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    Three Poster's you would invite over for dinner while eating with your family.

    1. King Mayan
    2. Mendozaline
    3. Bronxer

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    I get no invite to Passover seder

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    Steve's
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    Bronxer

    Too worried JJ would show up with his rooster hanging out of his sweatpants and Brock might steal the silverware

    RyanLeaf would be too hard to understand in conversation

    Mayan would try and bang me against the brick wall again so he is out

    Bobby is a nice kid but he would be reviewing everything can't have that

    Shari would dominate the whole dinner conversation so she is out, just meet her for drinks later

    I think BIGDAY would scare my parents with the cowboy hat and the shouting, otherwise he would ne there
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    Cougar- Cause he'd have to cook

    Illini- For obvious reasons

    Beerman- For the PBR's

    (sorry Lkid, see u at the bar afterwards)

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    bcat: guy is just str8 good entertainment
    bobby: kids unreal.
    ryanleaf: good guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Steve's
    Opie
    Bronxer

    Too worried JJ would show up with his rooster hanging out of his sweatpants and Brock might steal the silverware

    RyanLeaf would be too hard to understand in conversation

    Mayan would try and bang me against the brick wall again so he is out

    Bobby is a nice kid but he would be reviewing everything can't have that

    Shari would dominate the whole dinner conversation so she is out, just meet her for drinks later

    I think BIGDAY would scare my parents with the cowboy hat and the shouting, otherwise he would ne there
    You'd be surprised Cougar. I'm a lot easier to understand when the camera's not shaking

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    I don't eat dinner formally ever.

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    Cougar, so he could give us winner
    Ryanleaf, because he would entertain
    Illini because someone has to say grace

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    why would anyone eat dinner with their family?

    unless there's a big screen tv in the kitchen

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    Honestly, there are a lot of guys I'd invite over to dinner with my family... I don't have a wife or kids yet, and my parents both like to drink and are not reserved at all. However, my sister is slow, so anyone who ever says the word "retard" is out. People I can think of off the top of my head:

    BobbyFK - My Dad would probably think he was weird, but my Mom would think he was really nice.
    Bcatswin - He would talk about peeing on girls and my parents would crack up hysterically.
    Bigday - Both my Dad and Stepdad hunt, so he'd get along with either of them.
    CougarBait - He'd impress my Mom with his cooking and my Dad with his Beer Knowledge.
    Zeta - My mom's a nurse. 'Nuff said.
    BigEric (Other Eric) - My mom would immediately fall in love w/ his Boston accent.
    Moyal - I could convince my parents I was a big brother to some kid from Israel and that I was helping to keep him out of a terrorist sect.
    JJGold - From what Zeta said, he was really respectful. Likes a lot of the same music as my Dad.
    Opie - He's rich! He can buy us caviar and all the finer things in life.

    Sorry if I missed anyone here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Living The Dream View Post
    Cougar, so he could give us winner
    Ryanleaf, because he would entertain
    Illini because someone has to say grace
    I would say grace and not be all jacked up on yayo

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    Tracer should be on everybodys list.

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    MAYAN - to see what everyone is so scared of
    Spankie - he's a good pal
    Sway Ken - Pal, you can fuk my bitch anytime pal
    JJGOLD - Good old white guy with a sense of humour
    Opie - Shows me nothing but love
    and i would make room for more

    TT Warrior - So he could share health tips
    Sam Odom - So whenever he says something remotely racist, we all could reach over and beat his ass.
    HOST OF OTHER SBR RACIST POSTERS.

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    henry homo
    kerry
    dudley

    serving spaghetti & rat poison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    henry homo
    kerry
    dudley

    serving spaghetti & rat poison.
    so true i would love to see what these guys look like in real life. i would also have ttwarrior come because he hates these trolls for stealing his forum attention. it would be fun to see tt rage on them in real life lol

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    I want to have dinner at Zeta's house. Make sure Jules is there.

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    zeta - for girls
    fightingillini - for drugs
    trigger tracy - token black guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    zeta - for girls
    fightingillini - for drugs
    trigger tracy - token black guy
    Might wanna reconsider that first invite Dj.....Just sayin
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    illini
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    *alternate- rawbillyice

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    illini
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    *alternate- rawbillyice

    Ese Manny, got them Girl Scout Cookies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Might wanna reconsider that first invite Dj.....Just sayin
    Fukkin buried.

    What a retart. Stupid fukk couldnt even tell that bitch has the herps.

    Kids dick probably fell off
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    I have little family (most have passed away). The people that I would invite, wouldn't have to like me. I just like intellectual conversations. I also like the person to be legit. "Be real", so to speak.

    Cougar Bait---intelligent, not a loser
    Dr. Stale- very good at debating
    Carpe Dime- Peter L.

    honorable mention - Opie - the man is very intelligent ( I don't love his sarcasm or combative personality but deep down seem's like a good guy)

    Brock Landers- I have a good heart. I would want to help him. He seem's fun, hard-working, and personable. I always root for him even when he self destructs and people bash him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    baha
    Bahahahahahaha. Fukkin buried.

    What a retart. Stupid fukk couldnt even tell that bitch has the herps.

    Kids dick probably fell off

    lmfao did someone pay his $5,000 to post a self-burial pic who would post that


    i would post a pic of me getting fuked up the asss before i posted a pic like that lol

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    iifold
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    I hope my homie zeta aint kiss that broad in the mouth. Yikers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by will2survive View Post
    I have little family (most have passed away). The people that I would invite, wouldn't have to like me. I just like intellectual conversations. I also like the person to be legit. "Be real", so to speak.

    Cougar Bait---intelligent, not a loser
    Dr. Stale- very good at debating
    Carpe Dime- Peter L.

    honorable mention - Opie - the man is very intelligent ( I don't love his sarcasm or combative personality but deep down seem's like a good guy)

    Brock Landers- I have a good heart. I would want to help him. He seem's fun, hard-working, and personable. I always root for him even when he self destructs and people bash him
    Thanks for the kind words, Will. Feeling is mutual, pal.

    I sometimes wish I could tone down my combative personality as well. Would most likely help me to live a little longer!

    Best of luck to you, Will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puppy View Post
    lmfao did someone pay his $5,000 to post a self-burial pic who would post that


    i would post a pic of me getting fuked up the asss before i posted a pic like that lol
    The kid is so fukkin stupid it didnt cross his peabrain mind that it might not be a good idea

    To put it kindly the kid is mentally disabled with a tick of down syndrome without the usual DS facial features

    he has very unique ds features

    hes a very SPECIAL kid
    Last edited by Br0nxer; 03-27-12 at 04:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puppy View Post
    lmfao did someone pay his $5,000 to post a self-burial pic who would post that


    i would post a pic of me getting fuked up the asss before i posted a pic like that lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puppy View Post
    lmfao did someone pay his $5,000 to post a self-burial pic who would post that


    i would post a pic of me getting fuked up the asss before i posted a pic like that lol

    i see they found that jenkins girl in your avy this morning...pretty rare for something like that to happen in vermont...sad deal.

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