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    Bobby Tell Us What You Would Do If You Got A Date With Shari

    I want a planned account of the first date.

    Let's get this ball rolling, you must impress.

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    Eating potato chips on a park bench, surfing SBR on their iphones.

    That's my guess.

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    I say Bobby would rent a limo and bring flowers, then go ice skating and possibly to the opera.

    Hoping for the holding hands and a goodnight kiss on the cheek.

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    I would pick her up in a limo and have a dozen roses to give her. I would take her to a gourmet restaurant and have a gift waiting for her. Then we would go to a show or sporting event. After that we would go dancing or to a bar for drinks. On the way home I give her a kiss goodnight hoping she had a nice time and thank her for keeping me company
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    Let me answer it

    Bobby is a fukkin hamburger, first off he would need to nerve to ask her out. Bobby is a nervous guy and very paranoid. I was play fukkin him last week when we met. When we were eating I would stare at him with my sexual stare down that basically can seduce anyone. He was getting very nervous, then I proceeded to start playing the game "cup the pork" which is simple. It is a fun game where all you do is basically try and get other guys rooster and your hand and fukkin squeeze it until he screams. Of course this usually is with clothes on and I was trying to do it in the lobbies of the casino until some security prick told us to cut it out and act our age. I am screaming as i write this also. Then we just walked around and of course good old JJ had one more trick up his sleeve to get Bobby nervous. I said lts go to a sports shop on the baordwalk and I said i would buy him fukkin stripped short shorts. he is the only prick that wears them but it was only way to get him on the boardwalk. Ok as you all know we did not go there but went to a fukkin porn shopand now I was in my element, Bobby was beat fukkin red and scared to death, the guy had porn movies on big screens playing and all types of scenes which made bobby nervous. I screamed over to Bobby to look up and watch bike scene. It was a guy 6-5, 300 pounding a little asian guy like 5-2, 105 in the assBobby was fukkin dying and wanted out. I dragged him into the toy room and they had everything in there. I was pulling stuff off the fukkin shelves and playing around with it, tried to get Bobby to try a fukkin shaftmaster but he pulled away, tried getting him to try on some lingerie and he pulled away, tried whipping him and he went into corner, was blowing up condoms and laughing real loud and telling bobby to come near me and lets see if these fukkin things are bust proof. Finally had a vibrator made like a candy cane and offered him $150 to put in his ass. I finally paid a girl $20 to try and seduce him in the fukkn corner, me and the porn owner were rolling watching it , she tried pulling his fukkin pants off and he had them clipped to his stomach somehow, she eventually ripped them off and the porn owner wanted to get his boys to hold Bobby down and she feathered his rooster with hot feathers to get him hard, we are fukkin dying and drinking wisky. Bobby is kicking and fighting her off, she cannot get on top of him and his rooster is still soft as baby tissue, she stopped because he was tearing a little and his rooster was all red. Guys the funniest part of story was on his ass as she was slapping him a little in a sex tease scene he had painted on it with magic markers " Virgin Boy" I swear that was it, we were all fukkin rolling are pricks off on the floor and the jokes kept coming. Bobby is a good kid just real shy and innocent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Let me answer it

    Bobby is a fukkin hamburger, first off he would need to nerve to ask her out. Bobby is a nervous guy and very paranoid. I was play fukkin him last week when we met. When we were eating I would stare at him with my sexual stare down that basically can seduce anyone. He was getting very nervous, then I proceeded to start playing the game "cup the pork" which is simple. It is a fun game where all you do is basically try and get other guys rooster and your hand and fukkin squeeze it until he screams. Of course this usually is with clothes on and I was trying to do it in the lobbies of the casino until some security prick told us to cut it out and act our age. I am screaming as i write this also. Then we just walked around and of course good old JJ had one more trick up his sleeve to get Bobby nervous. I said lts go to a sports shop on the baordwalk and I said i would buy him fukkin stripped short shorts. he is the only prick that wears them but it was only way to get him on the boardwalk. Ok as you all know whe did not go there but went to a fukkin porn shopand now I was in my element, Bobby was beat fukkin red and scared to death, the guy had porn movies on big screens playing and all types of scenes which made bobby nervous. I screamed over to Bobby to look up and watch bike scene. It was a guy 6-5, 300 pounding a little asian guy like 5-2, 105 in the assBobby was fukkin dying and wanted out. I dragged him into the toy room and they had everything in there. I was pulling stuff off the fukkin shelves and playing around with it, tried to get Bobby to try a fukkin shaftmaster but he pulled away, tried getting him to try on some lingerie and he pulled away, tried whipping him and he went into corner, was blowing up condoms and laughing real loud and telling bobby to come near me and lets see if these fukkin things are bust proof. Finally had a vibator made liek a candy cane and offered him $150 to put in his ass. I finally paid a girl $20 to try and seduce him in the fukkn corner, me and the porn owner were rolling watching it , she tried pulling his fukkin pants off and he had them clipped to his stomach somehow, she eventually ripped them off and the porn owner wanted to get his boys to hold Bobby down and she feathered his rooster with hot feathers to get him hard, we are fukkin dying and drinking wisky. Bobby is kicking and fighting her off, she cannot get on top of him and his rooster is still soft as baby tissue, she stopped because he was tearing a little and his rooster was all red. Guys the funniest part of story was on his ass as she was slapping him a little in a sex tease scene he had painted on it with magic markers " Virgin Boy" I swear that was it, we were all fukkin rolling are pricks off on the floor and the jokes kept coming. Bobby is a good kid just real shy and innocent.

