[RalphJ]

In my e-mail box this morning...

Urgent Response Needed

My Dear Friend,

Greetings:

My name is Mr. Melvin Samson I work as an accountant in a bank; I
contacted you to work together with me in claiming my late client's estate. Unfortunately he died without a registered next of kin and as such the funds now have an open beneficiary status. You could be made the beneficiary since you share the same last name with him.

This has officially transferred the right to you, as no other person
from his family knows anything about this fund with our bank.If you are interested in working with me, please get back to me as quickly as possible so that I give you the details of what we are to do. I wait for your prompt response so that I can give you more briefing of what you need to and how to do it.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Best regards,

Mr. Melvin.
melvinsamson2@hotmail.com

[RalphJ]

My Response:


Dear Mr. Melvin;


Thanks a bunch fer yur offer!!! We've got a big ole' gang of folks in tha family, but most of 'em er back in tennessee.




You woldn't happen to be kin to that feller Ellie Mae caught out back r ya???







Did ur client work for them there oil people????









But I's luv to help ya of I's could, soundin' like you're in a fix!!!








But just yesterdee I thinks me uncle Jed received your doceement!!!








Uncle Jed sed we's crazy to move, but auntie Pearl convinced 'em. So we'r real busy packin' cause we're movin to californee!!!











I believes aunty Pearly already gots us a meetin' with ur boss!!!







Ur boss gots us a real nice mansion, but when we's got there there wuz some folks tryin' to make off with all the belongin's.







Sumz pole-icemen arrived an took me's an uncle Jed in to the jail!!!!






So Granny's sed we's a movin' back to Tennessee!!!!






But thanks a big bunch fer yer offer!!!!



Jethro

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