[VegasDave]

Today marks two years with my girlfriend. She is over 1000 miles away and I am sitting in a movie theater alone posting this thread on my phone. Talk about sad failed fvcking athaletics.

[fiveteamer]

good thing you are making $800 a month at sbr, it is all worth it

[SlickFazzer]

wasted talent they call it.

[Slim]

She's banging some other guy right now.

[Casperwaits]

As long as the movie you are texting from isn't "17 Again", I will not hold it against you.

[Bread]

You already know what Dr. Bread told you to do to cure those lonliness blues

[pavyracer]

Ask Willie to lend you a goat tonight. You know what to do.

[Casperwaits]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

Ask Willie to lend you a goat tonight. You know what to do.

I don't know if Willie would want the goat back after Vegas was done with it. Besides, wouldn't a sheep be softer and more pliable for intercourse?

[betplom]

Originally Posted by Casperwaits

wouldn't a sheep be softer and more pliable for intercourse?

Why must you ask questions you already know the answer to?

[tacomax]

Originally Posted by VegasDave

Today marks two years with my girlfriend. She is over 1000 miles away getting the screw of her life and I am sitting in a movie theater alone, masturbating and posting this thread on my phone. Talk about sad failed fvcking athaletics.

Fixed.

[JoeVig]

Isn't this also two years since Cascade went -up? I sure would like a big brotha to give Lenny a two year anniversary present up the ass.

[betplom]

Cascade A+ book, must have out.

You know they now offer lines on cock fighting?

http://www.betcascade.com/

[pavyracer]

Originally Posted by Casperwaits

I don't know if Willie would want the goat back after Vegas was done with it. Besides, wouldn't a sheep be softer and more pliable for intercourse?

Whatever works for you Casper. Some people find the goat's hair less intrusive than sheep's. I would assume that goat would be the preference for summer and sheep for the winter.

[Casperwaits]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

Whatever works for you Casper. Some people find the goat's hair less intrusive than sheep's. I would assume that goat would be the preference for summer ans sheep for the winter.

The thing Pavy is that with a sheep I can tell they are enjoying it by the frantic "Bah" noise they make during "whoopee". With a goat, the cud chewing and leg trembling could be misconstrued as an orgasm when all it turns out to be is a degenerative form of MS. Yes goats can end up like Micheal J Fox.

[betplom]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

Whatever works for you Casper. I find the goat's hair less intrusive than sheep's, past experience has taught me goat is preferred in summer and sheep for the winter months. Greek boys will suffice if your in a pinch.

[pavyracer]

plommer you are killing me tonight...

[betplom]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

plommer you are killing me tonight...

Glad you can take a joke, I know some here might think I was being serious.

[The General]

Dave, try and think about the young men in Combat far from their families/kids/partners risking their lives each day alone. Or being held captive by tyrants in some far away jungle away from the same, movie theaters, also. It may help you deal with the feelings you have a little more. Enjoy the movie, fresh air, beverage and popcorn. Keep the faith.

Semper Fi

[Iwinyourmoney]

Originally Posted by The General

Dave, try and think about the young men in Combat far from their families/kids/partners risking their lives each day alone. Or being held captive by tyrants in some far away jungle away from the same, movie theaters, also. It may help you deal with the feelings you have a little more. Enjoy the movie, fresh air, beverage and popcorn. Keep the faith.

Semper Fi

I try and bang their wives

[daggerkobe]

You're alone in a theatre watching Debbie Does Dallas with a X-large popcorn and a jar of KY?

So what's the problem???

[Casperwaits]

Originally Posted by The General

Dave, try and think about the young men in Combat far from their families/kids/partners risking their lives each day alone. Or being held captive by tyrants in some far away jungle away from the same, movie theaters, also. It may help you deal with the feelings you have a little more. Enjoy the movie, fresh air, beverage and popcorn. Keep the faith.

Semper Fi

Dave, try and think about the young men in the Monastary far from their Playboys/Penthouses/Hustlers risking their hetero inclinations each day alone. Or being held captive by Franciscan Elders in some far away castle. It may help you deal with the feelings a little more...lube helps to. Enjoy the movie, fresh air, beer and popcorn. Keep the faith and if that fails, cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn box and stick your junk in it. Ask a pretty lass if she likes popcorn and all your troubles will fade away.

PS..in all seriousness, General is right. God bless the troops.

[pavyracer]

Dave, If you can get buttery popcorn it will help with the lube and if is lukewarm it will give you the same feeling as pussy juice.

[Mudcat]

I still don't understand why anyone has to pack up and move a thousand miles to be a moderator on a posting forum. I neither understand why you would do it nor why they would require you to.

They never asked me to move. I never heard of anyone being asked to do that. Doesn't the General live in Indiana or some damn thing? I thought I read that but maybe not.

I don't know. I don't read every word that gets posted on the forum; maybe I'm misunderstanding the whole situation. Sorry if that's the case and I'm talking out my ass.

But if you miss your girlfriend, I don't see why you don't just go be with her. Ask SBR if you can move back where you came from and do the job from there like other mods. Or just go.

[Tsoprano]

Originally Posted by Mudcat

They never asked me to move. I never heard of anyone being asked to do that. Doesn't the General live in Indiana or some damn thing? I thought I read that but maybe not.

Crazylou lived in Brooklyn and when he became a moderator they moved him out to Texas as well.

[pavyracer]

SBR doesn't believe in telecommuting. It's ironic that an online business doesn't allow employees to work from home.

[Bread]

Being shot at by filthy Arabs OR sharing office space with Lou.

Bad comparison Genny.

[VegasDave]

Wow, this turned into a bestiality/masturbation thread huh? Eh, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.

Saw State of Play. Very good. Definitely recommend it if you are into the journalist/suspense types of movies.

As a present, GF bought me an autographed Bo Jackson picture from a memorabilia place in downtown San An. Since I had to make the 20-min drive to pick it up, figured I'd catch a movie while I was there.

[emoney]

I wish my girlfriend was a 1000 miles away right now. Consider yourself lucky. Maybe that is why she is still your girlfriend.

[The General]

Good one emoney. lol

[wtf]

interesting choice "bo jackson"

makes me really wonder what she is upto now

[wtf]

is your gf a secretary? this might bring up some interesting images!

[VegasDave]

Originally Posted by wtf

interesting choice "bo jackson"

makes me really wonder what she is upto now

Yeah, she must be up to no good, as opposed to me being a life long Raider fan and pointing that piece out as really cool when we saw it a week ago when she was in town.

[tacomax]

Originally Posted by wtf

is your gf a secretary? this might bring up some interesting images!

Yes!!!! Like this one!!!!

[wtf]

i think she likes her coffee hot and black, like her men

[Deuce]

I bet she is banging mods from EOG. The move to Texas for minimum wage while attaining a degree from USC was well worth it, it seems.