg (Most dramatic ranking movement in the history of dramatic ranking movements!)
3. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

4. Mudcat's Guitar (A top 5 lock forever after the video posting)
5. Mudcat
6. Alex Trebek
7. Fiveteamer's girlfriend
8. Sickler
9. Celine Dion
10. Matty Rain's twin brother
11. Elisha Cuthbert
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12. Paul Anka
13. Wild Willy
14. Avril Lavigne
15. Robyn's great great French Canadian grandmother
16. Steve Nash's Balls
17. Steppenworf
18. Corey Hart
19. Shalom Harlow
20. Vonnegut
21. Fiveteamer (stop getting banned jerkoff!)
22. PuckOff
23. The Lebeau Sisters
24. Rae Dawn Chong
25. Canadian John Stamos
26. Dan Aykroyd
27. Nicky Santoro
388. The yellowjacket wasp that stung me as a child
389. Gordon Bombay from 'The Mighty Ducks'

390. Mudcat's Cheap Friend
391. Bryan Adams

[RogueJuror]

11. Paul Anka

12. Paul Anka

[betplom]

Originally Posted by RogueScholar

He also told me that he had a crush on Ken Griffey, Jr. as a child. I believe that corroborates your theory. Hopefully he comes out of the closet soon, I love Fivey.

Scholar, he has given many clues/hints to his sexual orientation, I like him regardless, his stated aversion to cunnilingus cinched it.

Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY

getty lee

GEDDY LEE !

[Bread]

Did Fivey hit the big one on the horses yesterday? Is he already partying in Dubai?

[RogueJuror]

i don't think fivey is gay

i bet he would sleep with teela

[Bread]

Fivey would sleep with Arch's girl.

[RogueJuror]

with sbrjohns filipina also

[betplom]

Originally Posted by RogueJuror

i don't think fivey is gay

i bet he would sleep with teela

I suspect he has homosexual desires.

I agree he'd sleep with Teela, wouldn't bang her, just sleep.

[RogueJuror]

with uncle willies cowgirl also

[betplom]

Originally Posted by RogueJuror

with uncle willies cowgirl also

Ditto what I said earlier.

[Brock Landers]

no Michael J Fox, no corey Haim?!

[Bread]

no and no.

[Mudcat]

Also no Pam Anderson and no Trish Stratus which is to Bread's eternal credit. We true Canadians believe there is a place for space-age plastics, but it is not in the construction of human beings.

[Bread]

Pam Anderson looks like a sea monster these days. Like a giant blonde kraken!

[Matt Rain]

Pre-space-age-plastics Pam deserves consideration, in my humble opinion.

[diogee]

Wow! This looks just like Shanty's insider list....hmmm

[Bread]

Wow...pre-Kraken Pam was pretty hot wasn't she? I'll put it in my considerations pile.

I would pay a pretty penny to get in on Shanty's inside info list.

[smitch124]

Originally Posted by RogueJuror

Surprised he never got shivved in his sleep.

[smarmy]

Canada is the new Mexico. Without the tasty tacos.