[SamsNCharge99]

For all the guys on SBR. I know you have been to a party, been to a club, talked to girls, etc, etc.

When you talk to a girl, all you guys know that you are trying for 1 reason and that is to bring them back to your place or to go to their place for sex. But, as you know that doesn't always happen. Things don't go according to the plan you had inside your head.

Girls reject you, some nicer than others, some very mean.

So, I ask you,

What's the harshest way you have been rejected by a girl??

For me, it was 1st semester in College. I was at a party, flirting big time w/ a girl. She was flirting back and I thought everything was good. As a matter of fact, everything was good, until she told me she had a FUKKING BOYFRIEND.

i still talked to her and shit, but later she told me this.....and this boys is the HARSHEST WAY I WAS REJECTED.

She said, IF I DIDN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, WE WOULD BE IN A ROOM RIGHT NOW.

I was pissed obv. FUKK......why does she have to have a BF. And by that time, it was too late to try to move on to another girl. So, it was a FAILED night.

OK boys, that's mine. I know some of you have stories as well.

AMBY, IWIN, 5 Star, onner, etc.

let's hear em

[betplom]

You younger guys need to learn about women.

When a young woman says she's got a boyfriend while flirting with you it is simply her way of testing you to see how interested you really are.

You failed her test and she wasn't about to fukk a guy that wasn't very interested.

Women are ALWAYS testing us, they don't use the direct approach like guys do.

If she really wasn't interested in you she would have mentioned her current Herpes flare up or yeast infection.

[jjgold]

Well a few times I almost scored while at a bar, I am a good bull shitter so I can at least get a girl to laugh and be interested. We were flirting and touching each others arms and stuff, I pinched her ass and she loved it and we were talking dirty and she putt her hands on my erect cock as it basically was so visible through my yellow cotton pants I was wearing and all of a sudden she turned her head away from me and went to the other side of the bar and her girlfriends were all laughing, she found out I was small (2.5") and thin and I felt like such a loser. This has happened numerous times with different type scenarious and is frutstrating. My cock alwyas gets in the way, I have everything else but that is soooooooooooo important to a girl.

[betplom]

Originally Posted by jjgold

Well a few times I almost scored while at a bar, I am a good bull shitter so I can at least get a girl to laugh and be interested. We were flirting and touching each others arms and stuff, I pinched her ass and she loved it and we were talking dirty and she putt her hands on my erect cock as it basically was so visible through my yellow cotton pants I was wearing and all of a sudden she turned her head away from me and went to the other side of the bar and her girlfriends were all laughing, she found out I was small (2.5") and thin and I felt like such a loser. This has happened numerous times with different type scenarious and is frutstrating. My cock alwyas gets in the way, I have everything else but that is soooooooooooo important to a girl.

You should consider a prosthetic cock to avoid such embarrassment pal.

[5 star bomb]

Well the 1 that BOTHERED me the most was when I went on 2 dates which I thought were awesome. I was really into this chic, and then after 2 dates I never hear from her again. I called her twice and texted once and never got a response, so I let it go

[Bread]

There really needs to be a child's forum. I know I'm about as immature as they come, but REALLY? REALLY???

[Casperwaits]

The time I PM'ed Teela and she told me that she already had a PM boyfriend.

[Bostongambler]

She told me she was a man.

[DwightShrute]

Originally Posted by Bostongambler

She told me she was a man.

hookers = no rejection

[betplom]

Originally Posted by Bread

There really needs to be a child's forum. I know I'm about as immature as they come, but REALLY? REALLY???

Bread, I hate to be the one that breaks the bad news to you but it's true.

Really, really.

[Bostongambler]

Originally Posted by DwightShrute

hookers = no rejection

I didn't say I left.

[5 star bomb]

Originally Posted by Bread

There really needs to be a child's forum. I know I'm about as immature as they come, but REALLY? REALLY???

Sorry Bread we go out and go for girls... were not degenerates that sit home all day. We are a different breed. We gamble and get women

[Bread]

5star until you bring a witty barb to the table, I refuse to expand an ounce of energy on you.

You're like Richie to me, but more pitiful.