    Merry Christmas
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    Bobby...just don't pick her up wearing your hat and mittens

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Let me answer it Bobby is a fukkin hamburger, first off he would need to nerve to ask her out. Bobby is a nervous guy and very paranoid. I was play fukkin him last week when we met. When we were eating I would stare at him with my sexual stare down that basically can seduce anyone. He was getting very nervous, then I proceeded to start playing the game "cup the pork" which is simple. It is a fun game where all you do is basically try and get other guys rooster and your hand and fukkin squeeze it until he screams. Of course this usually is with clothes on and I was trying to do it in the lobbies of the casino until some security prick told us to cut it out and act our age. I am screaming as i write this also. Then we just walked around and of course good old JJ had one more trick up his sleeve to get Bobby nervous. I said lts go to a sports shop on the baordwalk and I said i would buy him fukkin stripped short shorts. he is the only prick that wears them but it was only way to get him on the boardwalk. Ok as you all know whe did not go there but went to a fukkin porn shopand now I was in my element, Bobby was beat fukkin red and scared to death, the guy had porn movies on big screens playing and all types of scenes which made bobby nervous. I screamed over to Bobby to look up and watch bike scene. It was a guy 6-5, 300 pounding a little asian guy like 5-2, 105 in the assBobby was fukkin dying and wanted out. I dragged him into the toy room and they had everything in there. I was pulling stuff off the fukkin shelves and playing around with it, tried to get Bobby to try a fukkin shaftmaster but he pulled away, tried getting him to try on some lingerie and he pulled away, tried whipping him and he went into corner, was blowing up condoms and laughing real loud and telling bobby to come near me and lets see if these fukkin things are bust proof. Finally had a vibator made liek a candy cane and offered him $150 to put in his ass. I finally paid a girl $20 to try and seduce him in the fukkn corner, me and the porn owner were rolling watching it , she tried pulling his fukkin pants off and he had them clipped to his stomach somehow, she eventually ripped them off and the porn owner wanted to get his boys to hold Bobby down and she feathered his rooster with hot feathers to get him hard, we are fukkin dying and drinking wisky. Bobby is kicking and fighting her off, she cannot get on top of him and his rooster is still soft as baby tissue, she stopped because he was tearing a little and his rooster was all red. Guys the funniest part of story was on his ass as she was slapping him a little in a sex tease scene he had painted on it with magic markers " Virgin Boy" I swear that was it, we were all fukkin rolling are pricks off on the floor and the jokes kept coming. Bobby is a good kid just real shy and innocent. Merry Christmas
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    you all know bobby would take her to chuck e cheese

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    I would pick her up in a limo and have a dozen roses to give her. I would take her to a gourmet restaurant and have a gift waiting for her. Then we would go to a show or sporting event. After that we would go dancing or to a bar for drinks. On the way home I give her a kiss goodnight hoping she had a nice time and thank her for keeping me company
    lol

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    Yeah Bobby's shittin' us about gourmet eating and dancing. He'd take her to the nearest watering hole, get her liquored up then slide his hand up her skirt.

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    Would you check your phone for scores?

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    waste of money bobby, a girl knows if she is going to fuk you from the get go. don't spend money to impress them, if the want it Taco Bell will do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christina33 View Post
    Would you check your phone for scores?
    if she doesn't mind it

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Yeah Bobby's shittin' us about gourmet eating and dancing. He'd take her to the nearest watering hole, get her liquored up then slide his hand up her skirt.
    that would be my plan..

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    Unreal.

    jj if we went out together I'd be sure to publically embarrass you, you mother fukker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    that would be my plan..
    Works like a charm. Alcohol is the great panty remover. After a few drinks I look like Brad Pitt to them.

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    Haahahahaha! Bobby needs to bang a hyna and soon!

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    I bet dating a gambler wouod be awesome.

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    Bobby needs to do some yayo as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Bobby needs to do some yayo as well.

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    that post just made my fukkin night

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    is bobby really a virgin at his age?

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    is bobby really a virgin at his age?
    That he is....and longing for Shari to be his Mrs Robinson...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    That he is....and longing for Shari to be his Mrs Robinson...
    how old r u bobby? bro have u ever got ur dick wet?

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    we try hard here to get him laid, but to no avail.

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    That's some crazy shiit JJ....

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    Classic

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    funny shit!!!!!!!!!

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    bahahahaaaa jj u fukkk made my night!!! thx u fukks

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