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    jjgold
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    Gambling Is Better Than Sex

    Love the feel Of chasing the losses
    Chasing the pussy is boring
    Most women have locks on them
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    opie1988
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    Completely disagree. But with your game, gambling is probably a better option.

    Good luck with all that!

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    minet123
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    but nothing is better than scoring first thing in the morning if you have woken up dope sick

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    jjgold
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    Opie I can bang 10's if I concentrated

    Models give me looks

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    Pete0
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Love the feel Of chasing the losses
    Chasing the pussy is boring
    Most women have locks on them


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    gambling will also never say no to you either, snaggle

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    PhillyFlyers
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Opie I can bang 10's if I concentrated

    Models give me looks

    JJ

    They're attracted to all that money that Opie tried to fukk you out of.

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    BIGDAY
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    Baldy, get your priorities in line pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Opie I can bang 10's if I concentrated

    Models give me looks

    They give you dirty looks and think you are a pervert.......dont flatter yourself, Corbin.

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    Not if you're fukking right

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    Smoke
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    the locks on pussies are for jjgold

    Smokey makes them come off

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    Bcatswin
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    jj no offense, but how would you no guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    the locks on pussies are for jjgold

    Smokey makes them come off

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post

    shady can you believe jj?


    this prick ain't been laid since the 80's

    how the fukk would he know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    shady can you believe jj?


    this prick ain't been laid since the 80's

    how the fukk would he know

    I bet he's been laid recently...unfortunately, the person had a rooster

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    jjgold
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    Fukkin love chasing this weekend to get out

    Chase the pussy and it's over in 10 seconds

    I would *** inside a Shari in 15 seconds and zero thrill

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    RealSlimShady
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    You clown, JJ. I bet you would *** before you could even pull your zipper down. 14yr drought with women.

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    This guy...

    Spot on ad usual. Broads are nothing but issue after issue. Gambling even when we lose gives us satisfaction and you don't have to please anyone but yourself.

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    deuce who's that in your avatar? she is getting me to disagree with jj here, i would love to chase that

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post


    I bet he's been laid recently...unfortunately, the person had a rooster
    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    You clown, JJ. I bet you would *** before you could even pull your zipper down. 14yr drought with women.

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    Thank god I disagree.

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    The only reason Corbin even whacks off is to glue the rug on his fukkin head with it.

    If he didn't have to ram that patch on his dome he would be celibate.
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    King Mayan
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    For me:

    1. Pumping iron
    2. Gambling
    3. Pounding tough guys
    4. Pounding females.

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    HotStreak
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    Gambling is better than sex because you can still jerk off and get the same effect. Then betpoints came along and became the jerking off of gambling.

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    gambling lasts longer!

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    Work smarter not harder guys...place the wager and have the game on in the background while taking care of business....unless its football we really only care about the ending of the game anyway....and well the end of the sex too

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    i fukking love to gamble, but better than sex? i just cant agree with that.

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    jjgold
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    Does anyone last more than 5 minutes???

    I last on average whether simulation or real like 1 minute over 28 year career


    Last year I was talking to Shari in phone and came in 30 seconds.

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    sweethook
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    .have you tried wife swaping

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    itchypickle
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Does anyone last more than 5 minutes???

    I last on average whether simulation or real like 1 minute over 28 year career


    Last year I was talking to Shari in phone and came in 30 seconds.


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    UntilTheNDofTimE
    I thought i told you that we dont stop
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    Making Money>Sex>gambling

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    marcojuiceman
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    Quote Originally Posted by UntilTheNDofTimE View Post
    Making Money>Sex>gambling

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    marcojuiceman
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    IS this a Gay Thread?? Im not Gay I love Women

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    Grits n' Gravy
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    nope.

    go outside and get some fresh air jj. i'd expect a post like this from twinks like brahma or basketcases like tt, but you? come on now. do we need to order you a girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    For me:

    1. Pumping iron
    2. Gambling
    3. Pounding tough guys
    4. Pounding females.
    5. eating chicken breasts
    Glad I'm not a tough guy.

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