[Flyers09]

honestly, i was never rejected, ever, no BS....when i was in HS i always talked to this hot grl but never asked her out, she was way outta my league, honetly if i did ask her out and we did go out, and phucked, i wouldda came in 2 seconds...so good thing i didnt ask her out, cause that wouldd been my embarrasement...

does this count as an embarrasement?
this grl walked over to my house after school before a hockey game, wouldnt to wish em luck, she got naked got me naked and as soon as i felt her snatch, my dick went limp, i sware fellas, i couldda stuck my hand up in that snatch, it was so WIDE, loose, and wierd looking, and here i am thinking im some kinda pimp by having this random grl come over to phuck.....but i wasnt embarrased i just said my father is home u gotta leave lol

[SamsNCharge99]

[20Four7]

2 Situations come to mind: First one is kinda funny. The girl I was seeing was living with another woman.... We got all drunk she went and passed out, I stayed up drinking with the other. Not sure how it happened but ended up in bed with her.... she sits on my face I'm licking her and she pissess all over me then tells me I should be in bed with the G/F and get the F out of her room.......

2nd situation was me and 2 of my friends were in a bar, and Ian walks over to the table of 3 chicks chats them up and next thing we are all at the table. Everything seemed cool for an hour then next thing you know is the one he chatted up walks up to the bouncer and says we are bothering them. Bouncer tries to throw the 3 of us out and it wasn't a pretty scene as Ian was a big scottish dude. All I will say is Barroom brawls over chicks isn't a good way to go. We won the fight, got banned from the bar and the chicks were laughing at us. We found out later that the bouncer was the best friend of one of the girls b/f so I guess they were trying to make it look like they were all innocent.

[Stumpage]

Originally Posted by 20Four7

she pissess all over me then tells me I should be in bed with the G/F and get the F out of her room.......

Holy F*** 20Four7...lol I think we have a winner.....

[Flyers09]

Originally Posted by 20Four7

2 Situations come to mind: First one is kinda funny. The girl I was seeing was living with another woman.... We got all drunk she went and passed out, I stayed up drinking with the other. Not sure how it happened but ended up in bed with her.... she sits on my face I'm licking her and she pissess all over me then tells me I should be in bed with the G/F and get the F out of her room.......

2nd situation was me and 2 of my friends were in a bar, and Ian walks over to the table of 3 chicks chats them up and next thing we are all at the table. Everything seemed cool for an hour then next thing you know is the one he chatted up walks up to the bouncer and says we are bothering them. Bouncer tries to throw the 3 of us out and it wasn't a pretty scene as Ian was a big scottish dude. All I will say is Barroom brawls over chicks isn't a good way to go. We won the fight, got banned from the bar and the chicks were laughing at us. We found out later that the bouncer was the best friend of one of the girls b/f so I guess they were trying to make it look like they were all innocent.

[pavyracer]

My latest attempt to seduce a woman was a complete failure. After hitting it off at a bar we went to her place. When I got undressed and got a massive 9 in erection she told me even though I was a nice guy she didn't want me to hurt her with my massive gun. She said her last boyfriend had only a 2.5 in pecker and she didn't think that jumping into a 9 in pecker would be a good choice for her.

I hate it when I strike out like this boys.

[Teela]

Originally Posted by Casperwaits

The time I PM'ed Teela and she told me that she already had a PM boyfriend.

You can be my IM boyfriend instead of my PM boyfriend once I ditch the current IM boyfriend...

[DwightShrute]

after I finished ****ing her, I wiped off my dick on her curtains and was ready for another round, she said "get the **** out!". I guess she really loved those curtains.

[unde0087]

I once had an akward moment, just to see how it would feel

[flyingillini]

JJ, another classic post!

[pavyracer]

Originally Posted by flyingillini

JJ, another classic post!

All JJ's posts are classic. I tried hard to find a post that wasn't a classic and I failed miserably.

[flyingillini]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

All JJ's posts are classic. I tried hard to find a post that wasn't a classic and I failed miserably.

Pavy, how much for an autographed 8x10 photo of yourself? I want it to say "To Flying Illini" I can paypal you tonight. Please contact me at
compakky@jjgoldbloom.com

[pavyracer]

I'd send you one for free if you can arrange a meeting between me and JJ. I want to meet the legend.

[nosniboR11]

JJ funny post, have to admit, had me laughing, but 2047 wins by a long shot, piss, lol.oloololol

[Casperwaits]

Originally Posted by Teela

You can be my IM boyfriend instead of my PM boyfriend once I ditch the current IM boyfriend...

My IM's not working

[Teela]

Originally Posted by ;1804880

My IM's not working

Lies. I feel like I'm being rejected.

[20Four7]

Originally Posted by Teela

Lies. I feel like I'm being rejected.

MY IM works, tell me yahoo or MSN? I can do both